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    More: Sick, skull fracture, cerebral hemorrhages, noses, teen father  
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2014-03-16 02:15:43 PM  
2 votes:
Subby has the window seat now.
2014-03-16 06:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
Gross.....i hope he gets beat up in prison everyday for the next 10 years...
2014-03-16 06:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
Think the perp knows what he did wrong?
2014-03-16 05:15:39 PM  
1 vote:
Can we sterilize him?  Please, please, please.

/ know we can't
//but I can dream
2014-03-16 05:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
s3.roosterteeth.com
2014-03-16 04:25:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mystery Vortex: Hurt people hurt people. Years ago someone else decided that baby Joshua Cooper was also a punching bag. The difference is that that time nobody cared and nobody helped. Things like this are cyclical.


Well I see Joshua still has his nose so fark Joshua.
2014-03-16 02:46:37 PM  
1 vote:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.

I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes

For now. He has both eyes for now...

/ the kid's skull is fractured and he's got a hemorrhage in his brain; he's also 1 month old. I'm surprised that the kid survived. They had to get the paramedics there quick. If the kid makes it; he may never be able to live on his own.

You weren't saying "Daddy ate my nose," ironically?

Because "Daddy ate my eyes," is on my list of things that are infinitely sad.


Nope. No irony here. This one is pretty sad too.

I wouldn't be surprised if the kid lost an eye because of this; you see this kind of thing in shaken babies. The kid might recover; a young brain can recover from something that would scramble an older brain. There is some hope for the little guy; but, it's a very slim chance.

/ my mom is a physical therapist; she has some pretty horrific stories
2014-03-16 02:41:07 PM  
1 vote:
skull fracture, a brain hemorrhage and that one third of the child's nose had been severed.
The child is in stable condition at Oakland Children's Hospital.
Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred.


He shook the kid hard, that giant farking asshole.  The nose can be re-attached, or worst case scenario, the kid is physically disfigured for life.  Skull fracture and brain hemorrhage might mean the kid has permanent brain damage.
2014-03-16 02:35:56 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.

I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes

For now. He has both eyes for now...

/ the kid's skull is fractured and he's got a hemorrhage in his brain; he's also 1 month old. I'm surprised that the kid survived. They had to get the paramedics there quick. If the kid makes it; he may never be able to live on his own.


You weren't saying "Daddy ate my nose," ironically?

Because "Daddy ate my eyes," is on my list of things that are infinitely sad.
2014-03-16 02:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
i184.photobucket.com
2014-03-16 02:25:54 PM  
1 vote:
you know, in an age where probably very few people should have children,

it's especially irritating knowing that any psychotic douchebag still has the right.
2014-03-16 02:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred."

I have a guess.....
2014-03-16 02:16:40 PM  
1 vote:
Daddy ate my nose.
 
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