KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.
piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]
cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]
digistil: cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]Skin color is all wrong. Rupert Murdoch has already said that the plane was hijacked by Muslims. And we all know Muslims aren't white.
August11: I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.
ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.
antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.
pnome: I just hope the innocent passengers are safe.
pjc51: antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.It'd certainly work better if the picture had the right number of engines, and the right number of rows of windows...
Schmerd1948: ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?
uber humper: ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital? mmmmm savor the suspense
SlothB77: my bet is on the pilot did it.
Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah
de_Selby: Piltdown Man was a famous fake
Miracle Whip: Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this? Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?
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