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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl hosted wild house party with more than 100 guests that saw five teens taken to the hospital while her father, Steve Miller, slept through it all. Some call him a space cowboy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Florida, St. Patrick's Day, death hoax, teens  
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2014-03-17 01:50:52 AM  
3 votes:

Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.



/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off


I don't think it's the real Steve Miller. The real Steve Miller would have something better to do than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube.
2014-03-17 02:08:56 AM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

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/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off


It's a bit out of the way, but he don't wanna get caught up in any of that funky shiat going down in the city.
2014-03-17 12:27:19 AM  
2 votes:
I call him "Maurice"
2014-03-17 06:22:14 AM  
1 votes:
Somebody really liked her peaches.
2014-03-17 02:26:14 AM  
1 votes:
Did the article mention how many of the teens he was sleeping with?

/I could see how that might be distracting
2014-03-17 02:11:55 AM  
1 votes:
Mixing Xanax and alcohol doesn't really result in hospital visits. In my world, mixing alcohol and Xanax results in me having the ability to get through my days.
2014-03-17 01:46:43 AM  
1 votes:
Slept through it all.  Riiiiight
2014-03-17 01:37:26 AM  
1 votes:
He knows just exactly what the facts is.
2014-03-17 01:30:03 AM  
1 votes:
I can believe it. That many rock shows can do that to one's hearing I'm sure.

I've slept through tornadoes and 3 alarm fires next door. 100 drunken teenage girls? With my luck I'd sleep through that as well.
2014-03-17 01:28:44 AM  
1 votes:
...he's a midnight toker
2014-03-17 01:27:52 AM  
1 votes:
If he really slept through it then I know where they got the xanax.
2014-03-17 01:16:31 AM  
1 votes:
Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

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/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off
2014-03-16 11:22:36 PM  
1 votes:
cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner


and now I got kids and oh shiat they're just like I was
 
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