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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Six Flags to Wounded War Vet: You can't ride the roller coasters without "one functional leg and one functional arm," and you can't have your money back. But here are two free tickets in case you want to come back again   (wfaa.com) divider line 16
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2014-03-16 03:16:57 PM  
8 votes:
Those free tickets aren't to be taken lightly.  They cost an arm and a leg!
2014-03-16 02:57:16 PM  
3 votes:
media3.giphy.com
2014-03-16 03:26:27 PM  
2 votes:

Ex-Texan: "Functional" arms and legs? Hmm, If I kick your ass in front of all these people, would that qualify? If it doesn't let me know, I've got some bullets to soak in pigs blood, Rahim.


furiousfanboys.com
2014-03-16 03:10:30 PM  
2 votes:

Jeep2011: It is a safety and insurance issue. They should have refunded his money or had him sing a wavier.


I promise not to sue you......fa-la-la.......I truly doo-oooo.....fa-la-la-la.
There, dammitall.
2014-03-16 08:00:22 PM  
1 votes:

SauronWasFramed: because no double amputee was ever flung to his death while riding a rollercoaster at 50 mph


I remember that. Poor guy flying out of the coaster didn't have a leg to stand on.
2014-03-16 04:19:53 PM  
1 votes:
If he's wounded, shouldn't he be in the hospital?
2014-03-16 04:19:04 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No matter how silly my posts are, I can always count on at least a couple of people taking me seriously

/bless your hearts


In this example, your post wasn't silly since a few others posted the same sentiment in sincerity.  If you want to get your jollies being ridiculous on the internet, please up your game and try delving a bit deeper into Poe's law.

Examples of other "silly" things you could say on the internet that aren't really silly because many people actually believe them:
-We should give tax breaks to the rich because the wealth will trickle down
-WWE is a sport
-0bama is a Muslim
-A woman can be president of the United States
-Firefly was a good show that deserved a second season
2014-03-16 03:47:40 PM  
1 votes:
No matter how silly my posts are, I can always count on at least a couple of people taking me seriously

/bless your hearts
2014-03-16 03:31:36 PM  
1 votes:

Jeep2011: Sign a waiver. Or sing too whatever.


Probably had trouble signing without functional arms or legs. But I wonder if he could ring a doorbell.
2014-03-16 03:21:52 PM  
1 votes:
"Functional" arms and legs? Hmm, If I kick your ass in front of all these people, would that qualify? If it doesn't let me know, I've got some bullets to soak in pigs blood, Rahim.
2014-03-16 03:18:30 PM  
1 votes:
"But there are 5 of us."

"Here are TWO free passes."

"That's better."
2014-03-16 03:14:37 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: The amusement park recommends that guests with special needs visit their website to review policies before visiting.

How about you just quit being dicks and let the guy go on the rides? Does that work for you?

/Why the fark do you need arms or legs to ride a roller coaster?



Really???   Kick that question around for a minute and think 8th grade science.
2014-03-16 03:08:21 PM  
1 votes:
The amusement park recommends that guests with special needs visit their website to review policies before visiting.

How about you just quit being dicks and let the guy go on the rides? Does that work for you?

/Why the fark do you need arms or legs to ride a roller coaster?
2014-03-16 03:06:20 PM  
1 votes:
Vet survives IED explosion but Six Flags finished him off.  Thanks Obama!
2014-03-16 12:55:04 PM  
1 votes:
Done in two.

/being a vet gives you as lot of props from me, but it's not a crutch if things don't go your way
2014-03-16 12:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
Sign a waiver. Or sing too whatever.
 
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