Yeah, great stuff. I enjoy I-Mockery more and more every time I visit. Sooo many memories...

Seanbaby does it better.

I think I'll have that printed on a tee.

Speaking of sexual moments in games, has anyone heard of The Guy Game?

site is slower then my tivo replay speed of janet jackson

Lara Croft was my big thing during puberty....

I'd love to read the article if, you know, it would LOAD.

I'll have a TotalFark membership before this site finishes loading.

fARKED

farked

Triple Farked.

Oh so veddy farked.

Of course it's farked. It's I-Mockery. Just remember to click on it tomorrow.

I used to love I-Mock. Y'know, back when it would load.

Pac-Man + Ms. Pac-Man % no genitals = wha teh fark!!

It's still there, but loading vewy vewy slowly.

This is taking way too long. Time for a cigarette break

this is taking so long, i'm taking a cigarette break from my cigarette break

well, with an intensely detailed background like that, of course it's going to take some time to load

High speed cable farked.

Is it a bad thing that I've forgotten about you, Aeris (FF7), now that Bastila (SWKotOR) is in love with me?

What do you mean they're not real?!

Mona Sax is a SEVERE hottie.

/saying it at any vaguely relevant opportunity.

All I can get loaded is their meta keywords. I guess this will just have to suffice.

sex,sexuality,nude,nudity,porn,pornography,Nintendo,NES,Arcade,Sega,Genesis,Ma ster System,Turbo Grafx,NEC,Atari,Jaguar,Intellivision,Coleco,Colecovision,video games,game,gaming

I think the mouse powering that site has died....

"Farkers have clicked on the above link 6718 times"
in what.... 5 minutes... sick farking bastards!

I give up

/seen enough pixellated four-color porn for one lifetime

It's so not farked.

I always wanted this dude to get more naked.

sllooooooooooooow

you mean i dont have to have that BIRDS AND THE BEES TALK here hon just play this ?!

Still waiting for site to load...

I'd do Princess Toadstool. Tifa (FF7) and Anna (Phantasy Star 2) are hotter though. And that one chick from the first Streets of Rage was a hottie too.

I'm pathetic.

kafkaesque
I give up
/seen enough pixellated four-color porn for one lifetime

Well, I haven't.

/Waiting for LSL8 or i-mockery site, whichever comes first.

Well that site is farked.



/Does making Shinobi hump the wall count as a sexual moment?

Farked bad.

This page will be all the talk after next year's Superbowl Halftime show.

Mona Sax is the ultimate videogame hottie (Especially the real life model in the game)

anyone else remeber their first hump in R6? (rainbowsix)


& booo to slow loaders

I remember my first hump in R6, Horse Feathers. Those were the days.

How bout in Metal Gear when you have Snake straddle a some guys face? and if you do it repeatedly real fast it looks like some real tea bag action. hahahah remember guys?! remember?!

/ohhhhhhhh

damnit, bad load.

i was wondering when someone'd mention Metal Gear

Farkers have clicked on the above link 18711 times

...to see pixel pr0n.

exactly.

Anyone else remember the scene from Golgo 13 for the NES? There's a nice little scene in that game where we get to see the titular (huh huh) character and a woman in sillouhette in a hotel room. Their pixellated shadows move towards each other, then the lights in the room fade out. Probably the only actual "sex" scene from any NES game(at least on one that made it to the US).


If this is mentioned in the article, sorry. It's still loading.

More like NSF56K...

can somebody give us a mirror?

Farkers have clicked on the above link 20103 times, that pretty much sums up the kinda farkers we have.

/clicks on link

All you young'uns. Anybody else remember Liesure Suit Larry? Good times.

Even the Google Cache is farked.

What are these guys at I-mockery using to power their server?

Given that they are into nostaligia, it must be a Commodore 64.

"...I adore my 65
my Commodore 64!"

What about Dreamweb for the Amiga?

The site hasn't loaded yet...but...that game had sprite sex by the bucketload if I remember correctly.