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2014-03-17 12:33:51 PM  
Possibly the greatest word in the English language

/probably right behind moist
 
2014-03-17 12:55:17 PM  
Arguably yes, however exsanguinated is a close second imho.
 
2014-03-17 12:56:45 PM  
With all the careless gun play, there are some very lucky individuals still walking around in Gainesville today.
 
2014-03-17 12:58:22 PM  
Thats one hell of a night. Gotta give that Watkins guy some credit. First, it can't be exactly easy to throw around a D1 football player, but, then to disarm a guy with a gun... Also, since this is Florida, kudos for not applying the 'stand your ground' law, which easily would have been justifiable in this case.
 
2014-03-17 01:02:27 PM  

iron_city_ap: Thats one hell of a night. Gotta give that Watkins guy some credit. First, it can't be exactly easy to throw around a D1 football player, but, then to disarm a guy with a gun... Also, since this is Florida, kudos for not applying the 'stand your ground' law, which easily would have been justifiable in this case.


Does it pass the skittles test?
 
2014-03-17 01:15:34 PM  

Muzzleloader: Arguably yes, however exsanguinated is a close second imho.


And the first can definitely lead to the second.
 
2014-03-17 01:20:35 PM  

thecpt: Possibly the greatest word in the English language

/probably right behind moist


Came here to say THIS.  Though second goes to post-coital, which is disqualified because it's 2 words, and doesn't happen enough.
 
2014-03-17 01:42:42 PM  
Fredrico Lorca is dead and gone
 
2014-03-17 01:42:45 PM  
Go Vols

www.sports-logos-screensavers.com
 
2014-03-17 01:48:20 PM  

Muzzleloader: Arguably yes, however exsanguinated is a close second imho.


but he didn't bleed to death.

Looks like subby stole it from the comments too.

It's amazing how someone with a gun could stand their ground without killing someone, isn't it?

Also a hell of a correction on the part of TFA author. He'll never get a job with FoxNews/
 
2014-03-17 01:48:46 PM  
Unfortunatly, the initial information released was incorrect.

First, nice spelling. Second, I guess he had to amend his report after people got to him so he wouldn't be punished.
 
2014-03-17 02:44:16 PM  
He installed Linux?
 
2014-03-17 02:57:33 PM  

cretinbob: Also a hell of a correction on the part of TFA author the policeman. He'll never get a job with FoxNews the LAPD/

 
2014-03-17 03:23:15 PM  

Gonz: He installed Linux?


Well played.
 
2014-03-17 04:10:15 PM  
After last year's offensive performance.  This was the second most embarrassing thing to ever happen to him.
 
2014-03-17 04:56:41 PM  

thecpt: Possibly the greatest word in the English language

/probably right behind moist


I totally agree with you.
 
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