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(WMUR New Hampshire)   The king of attention whores strikes again   (wmur.com) divider line 100
    More: Stupid, Sea of Japan, attention whores, Korean peninsula toward the Sea, security protocol, Jennifer Psaki, rockets, missiles, North Korea  
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19720 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2014 at 11:28 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-16 10:56:34 PM  
I guessed Ted Nugent
 
2014-03-16 11:11:53 PM  
Wampler?
 
2014-03-16 11:21:50 PM  
Trump hint that he might be running for president again?
 
2014-03-16 11:23:26 PM  
Trump?
 
2014-03-16 11:29:04 PM  
The more they use up on test fires the less they'll have if it ever does come to blows over there.
 
2014-03-16 11:29:45 PM  
"Are you still all hung up on that missing plane? That's so last week! I'm still here! See! I've got missiles that can fly into the ocean too!"
 
2014-03-16 11:29:50 PM  
Fred Phelps died?
nope
damn
 
2014-03-16 11:32:17 PM  
"It is justifiable self-defense behavior for us to conduct these military exercises in order to preserve peace in the region and to protect the safety of our people and our country,"

well yeah, if a guy is willing to feed his family to starving dogs, it may be good to keep an eye open...
 
2014-03-16 11:32:52 PM  
That midget has a real hardon for blowing holes in the Sea of Japan.
 
2014-03-16 11:33:38 PM  
Gene Simmons?
 
2014-03-16 11:34:45 PM  
"North Korea has fired 25 short-range rockets from its east coast into open water, in what appears to be a "provocative" action."

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-16 11:39:22 PM  
I was expected Howard Stern, but the more I clicked, I got less and less stern.
 
2014-03-16 11:41:28 PM  
I guessed Donald Trump, then Justin Beiber, then Miley Cyrus.
 
2014-03-16 11:43:46 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I guessed Ted Nugent


Did Kim Jung Un shiat his pants too?
 
2014-03-16 11:45:06 PM  

ElLoco: That midget has a real hardon for blowing holes in the Sea of Japan.


Are we supposed to be impressed/frightened that they have operational 50 year old unguided rockets?
 
2014-03-16 11:45:19 PM  
Baba Booie
 
2014-03-16 11:45:22 PM  
Perez Hilton?
 
2014-03-16 11:46:53 PM  
Fred Phelps?
 
2014-03-16 11:48:40 PM  
Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

www.wmur.com
 
2014-03-16 11:49:04 PM  
Ted Cruz?
 
2014-03-16 11:49:44 PM  

skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]


His head looks like a peanut.
 
2014-03-16 11:51:56 PM  
Great, another Trump thread.
 
2014-03-16 11:51:57 PM  

skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]


BWAHAHAHAHAHA

not really sure why it's funny
 
2014-03-16 11:52:16 PM  
Fearless leader testing missile intended to keel moose.
 
2014-03-16 11:56:07 PM  
He's got a rocket in his pocket!
 
2014-03-16 11:56:53 PM  
Feels funny calling a guy a whore, so I tried googling "male whore" for a synonym. I got "stallion" and thought that was a bit indulgent... Then I realized my phone corrected "whores" to "horse".

Doesn't even qualify for a csb. Just drunk rambling.
 
2014-03-16 11:56:54 PM  

AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]

His head looks like a peanut.


He's got a Devil's haircut.
 
2014-03-16 11:57:55 PM  
ROOK AT ME!! ROOK AT ME!!! ROOK AT ME!!!
 
2014-03-17 12:00:22 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: ElLoco: That midget has a real hardon for blowing holes in the Sea of Japan.

Are we supposed to be impressed/frightened that they have operational 50 year old unguided rockets?


A little of both, I'd imagine. Throw in pinch of 'surprised' and I think we've got a deal-clincher.
 
2014-03-17 12:04:34 AM  
I was thinking about cowering in fear. But I decided to watch TV instead.
 
2014-03-17 12:05:50 AM  
I thought it would be this guy at work with named Thomas. He is in charge of keeping the breakroom clean.
Geeze, leave a used paper towel on the counter and you would think Japan invaded Ukraine.
 
2014-03-17 12:08:18 AM  

fusillade762: Trump hint that he might be running for president again?


That was my guess.
 
2014-03-17 12:09:28 AM  
Judge Judy?
 
2014-03-17 12:10:01 AM  

skinink: AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]

His head looks like a peanut.

He's got a Devil's haircut.


That's just in your mind
 
2014-03-17 12:10:05 AM  
I was betting on another Malaysia airlines thread. *update: we still don't have any information to update you on.. Still clueless
 
2014-03-17 12:17:58 AM  
weknowmemes.com

gagnamite.com

www.nohope.org
 
2014-03-17 12:18:46 AM  
One of these missile test will wake up Godzilla and/or Cloverfield and they are going to be pissed.
 
2014-03-17 12:19:07 AM  
Can someone explain to me, why there's so many mics?
 
2014-03-17 12:21:08 AM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Can someone explain to me, why there's so many mics?


They don't know which ones actually work.
 
2014-03-17 12:22:24 AM  

NoahFenze: I was betting on another Malaysia airlines thread. *update: we still don't have any information to update you on.. Still clueless


So a whole airliner is an AW?

Still surprised how many AWs are showboating this weekend.
 
2014-03-17 12:23:36 AM  

AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]

His head looks like a peanut.


Stop rhyming... I mean it!

/better not be obscure
 
2014-03-17 12:32:51 AM  

DORMAMU: AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]

His head looks like a peanut.

Stop rhyming... I mean it!

/better not be obscure


....really?
 
2014-03-17 12:33:42 AM  
I guessed Kanye West.
 
2014-03-17 12:36:12 AM  

Gyrfalcon: DORMAMU: AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!

[www.wmur.com image 620x349]

His head looks like a peanut.

Stop rhyming... I mean it!

/better not be obscure

....really?


I was hoping another liter would be wtf?

I am usually ignored by the TF'ers.

i was actually acknowledged this time! Praise be to the Founders!
 
2014-03-17 12:41:26 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: The more they use up on test fires the less they'll have if it ever does come to blows over there.


North Korea has no real ability to wage total war. Their troops would starve. Their artillery and missile power would be removed by high tech Western weaponry, hopefully before any firing/launching.

Their missiles are a local threat, to be sure, but I'm pretty confident that North Korea could be bottled up within a few months. China and Russia won't go to bat for them if they start a war, period.
 
2014-03-17 12:42:23 AM  

phrawgh: Peter von Nostrand: I guessed Ted Nugent

Did Kim Jung Un shiat his pants too?


I think he's even braver than that
 
2014-03-17 12:42:28 AM  

Badafuco: I guessed Kanye West.


Alas, so did I.

Maybe someday he will interrupt a Lil' Kim speech, and there will be a throw down.

/A girl can dream...
 
2014-03-17 12:47:54 AM  
I guessed Patrick Tribett.
 
2014-03-17 12:53:54 AM  

DORMAMU: Gyrfalcon: DORMAMU: AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!


[www.wmur.com image 620x349]


His head looks like a peanut.


Stop rhyming... I mean it!


/better not be obscure


....really?


I was hoping another liter would be wtf?


I am usually ignored by the TF'ers.


i was actually acknowledged this time! Praise be to the Founders!



Ignored.

Actually, my guess for the headline was a TFer.
 
2014-03-17 12:57:18 AM  

rhiannon: DORMAMU: Gyrfalcon: DORMAMU: AspectRatio: skinink: Where it's at! I got 25 short range missiles and some microphones!


[www.wmur.com image 620x349]


His head looks like a peanut.


Stop rhyming... I mean it!


/better not be obscure


....really?


I was hoping another liter would be wtf?


I am usually ignored by the TF'ers.


i was actually acknowledged this time! Praise be to the Founders!


Ignored.

Actually, my guess for the headline was a TFer.


I wasn't subby...

i was referring to my princess bride reference and adding heavy sarcasm.

TF has gotten thin skinned
 
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