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(ESPN)   Jacoby Ellsbury - and so it begins   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-03-16 11:44:46 PM  
$153 million for this guy. *sigh*

Well, at least it's just "tightness". Nothing may come of this, but that's not to say there won't be something else.
 
2014-03-16 11:57:27 PM  
I had him as a keeper in my fantasy league for 4 years and I finally decided to let him go in a trade last year. Someone who gets a season ending injury every other year is not worth keeping on your roster.
 
2014-03-17 12:51:00 AM  
"Jacoby Ellsbury has tight calf"

Well, I guess if you had to call his woman a cow, that's as complimentary as you could be about it.
 
2014-03-17 01:36:52 AM  
West of jersey and who gives a
 
2014-03-17 02:47:24 AM  

steveGswine: "Jacoby Ellsbury has tight calf"

Well, I guess if you had to call his woman a cow, that's as complimentary as you could be about it.


8 year olds, Dude.
 
2014-03-17 03:46:30 AM  

Generation_D: West of jersey and who gives a


People who don't live in fly-over states...
 
2014-03-17 04:28:59 AM  
Oh, and by the way, they were no-hit. Not that anyone was paying any attention.
 
2014-03-17 07:15:03 AM  

Hoopy Frood: Oh, and by the way, they were no-hit. Not that anyone was paying any attention.


By the marlins
 
2014-03-17 08:06:33 AM  

steveGswine: "Jacoby Ellsbury has tight calf"

Well, I guess if you had to call his woman a cow, that's as complimentary as you could be about it.


The folks in College Station read that headline and didn't bat an eye.
 
2014-03-17 08:49:01 AM  
gifrific.com

/Go Red Sox
/Hoping the Bradley/Sizemore combo doesn't crap out
 
2014-03-17 09:44:53 AM  
See, if they had consulted us before they acquired him, the Yankees wouldn't be having this problem.
 
2014-03-17 09:51:49 AM  
Or a brutal hangover.
 
2014-03-17 10:01:44 AM  
Well, at least we aren't the Mets.
 
2014-03-17 10:20:02 AM  

LemSkroob: Well, at least we aren't the Mets.


What do Mets fans use as birth control?

The fact that their Mets fans.

What do Yankees fans use as birth control?

Their personalities
 
2014-03-17 10:38:33 AM  
another season another Ellsbury injury.
 
2014-03-17 11:29:05 AM  
LemSkroob said "At least we aren't the Mets"......... But let's face it; in life, we are all the Mets. Sigh.
 
2014-03-17 12:20:54 PM  

zarberg: LemSkroob: Well, at least we aren't the Mets.

What do Mets fans use as birth control?

The fact that their Mets fans.

What do Yankees fans use as birth control?

Their personalities


Doesn't that effectively say the same thing?
 
2014-03-17 12:28:22 PM  

H31N0US: zarberg: LemSkroob: Well, at least we aren't the Mets.

What do Mets fans use as birth control?

The fact that their Mets fans.

What do Yankees fans use as birth control?

Their personalities


Doesn't that effectively say the same thing?


Each joke says that the person telling the joke is an idiot, so yes.
 
2014-03-17 11:45:38 PM  
he played for the red sox when they won the world series, he's priceless
 
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