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(Wimp) Video Longest rally in badminton history puts the 'bad' in badminton   (wimp.com) divider line 7
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2014-03-16 07:41:55 PM  
3 votes:
Just minutes later, the match was called a draw when the hamburgers got done grilling and both players had to be called to the picnic pavillion because Aunt Susan gets real fussy about everybody saying grace together before meals, even if it's at a cookout.
2014-03-16 11:11:49 PM  
1 votes:
I blame Bittybopper for knowing what a shuttlecock is.
2014-03-16 08:05:33 PM  
1 votes:

youngJohn: Minimum: Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(

Why would you miss his youth?

Because  hisyouth contained beer, topless women, and badminton! A combination so common that his personal account of it is completely believable! Seriously! I dare you to crack a brew while enjoying a wicked sick game of badminton and  not have the girls crowding-round, wrestling their tops off. His reference to women as "chicks" lends further credit to his legendary past of badminton and half-naked girls.

Historically badminton has been as the one and only sport to attract chicks from miles around and whip them into a kind of frenzy known as "girls gone wild". In-fact badminton's intoxicating effect on chicks nearly kept it from becoming an official Olympic event in the summer games of 1988 held in South Korea. After much debate following its "test demonstration" in the 1972 summer games in Munich, Germany, all chicks in attendance, including the one chick-judge took their tops off and flailed their breasts around wildly, the game proved too provocative a sport to include as a serious event but was officially voted-in by the disproportionately male game-committee. In the end, out of the 10 member voting committee only 3 votes were "nay" 2 of which were chicks and one male who was later outed as totally gay. Since then it has been a disappointment to the world due to the fact that the ultra disciplined "Asian chicks" are able to focus through their primal impulse to unleash their boobs during play thereby solidifying the eastern countries dominate place as the medal winning competitors. To add to this unforeseen disappointment, the intoxicating effect of badminton on chicks does not pass-through broadcast images leaving many expectant boob-hungry husbands without bare-breasts to watch. Though even today a quick pick-up game of badminton in ...


lol we were just really drunk at the lake. Well thought out quip though.
2014-03-16 07:51:57 PM  
1 votes:

Minimum: Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(

Why would you miss his youth?


Because  hisyouth contained beer, topless women, and badminton! A combination so common that his personal account of it is completely believable! Seriously! I dare you to crack a brew while enjoying a wicked sick game of badminton and  not have the girls crowding-round, wrestling their tops off. His reference to women as "chicks" lends further credit to his legendary past of badminton and half-naked girls.

Historically badminton has been as the one and only sport to attract chicks from miles around and whip them into a kind of frenzy known as "girls gone wild". In-fact badminton's intoxicating effect on chicks nearly kept it from becoming an official Olympic event in the summer games of 1988 held in South Korea. After much debate following its "test demonstration" in the 1972 summer games in Munich, Germany, all chicks in attendance, including the one chick-judge took their tops off and flailed their breasts around wildly, the game proved too provocative a sport to include as a serious event but was officially voted-in by the disproportionately male game-committee. In the end, out of the 10 member voting committee only 3 votes were "nay" 2 of which were chicks and one male who was later outed as totally gay. Since then it has been a disappointment to the world due to the fact that the ultra disciplined "Asian chicks" are able to focus through their primal impulse to unleash their boobs during play thereby solidifying the eastern countries dominate place as the medal winning competitors. To add to this unforeseen disappointment, the intoxicating effect of badminton on chicks does not pass-through broadcast images leaving many expectant boob-hungry husbands without bare-breasts to watch. Though even today a quick pick-up game of badminton in any public beach or park is sure to draw the chicks from the shadows and entertain all with its bra-exploding capabilities.
2014-03-16 04:33:39 PM  
1 votes:
That's the most interesting game of badminton I've seen since the last Olympics when all those Chinese players kept trying to intentionally lose games against each other.
2014-03-16 04:29:45 PM  
1 votes:

Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(


Why would you miss his youth?
2014-03-16 03:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
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