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(MSN News NZ)   Sometimes you just have to beat the crap outta someone using a small child as a blunt instrument   (news.msn.co.nz) divider line 39
    More: Obvious, Measuring instrument, robbery  
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2014-03-17 10:13:24 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-17 10:14:00 AM  
Assuming the kid was being a little shiat, it could cure two problems at once.
 
2014-03-17 10:15:05 AM  
Commas are our friends, subby

but they won't pick you up at the airport
 
2014-03-17 10:15:31 AM  
www.maniacworld.com
 
2014-03-17 10:15:43 AM  
I like to use a short piece of rope to tie twins together by feet, one at each end.  They make a most intimidating set of nunchucks.
 
2014-03-17 10:21:36 AM  
Done. In. Freaking. One.
 
2014-03-17 10:21:41 AM  
s16.postimg.org

You big small dummy!
 
2014-03-17 10:23:25 AM  
You ever been so mad you starting hitting a motherfarker with a little farker... cuz I know I have...
 
2014-03-17 10:26:22 AM  

probesport:


I know I've seen this before, but what is it depicting? And why is the man naked?
 
2014-03-17 10:27:10 AM  
i1248.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-17 10:27:16 AM  
Not sometimes. If someone is using a child as a blunt object, you should always beat their arse.
 
2014-03-17 10:30:35 AM  
A Brazilian mannequin?

Wow.  That's a lot.

www.blackgate.com
 
2014-03-17 10:31:42 AM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2014-03-17 10:38:23 AM  
I could see beating someone with say,  a medium sized raccoon.     But I'm not sure about a kid.

But that's just me.
 
2014-03-17 10:42:48 AM  
After reading the headline, I was sure that I was going to have to chastise subby for not using the Florida tag.
 
2014-03-17 10:45:12 AM  

probesport: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x778]


Any guy even thinking about getting married needs to be shown a photo of this statue.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:21 AM  
My weapon of choice is a large opossum.
But, don't have any children handy to brandish as weapons.  Maybe if I did, I would prefer those to the opossums.
But the tails on the opossums make an awful good handle for swinging and beating.
 
2014-03-17 10:46:51 AM  
I used a kid once to break my fall off a ladder.  Well, I didn't actually aim for him, he was just slower than the others.
 
2014-03-17 10:52:24 AM  

probesport: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x778]


Well, now I know that exists. WTF.
 
2014-03-17 10:57:44 AM  
 
2014-03-17 11:03:11 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 11:05:19 AM  
th06.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-17 11:26:26 AM  
Switcher, you are one sick puppy!
 
2014-03-17 11:27:48 AM  

probesport: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x778]


I've been there... it's that park in Oslo, right?
Very cool place to spend the day.
 
2014-03-17 11:39:01 AM  
I once met a man so mean, rumor has it he once beat a baby seal to death with a smaller, cuter baby seal.
 
2014-03-17 11:39:31 AM  
No George Carlin?

Surely I can't be the only one who remembers that George Carlin piece on how to commit the perfect double homicide...
 
2014-03-17 11:39:39 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x778]


Needs more pedo

img.fark.net

And googly eyes, definitely googly eyes.
 
2014-03-17 11:40:02 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Assuming the kid was being a little shiat, it could cure two problems at once.


That child was an innocent who was bothering no one.
 
2014-03-17 11:45:35 AM  
duuude.com

Found that kid's perfect job when their grown.
 
2014-03-17 11:58:52 AM  
t2.gstatic.com is intrigued and wants to hear more.
 
2014-03-17 12:45:48 PM  

Latinwolf: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Assuming the kid was being a little shiat, it could cure two problems at once.

That child was an innocent who was bothering no one.


Nonsense, TFA says the the child was even thrown out of the store earlier.
 
2014-03-17 12:48:41 PM  

Savage Belief: probesport:

I know I've seen this before, but what is it depicting? And why is the man naked?


Heck if I know.  Could it be Zeus being plagued by all his Demi-god children for back owed child support?
 
2014-03-17 12:57:07 PM  
Video cannot be played from your current location. Thanks subby.
 
2014-03-17 01:03:28 PM  
Small children are much more flexible and resilient than dwarfs. Always use a child as a cudgel instead of a dwarf. It's the humane choice.
 
2014-03-17 01:29:39 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 04:10:02 PM  
i970.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-17 05:32:46 PM  
BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND!
 
2014-03-17 06:08:36 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KID!


FTFY
 
2014-03-17 07:38:06 PM  
So if you beat the person who is using a small child as a blunt instrument, can you beat them with a slightly larger child, or do you have to use a child of the same size to keep things fair?
 
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