propasaurus: Wounded war vet goes on ride at Six Flags, is injured, sues the living crap out of Six Flags since they should have known he'd be injured and should have prevented him from riding.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: You have to have one functional arm for what? Waving over your head and not hanging on?
Jeep2011: It is a safety and insurance issue. They should have refunded his money or had him sing a wavier.
abhorrent1: The amusement park recommends that guests with special needs visit their website to review policies before visiting.How about you just quit being dicks and let the guy go on the rides? Does that work for you?/Why the fark do you need arms or legs to ride a roller coaster?
iheartscotch: It look like lieutenant dan has magic legs. They were probably concerned about him losing the prosthetics on the coaster. They probably weren't designed with lateral g-forces in mind.
scottydoesntknow: [media3.giphy.com image 500x330]
Ex-Texan: "Functional" arms and legs? Hmm, If I kick your ass in front of all these people, would that qualify? If it doesn't let me know, I've got some bullets to soak in pigs blood, Rahim.
SauronWasFramed: because no double amputee was ever flung to his death while riding a rollercoaster at 50 mph
Jeep2011: Sign a waiver. Or sing too whatever.
Dear Jerk: Nobody needs your opinion on this. YOU WEREN'T THERE!
SN1987a goes boom: "But there are 5 of us.""Here are TWO free passes.""That's better."
Fano: Jeep2011: Sign a waiver. Or sing too whatever.Probably had trouble signing without functional arms or legs. But I wonder if he could ring a doorbell.
Meisaims: Dude, they were just trying to keep you alive. I appreciate your service. Perhaps counseling would be beneficial.
Fano: abhorrent1: The amusement park recommends that guests with special needs visit their website to review policies before visiting.How about you just quit being dicks and let the guy go on the rides? Does that work for you?/Why the fark do you need arms or legs to ride a roller coaster?*insert joke about Mat and Bob here*
NoahFenze: scottydoesntknow:Fun fact: old six flags man is a girl
The hopeless imp: Though if he's got a least half a thigh, he's should be good to go.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: No matter how silly my posts are, I can always count on at least a couple of people taking me seriously/bless your hearts
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