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(Boston.com)   Nine things that COULD gave happened to Flight 370. Notably absent: pirates have bred with ninjas   (boston.com) divider line 111
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2014-03-16 01:26:45 PM
CNN did it to fill a two week news cycle.
 
2014-03-16 01:52:04 PM
Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.
 
2014-03-16 01:59:26 PM

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


I think page 2 was there to fill space, everything on page one seems to be backed up by some sort of evidence while page 2 is more outside wild guesses.
 
2014-03-16 02:00:20 PM

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


What a Meteor may look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-16 02:21:17 PM
Have they tried searching Richard Gere? His asshole is legendary for being a black hole.
 
2014-03-16 02:40:13 PM
Subby is obviously off his rocker.

Short of genetic tampering, nothing will crossbreed those two together.
 
2014-03-16 02:41:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 02:42:54 PM
oi60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:43:47 PM
If in fact this plane is never found, I'm really interested in seeing the life cycle of the general public interest. I can't think of an equivalent loss of life/scale event/mystery that's happened in my lifetime. Will it take a year?  Will flight 370 become a euphemism for unexplained things?
 
2014-03-16 02:44:01 PM

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


That would be amusing in a twisted sort of way, if it wasn't completely 'shopped.
 
2014-03-16 02:44:49 PM

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.
 
2014-03-16 02:45:21 PM
 I have my own theories...

oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:47:12 PM
The last few minutes aboard the flight...

oi60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:47:19 PM

cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]


Skin color is all wrong. Rupert Murdoch has already said that the plane was hijacked by Muslims. And we all know Muslims aren't white.
 
2014-03-16 02:48:14 PM

digistil: cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Skin color is all wrong. Rupert Murdoch has already said that the plane was hijacked by Muslims. And we all know Muslims aren't white.


o_o

:P
 
2014-03-16 02:48:33 PM
In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

And, apparently, the person who said "All right, good night" must have been aware that flight reporting systems were being shut down:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/16/flight-mh370-last-messag e -communications-disabled-malaysia
 
2014-03-16 02:49:42 PM
Am I a bad person for not giving a shiat? I'm just interested to find out if it was a UFO abduction.

/if it had disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle, that would be so awesome
 
2014-03-16 02:49:54 PM
i3.mirror.co.uk \

Pilot on the right. And his wife and kids moved out the day before??

I think I'm safe in making the assumption that he has some "problems"
 
2014-03-16 02:50:23 PM
I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.
 
2014-03-16 02:50:33 PM
Maybe they found that blind chick from the attic and wanted to be boobies.
 
2014-03-16 02:51:46 PM

August11: I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.


Including spectators, like ourselves, hundreds of millions of hours
 
2014-03-16 02:53:02 PM
In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.
 
2014-03-16 02:53:55 PM
I just hope the innocent passengers are safe.
 
2014-03-16 02:54:01 PM
Problem:
img.fark.net
Solution:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-16 02:54:09 PM

ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.


I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital?  mmmmm savor the suspense
 
2014-03-16 02:56:55 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.


It'd certainly work better if the picture had the right number of engines, and the right number of rows of windows...
 
2014-03-16 02:57:32 PM
 
2014-03-16 02:58:26 PM

cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]


I know that's the plane's wing and two windows, but I choose to believe the plane is making a :/ face.
 
2014-03-16 02:58:36 PM

pnome: I just hope the innocent passengers are safe.


They are safe... They are playing checkers with Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

Just remember, next time you fly... say hello to Hootie for me. :)
 
2014-03-16 02:59:42 PM
Also absent is the theory that an alien spaceship took the aircraft and everyone aboard back to their home world.
 
2014-03-16 02:59:47 PM

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


Maybe it was struck by a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.
 
2014-03-16 02:59:54 PM

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


is that real? FFS
 
2014-03-16 03:00:04 PM

pjc51: antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.

It'd certainly work better if the picture had the right number of engines, and the right number of rows of windows...


And if it used the right logo up at the top.
 
2014-03-16 03:02:45 PM
my bet is on the pilot did it.
 
2014-03-16 03:04:57 PM
God mistakenly thought it was time for the Rapture and so he took that plane and everyone in it into Heaven, but then he realized that he made a mistake and he couldn't undo it.  That makes sense.
 
2014-03-16 03:06:49 PM
ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?
 
2014-03-16 03:07:49 PM

Schmerd1948: ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?


No, I'm Spartacus!
 
2014-03-16 03:09:34 PM
Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe the plane is just running late? Happens all the time.
 
2014-03-16 03:11:00 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.


Piltdown Man was a famous fake, so I am sure the farker is hip ...
 
2014-03-16 03:12:47 PM
I stand by my 'Odyssey of Flight 33' theory. Who knows what timestream they're in by now.

uber humper: ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.

I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital?  mmmmm savor the suspense


At the risk of spoilers... actually, no, he doesn't.
 
2014-03-16 03:15:56 PM

SlothB77: my bet is on the pilot did it.


he is starting to look like a real nut, that's for sure. but you know how they like to smear people after the fact to fit a narrative.
 
2014-03-16 03:15:56 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah


Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.
 
2014-03-16 03:16:14 PM

de_Selby: Piltdown Man was a famous fake


How did I not know about that until just now.
 
2014-03-16 03:16:47 PM
I think I'm just going to stick with my theory that the plane was hit by a massive displacement wave, got swept into the Delta Quadrant, and the passengers and crew are now in the clutches of the Caretaker.
 
2014-03-16 03:17:31 PM
Maybe the Malaysian 777 is flying around with the dinosaurs -- just like what happened to Global Airlines flight 33 flying to Idlewild back in the early 1960's.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_of_Flight_33
 
2014-03-16 03:17:59 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-03-16 03:25:27 PM
Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?
 
2014-03-16 03:28:48 PM

Miracle Whip: Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?


Yea, it's called ABC news, and it's still. on
 
2014-03-16 03:36:59 PM

Schmerd1948: ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?


Somewhere in Utah, an NSA employee is making a phone call about you.
 
2014-03-16 03:49:12 PM
The pilot programmed this new route in, for whatever crazy reason, then the plane decompressed for one reason or another.  It kept flying then splash.
 
2014-03-16 03:52:05 PM

Arachnophobe: I stand by my 'Odyssey of Flight 33' theory. Who knows what timestream they're in by now.

uber humper: ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.

I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital?  mmmmm savor the suspense

At the risk of spoilers... actually, no, he doesn't.


I was just being a little snarky.

/I liked the one Clancy book I read
 
2014-03-16 03:57:17 PM

StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-16 03:57:55 PM

shanrick: Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe the plane is just running late? Happens all the time.


I'll give you a sportin' chance. I'll take Ithaca.
 
2014-03-16 03:59:07 PM

GardenWeasel: StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 599x491]


Can't even tell what that is...
 
2014-03-16 04:04:35 PM
These guys have a history of having babes in the cockpit, maybe they did a Captain Pinocchio or whatever his name is, when he ran the boat on the rocks, and then, was on one of the first lifeboats.  He was screwing around with some Slavic babe, on the bridge, when it happened.

/That's why they call it the "cockpit".
 
2014-03-16 04:08:03 PM

cfletch13: GardenWeasel: StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 599x491]

Can't even tell what that is...



I believe oil sheen, with possible debris field to the upper right.

http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/125832 from Digital Globe 3:58 AM on 3/12/2014

Tweeted by

Jillian Taylor @jillsytaylor Mar 14
Hmmm...I maybe found something interesting...not sure... https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MH370&src=hash #MH370
 
2014-03-16 04:11:37 PM
How do we not have satellite imagery of the plane changing course? The thing is lit up and flying at night.
 
2014-03-16 04:15:50 PM
OK, I'll be the prick who points out the typo in the headline. Could gave? Over 50 comments so far and nobody noticed - y'all Farkers are slippin'.
 
2014-03-16 04:16:53 PM

GardenWeasel: cfletch13: GardenWeasel: StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 599x491]

Can't even tell what that is...


I believe oil sheen, with possible debris field to the upper right.

http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/125832 from Digital Globe 3:58 AM on 3/12/2014

Tweeted by

Jillian Taylor @jillsytaylor Mar 14
Hmmm...I maybe found something interesting...not sure... https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MH370&src=hash #MH370


Didn't Pulau Perak come up earlier in the week?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 04:20:35 PM

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


The plane in the picture looks like an A380 Airbus, not a 777.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-16 04:23:58 PM

cyberspacedout: OK, I'll be the prick who points out the typo in the headline. Could gave? Over 50 comments so far and nobody noticed - y'all Farkers are slippin'.


I've noticed a bunch lately, I've just been hoping that if I don't call out others mistakes they won't call out mine.
 
2014-03-16 04:33:43 PM

Cymbal: How do we not have satellite imagery of the plane changing course? The thing is lit up and flying at night.


It's not like there's a satellite* looking at every square inch of the globe at all times. Unless someone just happens to have a satellite pointed at that particular area at that point in time (which is spectacularly unlikely given that it's night and in an uninteresting part of the world, and the window of opportunity would be just a few seconds), it's not gonna be seen.

*Of the appropriate type. You're not going to spot an airplane with a weather sat, for example.
 
2014-03-16 04:35:02 PM

Cymbal: How do we not have satellite imagery of the plane changing course? The thing is lit up and flying at night.


There aren't satellites watching every inch of the earth every second. Not even remotely close to it. Even if there was the one in a million chance a satellite was taking a picture of that spot at that time, it would be a still photo, and there would be clouds and whatnot to contend with. And the plane isn't all that well lit- just a couple pretty small lights, and from a photo they'd be very difficult to distinguish from a boat or island, especially if things were obscured in any way.
 
2014-03-16 04:45:09 PM

ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.


That's weird I just got a flash memory of some old fart on TV back in the seventies saying, "well look.. see if you have a nuke, you could deliver it with a Cessna, you don't need a bomber, jetliner or a missile"
 
2014-03-16 04:45:45 PM

Miracle Whip: Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?


Dude! Spoiler!
 
2014-03-16 04:45:54 PM

GardenWeasel: cfletch13: GardenWeasel: StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 599x491]

Can't even tell what that is...


I believe oil sheen, with possible debris field to the upper right.

http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/125832 from Digital Globe 3:58 AM on 3/12/2014

Tweeted by

Jillian Taylor @jillsytaylor Mar 14
Hmmm...I maybe found something interesting...not sure... https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MH370&src=hash #MH370


bookriotcom.c.presscdn.com
 
2014-03-16 04:50:52 PM

cyberspacedout: OK, I'll be the prick who points out the typo in the headline. Could gave? Over 50 comments so far and nobody noticed - y'all Farkers are slippin'.


D'OH!!

/Subby
//Never caught it
//Everyone needs an editor
 
2014-03-16 04:52:23 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Cymbal: How do we not have satellite imagery of the plane changing course? The thing is lit up and flying at night.

It's not like there's a satellite* looking at every square inch of the globe at all times. Unless someone just happens to have a satellite pointed at that particular area at that point in time (which is spectacularly unlikely given that it's night and in an uninteresting part of the world, and the window of opportunity would be just a few seconds), it's not gonna be seen.

*Of the appropriate type. You're not going to spot an airplane with a weather sat, for example.


i1185.photobucket.com
Challenge Accepted
 
2014-03-16 05:00:27 PM
No one considered the possibility of communists?

Vietnam, China and Russia are all communists, all tied into this mess.
 
2014-03-16 05:05:59 PM

sanriosucks: If in fact this plane is never found, I'm really interested in seeing the life cycle of the general public interest. I can't think of an equivalent loss of life/scale event/mystery that's happened in my lifetime. Will it take a year?  Will flight 370 become a euphemism for unexplained things?



Space Aliens, man.  the Space People.
 
2014-03-16 05:06:01 PM

smadge1: No one considered the possibility of communists?

Vietnam, China and Russia are all communists, all tied into this mess.


It was the Spaniards and their fiendish mastermind, Kaiser Wilhelm!
 
2014-03-16 05:06:51 PM

smadge1: No one considered the possibility of communists?

Vietnam, China and Russia are all communists, all tied into this mess.



yea, Capitalists would never stoop to that level.............lol
 
2014-03-16 05:13:47 PM

uber humper: [i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409] \

Pilot on the right. And his wife and kids moved out the day before??

I think I'm safe in making the assumption that he has some "problems"



confirmed??   i haven't read that.
 
2014-03-16 05:17:39 PM
My admittedly outlandish theory:

+ Plane is shot down by China. Why? Strayed into disputed airspace + itchy trigger finger, or fear of 9/11 repeat, etc.
+ China realizes that this will not be a good thing; gets heavy with Malaysia to STFU - hence the confusing messaging from that government.
+ China's advanced cyber squad changes logs all over the place  - things that indicate possible positions, engine/sat pings, etc. - to obfuscate things.
+ US knows all of this, says nothing. An antagonistic relationship with China is not good for the corps, the overstretched military situation, the resulting economic upheavals.

Alternately, Putin is more evil and scheming than anyone realizes.

Again, outlandish. Don't take it took seriously ;)
 
2014-03-16 05:18:13 PM

ski9600: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

The plane in the picture looks like an A380 Airbus, not a 777.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x566]



that is correct.  (Indian accent)
 
2014-03-16 05:20:00 PM

StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.



and if you were using Linux Mint, you can click all day like i do with no worries.   malware?   i'll click the sh*t out of it. just because i can.
 
2014-03-16 05:44:37 PM
Has anyone considered the possibility that it was snakes?
 
2014-03-16 05:50:49 PM
No one considered the possibility that there was no Flight 370 and this some sort of elaborate false flag operation by the nefarious organization/nation of your choice?
 
2014-03-16 06:08:49 PM
Xenu mistook the plane for a DC-8 and thought the Thetans trying to escape Teegeeack ...
 
2014-03-16 06:17:59 PM
Neanderthals. I tell you it's all those ancient humans recently brought back to life that did this.

How? That European guy who discovered their DNA then sequenced it; he engineered them and now his monsters have escaped his laboratory. They ate the farkin plane. It's always one of those European Socialists that do this. Just ask Mary Shelley. Anyway, that's old news and you have seen the results. You can't put the genie back in the bottle.

BTW. Never get close to one of those resurrected Neanderthals. Never. They grind aluminum to make their bread. A Boeing 777-200 filled with 200 Chinese people is a dainty treat to Neanderthals these days.
 
2014-03-16 06:17:59 PM
It's pretty clear at this point that the plane was stolen by the pilots. They didn't commit suicide. They didn't get hijacked. They didn't turn around to crash into the Indian ocean. It's parked somewhere.
 
2014-03-16 06:33:17 PM
William Randolph Hearst comes to mind..
 
2014-03-16 06:40:22 PM

Clemkadidlefark: William Randolph Hearst comes to mind..


I'm thinking about Asia Carrera
 
2014-03-16 06:41:52 PM
OK, got the scoop.  Apparently the plane is parked at Diego Garcia.  Seems the U.S. Navy "captured" it and diverted it there.  Has something to do with its cargo -- a cargo that was delivered by the Maersk Alabama, right after those two former Navy SEALs were found dead in their cabin.  Oh, and Russia knows all this, but they don't know what it means*.

* (Warning!Link goes to whatdoesitmean.com.  Click at your own risk!)
 
2014-03-16 06:43:21 PM
Well Fark automatically tossed the link, so if that's not further proof, I don't know what is.
 
2014-03-16 06:45:11 PM

badhatharry: It's pretty clear at this point that the plane was stolen by the pilots. They didn't commit suicide. They didn't get hijacked. They didn't turn around to crash into the Indian ocean. It's parked somewhere.


Why stolen and not hijacked? I suppose, without contact, you can't tell one from the other
 
2014-03-16 06:58:47 PM
The people who most value large jet-liners are the fundamentalist Muslims involved in assymetric warfare.
Russia's potential annexation of Crimea is a blow to the fundamentalist Muslims.
Malaysia exists in a grey zone, where their country is relatively respected, but their government and security remain shoddy.  They also have a significant fundamentalist Muslim presence that has close ties to Somalia's fundamentalist Muslims.
The Nanny state, in a tie to fundamentalist Muslims, recently outlawed Bucky Balls, strong rare-earth metal magnets.
Right now the plane has landed on a pirated cargo ship, which was filled with all the cancelled orders of Bucky Balls, which had facilitated the landing of the plane on a small ship.
The passengers, unfortunately, are currently being intentionally mutated by the strong magnetic fields in the Bucky Balls.
How it's all going to end up, I'm not sure, but the above are the facts as I know them.  I'm worried this may be the start to mutagen-hybrid-soldier based World War III.
 
2014-03-16 07:11:29 PM

uber humper: I'm thinking about Asia Carrera


You have been all day, I seem to have noticed.

Anyone hear about the Tomnod thing? There's 2.5 million people looking and neither of them has seen anything?
 
2014-03-16 07:14:46 PM

Psychohazard: I'm worried this may be the start to mutagen-hybrid-soldier based World War III.


No doubt here. No doubt at all. Thanks for pointing it out.
 
2014-03-16 07:22:20 PM

uber humper: badhatharry: It's pretty clear at this point that the plane was stolen by the pilots. They didn't commit suicide. They didn't get hijacked. They didn't turn around to crash into the Indian ocean. It's parked somewhere.

Why stolen and not hijacked? I suppose, without contact, you can't tell one from the other


Possibly by very talented hijackers who are trained and experienced pilots. It wasn't hijacked for terrorism. It was to steal the plane. The sequence of events. No calls from the crew or passengers. The way it was flown. The path they took. They were going somewhere.
 
2014-03-16 07:44:31 PM
You are all wrong as hell.

Al Gore and the Luddites diverted the plane to prove global warming is real.
 
2014-03-16 07:45:24 PM

Coach McGirk: Bevets? Have you returned to us?

Oh God, please no


Bevets was on the plane. The NSA worker assigned to monitor his filth finally had it. Hacked into the super secret, yet known to everyone but the tards on the defense appropriations committee, orbital gamma ray laser, And zapped the plane killing everyone on board and disabling most of the electronics. The plane then flew off course for seven hours until it ran out of fuel.

okaywiththis.jpg
 
2014-03-16 07:47:42 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Subby is obviously off his rocker.

Short of genetic tampering, nothing will crossbreed those two together.


They are natural enemies in the wild competing for the same resources. If only there was a David Attenborough special on the lives of ninjas and pirates.
 
2014-03-16 07:49:09 PM

Lapdance: Just my idea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY


That seemed to be in bad taste.. I enjoyed it.
 
2014-03-16 07:49:41 PM

Prophet of Loss: Xenu mistook the plane for a DC-8 and thought the Thetans trying to escape Teegeeack ...


Nope--  sorry, it was Langoliers...
 
2014-03-16 07:51:34 PM
What really happened us the plane lost its tail section then continued flying until it reached a mysterious island. After some time one of the survivors was able to return and tell his tales but due to a temporal flux during his return he went several years into the past. Fortunately for us his story was overheard by some people who worked for ABC and we got to watch how they were Lost.
 
2014-03-16 08:01:01 PM

loonatic112358: What really happened us the plane lost its tail section then continued flying until it reached a mysterious island. After some time one of the survivors was able to return and tell his tales but due to a temporal flux during his return he went several years into the past. Fortunately for us his story was overheard by some people who worked for ABC and we got to watch how they were Lost.


Almost plausible.
Except that planes don't tend to fly long when they lose their tail, or any substantial portion of it.
There's been a handful of noteworthy examples of successfully landing an aircraft with a damaged tail, but it's usually an immediate catastrophic failure.
 
2014-03-16 08:09:29 PM
It's becoming very obvious that machines are coming alive and taking over. Wait till lawnmower season starts.
 
2014-03-16 08:10:26 PM

rolladuck: loonatic112358: What really happened us the plane lost its tail section then continued flying until it reached a mysterious island. After some time one of the survivors was able to return and tell his tales but due to a temporal flux during his return he went several years into the past. Fortunately for us his story was overheard by some people who worked for ABC and we got to watch how they were Lost.

Almost plausible.
Except that planes don't tend to fly long when they lose their tail, or any substantial portion of it.
There's been a handful of noteworthy examples of successfully landing an aircraft with a damaged tail, but it's usually an immediate catastrophic failure.


Hey maybe it wasn't d fiction but a documentary
 
2014-03-16 08:21:41 PM

gibbon1: Coach McGirk: Bevets? Have you returned to us?

Oh God, please no

Bevets was on the plane. The NSA worker assigned to monitor his filth finally had it. Hacked into the super secret, yet known to everyone but the tards on the defense appropriations committee, orbital gamma ray laser, And zapped the plane killing everyone on board and disabling most of the electronics. The plane then flew off course for seven hours until it ran out of fuel.

okaywiththis.jpg


Those poor souls.

Trapped on a plane with Bevets. Longing for the sweet release of death...
 
2014-03-16 08:35:27 PM
The HAARP folks wired up a chemtrail gizmo under the plane...and something broke.
 
2014-03-16 08:57:23 PM
Simple theory not being discussed.  It was a heist.  They have not released the cargo manifest but I bet there was something really valuable on board.I am reminded of the line in Die Hard where Hans Gruber says: "Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead. " I predict the eventual movie will be called "The Great Plane Robbery"
 
2014-03-16 10:10:05 PM
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 10:13:14 PM
1. Pilot Suicide

Many of the theories being floated involve what...


I see what those sick bastards did
 
2014-03-17 12:24:28 AM

mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x1133]


I don't know why, but that just made me laugh for two minutes straight.  On the moon.... jeeze.
 
2014-03-17 12:27:15 AM
I am in Malaysia, i have Malaysian friends, mostly Chinese race
We have one friend MAS pilot currently refusing to fly until this is wound up.   He believes pilot hijacked the plane.
Also, only rumor but it has been reported that the pilot of MH730 has been investigated and has been found to have a huge amount of money in his bank account,  i.e.  Ringgit Malaysia 2 billion, do the maths but that's about USD 6 million
 
2014-03-17 12:28:02 AM

CivicMindedFive: mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x1133]

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh for two minutes straight.  On the moon.... jeeze.


I used that mapping site to try and help search and thought I found something (circled in red) but it was rejected

i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-17 12:46:51 AM

trappedspirit: CivicMindedFive: mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x1133]

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh for two minutes straight.  On the moon.... jeeze.

I used that mapping site to try and help search and thought I found something (circled in red) but it was rejected

[i141.photobucket.com image 599x491]


Is that the Dark Side?
 
2014-03-17 12:55:50 AM
Correction:

Flight MH370

RM 2 billion =  USD 600 million plus
 
2014-03-17 03:54:11 AM
5. Meteor

insights-on-business.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-17 07:38:32 AM

trappedspirit: CivicMindedFive: mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x1133]

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh for two minutes straight.  On the moon.... jeeze.

I used that mapping site to try and help search and thought I found something (circled in red) but it was rejected

[i141.photobucket.com image 599x491]


nicely done
 
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