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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl hosted wild house party with more than 100 guests that saw five teens taken to the hospital while her father, Steve Miller, slept through it all. Some call him a space cowboy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 49
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2014-03-16 10:49:56 PM  
Woooot! WoooOOOOoooooooo!
 
2014-03-16 11:18:33 PM  
the pompatus of love...
 
2014-03-16 11:22:36 PM  
cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner


and now I got kids and oh shiat they're just like I was
 
2014-03-16 11:22:47 PM  
Well, people are talkin' about him, baby.
 
2014-03-17 12:27:19 AM  
I call him "Maurice"
 
2014-03-17 01:16:31 AM  
Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

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/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off
 
2014-03-17 01:23:36 AM  
Little willy willy won't


Go Home
 
2014-03-17 01:25:32 AM  
Did they dance, dance, dance all night long?

/hard-workin' man and a son of a gun
 
2014-03-17 01:27:52 AM  
If he really slept through it then I know where they got the xanax.
 
2014-03-17 01:28:44 AM  
...he's a midnight toker
 
2014-03-17 01:30:03 AM  
I can believe it. That many rock shows can do that to one's hearing I'm sure.

I've slept through tornadoes and 3 alarm fires next door. 100 drunken teenage girls? With my luck I'd sleep through that as well.
 
2014-03-17 01:32:21 AM  
Kid n' Play  wanted for questioning.
 
2014-03-17 01:37:26 AM  
He knows just exactly what the facts is.
 
2014-03-17 01:44:53 AM  
Hey! Wait a minute. Is this from "Pretty In Pink"?
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2014-03-17 01:46:43 AM  
Slept through it all.  Riiiiight
 
2014-03-17 01:49:19 AM  
One look at the father and you could tell he didn't sleep through it, he was passed out.
 
2014-03-17 01:50:28 AM  
CSB time

I met Steve Miller once in an elevator.  We were both staying at the same hotel.  He had 2 really sleazy looking chicks that were all over his body.

And I did't even get his autograph.
 
2014-03-17 01:50:28 AM  
How the hell do you fit that many people into a house that sized?
 
2014-03-17 01:50:52 AM  

Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.



/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off


I don't think it's the real Steve Miller. The real Steve Miller would have something better to do than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube.
 
2014-03-17 01:53:45 AM  
I just realized I've had Steve Miller and Steve Earle mixed up for years.  I never could quite reconcile Steve Earle singing The Joker.
 
2014-03-17 01:58:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I call him "Maurice"


Thread's over, good night everybody!
 
2014-03-17 01:59:28 AM  
photos1.blogger.com

Man speaks with forked tongue
 
2014-03-17 02:08:56 AM  

Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

[img.fark.net image 634x340]

/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off


It's a bit out of the way, but he don't wanna get caught up in any of that funky shiat going down in the city.
 
2014-03-17 02:09:51 AM  

anuran: [photos1.blogger.com image 250x333]

Man speaks with forked tongue


Or not.

Riding in the saddle, six gun at my side...
 
2014-03-17 02:11:05 AM  

jekfark: Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off

I don't think it's the real Steve Miller. The real Steve Miller would have something better to do than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube.


you're probably right, but notice the uncanny resemblance?

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img.fark.net
 
2014-03-17 02:11:55 AM  
Mixing Xanax and alcohol doesn't really result in hospital visits. In my world, mixing alcohol and Xanax results in me having the ability to get through my days.
 
2014-03-17 02:13:41 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: anuran: [photos1.blogger.com image 250x333]

Man speaks with forked tongue

Or not.

Riding in the saddle, six gun at my side...


Damn, I blew it. It's actually

Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side
 
2014-03-17 02:22:24 AM  
I love this thread so much!

Great headline, subby :)
 
2014-03-17 02:26:14 AM  
Did the article mention how many of the teens he was sleeping with?

/I could see how that might be distracting
 
2014-03-17 02:32:10 AM  

Mark Ratner: jekfark: Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off

I don't think it's the real Steve Miller. The real Steve Miller would have something better to do than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube.

you're probably right, but notice the uncanny resemblance?


Surely today's top-notch investigative reporters with their uncanny attention to detail and their unprecedented fact-finding prowess would have been all over that and included that important information in the story.
 
2014-03-17 02:33:27 AM  
do dodo do do do do, living in the USA.....
 
2014-03-17 02:44:16 AM  
Slept riiiiight through it... yeah..... riiiiiight....
 
2014-03-17 02:44:27 AM  

Pot Pie Man: Mixing Xanax and alcohol doesn't really result in hospital visits. In my world, mixing alcohol and Xanax results in me having the ability to get through my days.


I can count on one hand the number of times I have missing memories from a night out. Even when pretty damn drunk, 99.9% of the time I remember how I got to where I ended up passing out. Which kinda sucks because the stupid drunken antic regret kicks in as soon as I wake up.

First and last time I took Xanax I had two beers and don't remember a goddamn thing. And I'm not a lightweight.

More power to you, but that combo is scary as f--k.
 
2014-03-17 02:46:41 AM  

jekfark: Mark Ratner: jekfark: Mark Ratner: Not sure if I'm more depressed at the lack of drunk teenage girl pics or Steve Miller's house.

/not a bad house, but for a former rock star?
//his agent, accountant, ex-wife, etc. are probably better off

I don't think it's the real Steve Miller. The real Steve Miller would have something better to do than sit around the house, get high and watch the tube.

you're probably right, but notice the uncanny resemblance?

Surely today's top-notch investigative reporters with their uncanny attention to detail and their unprecedented fact-finding prowess would have been all over that and included that important information in the story.


can't argue with that...but they DO really kinda look very extremely similar.
/saw the Steve Miller Band back in like '94 or '95...meh, but it was better than staying home and doing nothing
 
2014-03-17 02:52:52 AM  

Generation_D: Little willy willy won't


Go Home


Mate that is two musical genres that would never have appeared in the same building, let alone had relations
 
2014-03-17 02:59:31 AM  

BolloxReader: I can believe it. That many rock shows can do that to one's hearing I'm sure.

I've slept through tornadoes and 3 alarm fires next door. 100 drunken teenage girls? With my luck I'd sleep through that as well.


I wouldn't.

andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-17 04:14:20 AM  

gfid: CSB time

I met Steve Miller once in an elevator.  We were both staying at the same hotel.  He had 2 really sleazy looking chicks that were all over his body.



That's how you pompatous.
 
2014-03-17 05:13:15 AM  
I was thinking of the wrong dude.

Steven Wright. ? I think I'll pass out now.
 
2014-03-17 06:22:14 AM  
Somebody really liked her peaches.
 
2014-03-17 07:38:28 AM  
Steve Miller is such an unusual name, it MUST be THE Steve Miller.
 
2014-03-17 09:25:25 AM  
Mark Ratner:saw the Steve Miller Band back in like '94 or '95...meh, but it was better than staying home and doing nothing

Saw them and George Thorogood together around Y2K.  Thorogood was a far better set.
 
2014-03-17 09:44:01 AM  

gfid: CSB time

I met Steve Miller once in an elevator.  We were both staying at the same hotel.  He had 2 really sleazy looking chicks that were all over his body.

And I did't even get his autograph.


Did you get theirs? ;)
 
2014-03-17 11:13:09 AM  
Sounds like he was lyin' in bed just like Brian Wilson did...
 
2014-03-17 12:08:15 PM  
Nasty inland house. Hot, squalid hovel of a home.  Pompetus, my ass.........C'mon, Steve....move to the coast.
 
2014-03-17 12:39:34 PM  

morg: If he really slept through it then I know where they got the xanax.


Came in here to say this exactly.
 
2014-03-17 12:40:15 PM  
img.fark.netwww.thesmokinggun.com

Huffing paint will make you sleep though the biggest parties.
 
2014-03-17 02:34:12 PM  
Looks more or less like hard liquor type of guy. Probably passed out early and the rest is history. After a night of drinking my Wife easily sleeps through me watching loud movies without ear buds in bed. Even sleeps through the cats clawing and biting her when she isn't drinking.
 
2014-03-17 06:22:05 PM  
If I could sleep through 100 teenage girls, I'd head down south and I'd be running today.

/try the gazpacho
//you sit in the chair, puto
 
2014-03-18 05:44:11 AM  
What if she slipped him some GHB before the party?

/Why oh why wasn't I this smart 20 years ago???
 
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