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(Wimp) Video Longest rally in badminton history puts the 'bad' in badminton   (wimp.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-16 03:21:14 PM
Guy got hosed. The 'cock obviously was on the line.
 
2014-03-16 03:36:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 03:42:12 PM
Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(
 
2014-03-16 03:44:51 PM
That was Whack!   B-)
 
2014-03-16 03:46:23 PM

JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(


Same here.  :-(
 
2014-03-16 04:29:45 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(


Why would you miss his youth?
 
2014-03-16 04:30:41 PM
After the first two seconds, I realized "badminton" actually meant badminton.  Then I stopped.
 
2014-03-16 04:33:39 PM
That's the most interesting game of badminton I've seen since the last Olympics when all those Chinese players kept trying to intentionally lose games against each other.
 
2014-03-16 06:02:17 PM
"Longest rally in badminton history..."

And people still clicked?
 
2014-03-16 07:07:50 PM

LesserEvil: [i.imgur.com image 500x255]


I identify with the one on the right.
 
2014-03-16 07:41:55 PM
Just minutes later, the match was called a draw when the hamburgers got done grilling and both players had to be called to the picnic pavillion because Aunt Susan gets real fussy about everybody saying grace together before meals, even if it's at a cookout.
 
2014-03-16 07:51:31 PM
Where do you put your badmotorfingers?
 
2014-03-16 07:51:57 PM

Minimum: Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(

Why would you miss his youth?


Because  hisyouth contained beer, topless women, and badminton! A combination so common that his personal account of it is completely believable! Seriously! I dare you to crack a brew while enjoying a wicked sick game of badminton and  not have the girls crowding-round, wrestling their tops off. His reference to women as "chicks" lends further credit to his legendary past of badminton and half-naked girls.

Historically badminton has been as the one and only sport to attract chicks from miles around and whip them into a kind of frenzy known as "girls gone wild". In-fact badminton's intoxicating effect on chicks nearly kept it from becoming an official Olympic event in the summer games of 1988 held in South Korea. After much debate following its "test demonstration" in the 1972 summer games in Munich, Germany, all chicks in attendance, including the one chick-judge took their tops off and flailed their breasts around wildly, the game proved too provocative a sport to include as a serious event but was officially voted-in by the disproportionately male game-committee. In the end, out of the 10 member voting committee only 3 votes were "nay" 2 of which were chicks and one male who was later outed as totally gay. Since then it has been a disappointment to the world due to the fact that the ultra disciplined "Asian chicks" are able to focus through their primal impulse to unleash their boobs during play thereby solidifying the eastern countries dominate place as the medal winning competitors. To add to this unforeseen disappointment, the intoxicating effect of badminton on chicks does not pass-through broadcast images leaving many expectant boob-hungry husbands without bare-breasts to watch. Though even today a quick pick-up game of badminton in any public beach or park is sure to draw the chicks from the shadows and entertain all with its bra-exploding capabilities.
 
2014-03-16 08:05:33 PM

youngJohn: Minimum: Tony_Pepperoni: JesterJoker55: Eh, my friends and I have gone longer. We even had a beer in our hand and topless chicks distracting us................ I miss my youth :-(

Same here.  :-(

Why would you miss his youth?

Because  hisyouth contained beer, topless women, and badminton! A combination so common that his personal account of it is completely believable! Seriously! I dare you to crack a brew while enjoying a wicked sick game of badminton and  not have the girls crowding-round, wrestling their tops off. His reference to women as "chicks" lends further credit to his legendary past of badminton and half-naked girls.

Historically badminton has been as the one and only sport to attract chicks from miles around and whip them into a kind of frenzy known as "girls gone wild". In-fact badminton's intoxicating effect on chicks nearly kept it from becoming an official Olympic event in the summer games of 1988 held in South Korea. After much debate following its "test demonstration" in the 1972 summer games in Munich, Germany, all chicks in attendance, including the one chick-judge took their tops off and flailed their breasts around wildly, the game proved too provocative a sport to include as a serious event but was officially voted-in by the disproportionately male game-committee. In the end, out of the 10 member voting committee only 3 votes were "nay" 2 of which were chicks and one male who was later outed as totally gay. Since then it has been a disappointment to the world due to the fact that the ultra disciplined "Asian chicks" are able to focus through their primal impulse to unleash their boobs during play thereby solidifying the eastern countries dominate place as the medal winning competitors. To add to this unforeseen disappointment, the intoxicating effect of badminton on chicks does not pass-through broadcast images leaving many expectant boob-hungry husbands without bare-breasts to watch. Though even today a quick pick-up game of badminton in ...


lol we were just really drunk at the lake. Well thought out quip though.
 
2014-03-16 08:10:32 PM

semiotix: Just minutes later, the match was called a draw when the hamburgers got done grilling and both players had to be called to the picnic pavillion because Aunt Susan gets real fussy about everybody saying grace together before meals, even if it's at a cookout.


chortle
 
2014-03-16 08:56:02 PM

JesterJoker55: lol we were just really drunk at the lake. Well thought out quip though.


This has gone far beyond you Cochise...

Origins of Badminton:

The sport of badminton has its origins in ancient civilizations in Europe and Asia, where the monarchies and dynasties enjoyed the game for its spectacle of the female chest. The ancient game known as "Pectus Pectoris Virga" probably originated more than 2000 years ago. In the 1600s Pectus Pectoris Virga was simply two people hitting a shuttlecock backwards and forwards with a simple bat as many times as they could without allowing it to hit the ground with the sole intention of inspiring the nearby chicks to remove their bustiers. The shuttlecock itself was named after the effect that topless aristocratic chicks had on the male genitalia, which would become thickly erect in space-shuttle like speed once the appearance of boobs was achieved.

Contemporary Badminton:

A contemporary form of badminton - a game called 'Poon' (totally serious name actually), was played in India in the 1800s where a net was introduced and players hit the shuttlecock across the net, purely with the intent to invoke Indian chick-titties. British colonial officers who became regularly acquainted with topless chicks in India wanted to see the cream colored bossoms of the English chicks in their homeland and so took this game back to England in the mid 1800's. It was introduced as a game for the guests of the Duke of Beaufort at his stately home in Gloucestershire and was so well received by the male aristocracy that the abbey was renamed 'Badminton'. From then on, the game of Badminton rose in popularity as fast as the erections it produced in English men. In March 1898, the first Open Tournament was held at Guildford much to the delight of King Edward VII, who had a healthy appetite  for English breasts. He then had the first 'All England' Championships held the following year. Soon thereafter, word rapidly spread of Badminton's gigantit-capabilities and Denmark, the USA and Canada became ardent followers of the game during the 1930s.

...Badminton
 
2014-03-16 11:11:49 PM
I blame Bittybopper for knowing what a shuttlecock is.
 
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