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(Boston.com)   Nine things that COULD gave happened to Flight 370. Notably absent: pirates have bred with ninjas   (boston.com) divider line 111
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2014-03-16 01:26:45 PM  
CNN did it to fill a two week news cycle.
 
2014-03-16 01:52:04 PM  
Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.
 
2014-03-16 01:59:26 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


I think page 2 was there to fill space, everything on page one seems to be backed up by some sort of evidence while page 2 is more outside wild guesses.
 
2014-03-16 02:00:20 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


What a Meteor may look like:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-16 02:21:17 PM  
Have they tried searching Richard Gere? His asshole is legendary for being a black hole.
 
2014-03-16 02:40:13 PM  
Subby is obviously off his rocker.

Short of genetic tampering, nothing will crossbreed those two together.
 
2014-03-16 02:41:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 02:42:54 PM  
oi60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:43:47 PM  
If in fact this plane is never found, I'm really interested in seeing the life cycle of the general public interest. I can't think of an equivalent loss of life/scale event/mystery that's happened in my lifetime. Will it take a year?  Will flight 370 become a euphemism for unexplained things?
 
2014-03-16 02:44:01 PM  

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


That would be amusing in a twisted sort of way, if it wasn't completely 'shopped.
 
2014-03-16 02:44:49 PM  

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.
 
2014-03-16 02:45:21 PM  
 I have my own theories...

oi58.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:47:12 PM  
The last few minutes aboard the flight...

oi60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 02:47:19 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]


Skin color is all wrong. Rupert Murdoch has already said that the plane was hijacked by Muslims. And we all know Muslims aren't white.
 
2014-03-16 02:48:14 PM  

digistil: cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Skin color is all wrong. Rupert Murdoch has already said that the plane was hijacked by Muslims. And we all know Muslims aren't white.


o_o

:P
 
2014-03-16 02:48:33 PM  
In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah

And, apparently, the person who said "All right, good night" must have been aware that flight reporting systems were being shut down:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/16/flight-mh370-last-messag e -communications-disabled-malaysia
 
2014-03-16 02:49:42 PM  
Am I a bad person for not giving a shiat? I'm just interested to find out if it was a UFO abduction.

/if it had disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle, that would be so awesome
 
2014-03-16 02:49:54 PM  
i3.mirror.co.uk \

Pilot on the right. And his wife and kids moved out the day before??

I think I'm safe in making the assumption that he has some "problems"
 
2014-03-16 02:50:23 PM  
I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.
 
2014-03-16 02:50:33 PM  
Maybe they found that blind chick from the attic and wanted to be boobies.
 
2014-03-16 02:51:46 PM  

August11: I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.


Including spectators, like ourselves, hundreds of millions of hours
 
2014-03-16 02:53:02 PM  
In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.
 
2014-03-16 02:53:55 PM  
I just hope the innocent passengers are safe.
 
2014-03-16 02:54:01 PM  
Problem:
img.fark.net
Solution:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-16 02:54:09 PM  

ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.


I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital?  mmmmm savor the suspense
 
2014-03-16 02:56:55 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.


It'd certainly work better if the picture had the right number of engines, and the right number of rows of windows...
 
2014-03-16 02:57:32 PM  
 
2014-03-16 02:58:26 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I have my own theories...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 640x480]


I know that's the plane's wing and two windows, but I choose to believe the plane is making a :/ face.
 
2014-03-16 02:58:36 PM  

pnome: I just hope the innocent passengers are safe.


They are safe... They are playing checkers with Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

Just remember, next time you fly... say hello to Hootie for me. :)
 
2014-03-16 02:59:42 PM  
Also absent is the theory that an alien spaceship took the aircraft and everyone aboard back to their home world.
 
2014-03-16 02:59:47 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.


Maybe it was struck by a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.
 
2014-03-16 02:59:54 PM  

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]


is that real? FFS
 
2014-03-16 03:00:04 PM  

pjc51: antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.

It'd certainly work better if the picture had the right number of engines, and the right number of rows of windows...


And if it used the right logo up at the top.
 
2014-03-16 03:02:45 PM  
my bet is on the pilot did it.
 
2014-03-16 03:04:57 PM  
God mistakenly thought it was time for the Rapture and so he took that plane and everyone in it into Heaven, but then he realized that he made a mistake and he couldn't undo it.  That makes sense.
 
2014-03-16 03:06:49 PM  
ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?
 
2014-03-16 03:07:49 PM  

Schmerd1948: ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?


No, I'm Spartacus!
 
2014-03-16 03:09:34 PM  
Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe the plane is just running late? Happens all the time.
 
2014-03-16 03:11:00 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.


Piltdown Man was a famous fake, so I am sure the farker is hip ...
 
2014-03-16 03:12:47 PM  
I stand by my 'Odyssey of Flight 33' theory. Who knows what timestream they're in by now.

uber humper: ko_kyi: In a Tom Clancy book the bad guys have the airplane, killed all aboard, and are going to fly it into a major capital carrying a nuke.

I'm guessing Ryan stops it before it hits the capital?  mmmmm savor the suspense


At the risk of spoilers... actually, no, he doesn't.
 
2014-03-16 03:15:56 PM  

SlothB77: my bet is on the pilot did it.


he is starting to look like a real nut, that's for sure. but you know how they like to smear people after the fact to fit a narrative.
 
2014-03-16 03:15:56 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:

https://twitter.com/search?q=elka%20athina&src=tyah


Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.
 
2014-03-16 03:16:14 PM  

de_Selby: Piltdown Man was a famous fake


How did I not know about that until just now.
 
2014-03-16 03:16:47 PM  
I think I'm just going to stick with my theory that the plane was hit by a massive displacement wave, got swept into the Delta Quadrant, and the passengers and crew are now in the clutches of the Caretaker.
 
2014-03-16 03:17:31 PM  
Maybe the Malaysian 777 is flying around with the dinosaurs -- just like what happened to Global Airlines flight 33 flying to Idlewild back in the early 1960's.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_of_Flight_33
 
2014-03-16 03:17:59 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-03-16 03:25:27 PM  
Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?
 
2014-03-16 03:28:48 PM  

Miracle Whip: Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?


Yea, it's called ABC news, and it's still. on
 
2014-03-16 03:36:59 PM  

Schmerd1948: ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?


Somewhere in Utah, an NSA employee is making a phone call about you.
 
2014-03-16 03:49:12 PM  
The pilot programmed this new route in, for whatever crazy reason, then the plane decompressed for one reason or another.  It kept flying then splash.
 
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