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(Carl Sagan Portal)   The "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey Episode" Discussion Thread and Drinking Game. 9PM eastern, Fox   (carlsagan.com ) divider line
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2014-03-16 09:28:14 PM  
I expect to read of complaints from viewers offended by the blatant display of hot wasp on orchid action.
 
2014-03-16 09:28:20 PM  
uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:09 PM  

farkingismybusiness: If I evolved from trees then how come there are still trees?


LOL!
 
2014-03-16 09:29:10 PM  
The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:29 PM  
Hahahhah eyes. Epic troll achieved.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:46 PM  
Once again, needs better music
 
2014-03-16 09:29:50 PM  
Sounds like they are still making noise in space. This is obviously all wrong.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:59 PM  
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see...
 
2014-03-16 09:30:00 PM  
Uh oh, fundies are running away again.
 
2014-03-16 09:30:10 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.


THIS is gonna be SWEET!!

/I PRAY my fundie Aunt is watching this show...
 
2014-03-16 09:30:26 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I think he might be on to something about us being related to trees. Everyday I wake up with morning wood.


SCIENCE!
 
2014-03-16 09:30:49 PM  
This is the only TV I watch, is Noah being pushed this hard on other channels and TV shows?
 
2014-03-16 09:30:55 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.


Yep. I am loving it.
 
2014-03-16 09:30:59 PM  
There's that commercial for that ridiculous action-movie adaptation of the story of Noah's Ark.

The mind boggles.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:22 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.


I am disappointed that he did not reference the often incompletely referenced quote from Mr. Darwin on the subject.

/Still has time, I suppose.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:24 PM  

jaytkay: nmrsnr: But it wouldn't have killed them to say "white looking fur."

There's a two-word phrase for "white looking fur."

It's "white fur".


Nope. While white fur certainly is white-looking, a polar bears' fur, while it certainly looks white, is actually clear.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:27 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.




This is going to be good.


Oh who am I kidding? This already IS good.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:30 PM  
An ad for a Noah's arc movie during Cosmos.  It's the end of the empire, folks.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:27 PM  
24....in MY Cosmos?

/I'm VERY OK with this!!
 
2014-03-16 09:32:38 PM  

geom_00: Representative of the unwashed masses: uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.

THIS is gonna be SWEET!!

/I PRAY my fundie Aunt is watching this show...


she probably prays for you too.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:42 PM  
And that is the real Surviving Jack, FOX.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:52 PM  

Empty H: This is the only TV I watch, is Noah being pushed this hard on other channels and TV shows?


this is the first commercial I've seen for it.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:58 PM  

Jesterling: An ad for a Noah's arc movie during Cosmos.  It's the end of the empire, folks.


Advertising companies know there are evangelicals out there watching Cosmos in order to get angry.
 
2014-03-16 09:33:06 PM  

IronTom: Cryptic is probably liking this one


I am!
 
2014-03-16 09:34:12 PM  

Dimensio: I expect to read of complaints from viewers offended by the blatant display of hot wasp on orchid action.


Heck, there was full frontal nudity in the chimp segment
 
2014-03-16 09:34:19 PM  
Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.
 
2014-03-16 09:34:32 PM  
Was that a paramecium?
 
2014-03-16 09:35:03 PM  

Confabulat: Keyser_Soze_Death: Can't wait for the religious folks to see this week's episode.

Religious people would have shut this off already.


Nope, they watch it so that they can fuel their outrage against the scientists, Fox, and everybody else who's not a fundy. It must hurt that the people who most hate this are the same people that watch Fox News.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:03 PM  
NDT's pronounciation of the word 'good' is eerily similar to Carl's.

/atheist church. I snorted.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:10 PM  

JerseyTim: Sure, Neil Degrasse Tyson is great and all, but how much better would Cosmos be if it were narrated by Rust Cohle?


Having Danica McKellar hosting would make the show slightly more fappable
www.wolfgnards.com
 
2014-03-16 09:35:15 PM  

Ishkur: Once again, needs better music


I have a reissue of the soundtrack in my CD collection. I should probably burn it to MP3 or FLAC soon.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:19 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


Over-stating it much?
 
2014-03-16 09:35:33 PM  

geom_00: Was that a paramecium?


Vermicelli.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:45 PM  
feels like I'm playing Spore
 
2014-03-16 09:35:58 PM  
All those freaky things are pretty much why I don't go in the ocean.
 
2014-03-16 09:37:40 PM  
Fish with their darkness-seeing eyes, think they're so cool. Go eat a worm, you stupid fish.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:00 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


api.ning.com
Science damn you!
 
2014-03-16 09:38:06 PM  
But but but the eye couldn't have arisen by random processes, which proves the existence of God!
 
2014-03-16 09:38:07 PM  
Commercial for "Noah"... drink?
 
2014-03-16 09:38:29 PM  
You hear that sound? That's the fundies having a heart attack.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:33 PM  
I think some station in Oklahoma had "technical problems."
 
2014-03-16 09:38:35 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


Religion and science are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Fundamentalism and science are. Making fun of fundies is low-hanging fruit but is still worth doing.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:36 PM  
All the fundies just shat themselves with impotent rage.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:46 PM  
Does this episode warrant the creation of a betting pool relating to the number of television stations that will cease airing future episodes of the program?
 
2014-03-16 09:39:02 PM  
Evolution is real?!
 
2014-03-16 09:39:10 PM  
This episode is amazing.
 
2014-03-16 09:39:11 PM  
Ohhhhh "halls of extinction".
 
2014-03-16 09:39:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.

Religion and science are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Fundamentalism and science are. Making fun of fundies is low-hanging fruit but is still worth doing.


OK
 
2014-03-16 09:39:23 PM  
"THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION... IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT."


*does happy dance*
 
2014-03-16 09:39:26 PM  
family guy sucked tonight
 
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