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(CNN)   While teams get ready to cut down the nets, NCAA tournament fans get ready for a different sort of cutting   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, NCAA, La Salle, American Urological Association, Notre Dame  
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1266 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Mar 2014 at 12:27 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-16 10:56:20 PM  
"A lot of patients come in and say, 'I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.'

"They'll even tell us to exaggerate a little about how long it takes to recover."


Nice.
 
2014-03-17 01:37:42 AM  
CNN has outdone themselves this year in their cliche'd "NCAA lost productivity" article.

It's not news...it's CNN.tm
 
2014-03-17 02:21:18 AM  
*checks watch* yep it IS time for this article again

/like clockwork
//every year
 
2014-03-17 07:40:14 AM  

Drunk Astronaut: CNN has outdone themselves this year in their cliche'd "NCAA lost productivity" article.

It's not news...it's CNN.tm


Has CNN  ever covered how much time is lost to Facebook?  Or whatever wedding/baby site is the hot shiat this year?
 
2014-03-17 07:46:49 AM  
Because "hi, honey. You know, it's March Madness again, and you know how much I love it. We'll go back to The Bachelor and HGTV again as soon as it's over" requires testicles
 
2014-03-17 08:08:01 AM  
When do gay men get snipped, right before the Tony awards?
 
2014-03-17 08:37:12 AM  
Hmm. Would this work with getting my tubes tied? I'm all for two weeks on the couch watching basketball.
 
2014-03-17 09:28:41 AM  
Taking a few days to do nothing is no joke.  After I got the little snip-snip I was sitting at home hours after the surgery and decided I wanted to run out to try to pick up some stuff at staples.  The cashier ringing up my order started freaking out because (unbeknownst to me) I had bled through my bandages, my underwear, and my shorts and a sizeable amount of blood was covering the front of my shorts.

//Bag of peas and a weekend of couch duty.  Seems unnecessary, but it's not.

///I know, CSB.
 
2014-03-17 09:55:22 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Because "hi, honey. You know, it's March Madness again, and you know how much I love it. We'll go back to The Bachelor and HGTV again as soon as it's over" requires testicles


You DO know your testicles aren't removed during a vasectomy, right?
 
2014-03-17 10:06:32 AM  
A specialty this year is the Wichita State. They just shave your balls, but they tell you that you went through a grueling surgery.
 
2014-03-17 10:07:24 AM  

kobrakai: HaywoodJablonski: Because "hi, honey. You know, it's March Madness again, and you know how much I love it. We'll go back to The Bachelor and HGTV again as soon as it's over" requires testicles

You DO know your testicles aren't removed during a vasectomy, right?


He got it done at the vet.
 
2014-03-17 10:17:51 AM  

kobrakai: HaywoodJablonski: Because "hi, honey. You know, it's March Madness again, and you know how much I love it. We'll go back to The Bachelor and HGTV again as soon as it's over" requires testicles

You DO know your testicles aren't removed during a vasectomy, right?


I wasn't making a vasectomy joke. My point is that guys should try talking to their wives instead of taking extreme measures like getting snipped in order to watch some basketball
 
2014-03-17 10:23:15 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: I wasn't making a vasectomy joke. My point is that guys should try talking to their wives instead of taking extreme measures like getting snipped in order to watch some basketball


It's a great killing two birds with one stone win/win scenario.  It basically takes you out of commission for a handful of days.  Why not combine the recovery with a time they'd like to be stuck on a couch watching tv?
 
2014-03-17 11:13:51 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Because "hi, honey. You know, it's March Madness again, and you know how much I love it. We'll go back to The Bachelor and HGTV again as soon as it's over" requires testicles


It really only requires having more than one tv on the house.
 
2014-03-17 11:46:07 AM  
What do they plan for next year?
 
2014-03-17 12:38:35 PM  

orange storm: What do they plan for next year?


They're going full eunuch.
 
2014-03-17 03:18:53 PM  
farking pussies.  Had my snip done on a Thursday (in the OR because of technical difficulties) and still made it OUT OF THE HOUSE to the football stadium for homecoming on Saturday.

/Bunch of nancy-boys.
 
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