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2014-03-16 02:15:43 PM  
Subby has the window seat now.
 
2014-03-16 02:16:09 PM  
Was he playing... "you're now voldermort"?
 
2014-03-16 02:16:40 PM  
Daddy ate my nose.
 
2014-03-16 02:16:56 PM  
That infant must have been incredible cute.
 
2014-03-16 02:18:51 PM  
We must ask the question of what we all did to fail this young man. Maybe there's a class we can offer to ensure this doesn't happen again?
 
2014-03-16 02:19:27 PM  
How does he smell?
 
2014-03-16 02:20:14 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: How does he smell?


Terrible!
 
2014-03-16 02:20:49 PM  

iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.


I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes
 
2014-03-16 02:21:03 PM  
This guy is mentally disturbed and though he may be young, he has probably done other disturbing things and the people around him know he's got problems. So what do they do, they give him a baby to take care of. Did his parents, grandparents, friends or girl friend even think this might not be a good idea? I'm sure they are all throwing the arms in the air wailing "why, he's such a good kid."

Fark them all.
 
2014-03-16 02:21:40 PM  
 
2014-03-16 02:23:03 PM  
How is babby deformed?
 
2014-03-16 02:23:06 PM  

Active introvert: This guy is mentally disturbed and though he may be young, he has probably done other disturbing things and the people around him know he's got problems. So what do they do, they give him a baby to take care of. Did his parents, grandparents, friends or girl friend even think this might not be a good idea? I'm sure they are all throwing the arms in the air wailing "why, he's such a good kid."

Fark them all.


Even worse - they probably thought that being in charge of a baby would help change him.
 
2014-03-16 02:24:06 PM  
FTFA: "Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred."

I have a guess.....
 
2014-03-16 02:25:31 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.

I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes


For now. He has both eyes for now...

/ the kid's skull is fractured and he's got a hemorrhage in his brain; he's also 1 month old. I'm surprised that the kid survived. They had to get the paramedics there quick. If the kid makes it; he may never be able to live on his own.
 
2014-03-16 02:25:54 PM  
you know, in an age where probably very few people should have children,

it's especially irritating knowing that any psychotic douchebag still has the right.
 
2014-03-16 02:26:59 PM  
"Suspicion of child cruelty"???? WTF?
 
2014-03-16 02:27:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
Approves.
 
2014-03-16 02:28:37 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-16 02:29:34 PM  

Mrbogey: We must ask the question of what we all did to fail this young man. Maybe there's a class we can offer to ensure this doesn't happen again?


What the hell are you on about?
 
2014-03-16 02:32:21 PM  

Mrbogey: We must ask the question of what we all did to fail this young man.


5/10.  A bit obvious but should have gotten a bite or two.
 
2014-03-16 02:32:30 PM  

Facetious Much: "Suspicion of child cruelty"???? WTF?


They can't jump to conclusions. Maybe the kid was asking for it.

he bit the nose off his 1-month-old son because he was frustrated with the infant's crying.

Somehow I doubt that made it stop.

So yes, it was asking for it.
 
2014-03-16 02:33:35 PM  
I'm not a great parent, but I know this much: making your children bleed is not typically a good way to get them to STOP crying.
 
2014-03-16 02:35:23 PM  

kendelrio: FTFA: "Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred."

I have a guess.....


Well, you can't eat a baby in one giant bite. So after trying that, well obviously, he started small, with the nose.

/people are farking animals.
 
2014-03-16 02:35:56 PM  

iheartscotch: Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.

I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes

For now. He has both eyes for now...

/ the kid's skull is fractured and he's got a hemorrhage in his brain; he's also 1 month old. I'm surprised that the kid survived. They had to get the paramedics there quick. If the kid makes it; he may never be able to live on his own.


You weren't saying "Daddy ate my nose," ironically?

Because "Daddy ate my eyes," is on my list of things that are infinitely sad.
 
2014-03-16 02:36:19 PM  
I foresee a bright future for this young man in this country's penal system.

/fark him
//throw away the key
 
2014-03-16 02:37:15 PM  

Facetious Much: "Suspicion of child cruelty"???? WTF?


Ever heard of "Innocent until proven guilty"? You could get your ass sued for slander if you said he was guilty before the trial.

/ it's standard operating procedure; you'd say suspicion of murder, even if you saw the person doing the crime
 
2014-03-16 02:37:28 PM  
In cases of intentional disfigurement I say eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
 
2014-03-16 02:39:57 PM  
Unavailable for comment ... for multiple reasons.

drewcast.com
 
2014-03-16 02:41:07 PM  
skull fracture, a brain hemorrhage and that one third of the child's nose had been severed.
The child is in stable condition at Oakland Children's Hospital.
Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred.


He shook the kid hard, that giant farking asshole.  The nose can be re-attached, or worst case scenario, the kid is physically disfigured for life.  Skull fracture and brain hemorrhage might mean the kid has permanent brain damage.
 
2014-03-16 02:44:50 PM  

lennavan: skull fracture, a brain hemorrhage and that one third of the child's nose had been severed.
The child is in stable condition at Oakland Children's Hospital.
Police say they are still trying to determine how the skull fracture and brain hemorrhage occurred.

He shook the kid hard, that giant farking asshole.  The nose can be re-attached, or worst case scenario, the kid is physically disfigured for life.  Skull fracture and brain hemorrhage might mean the kid has permanent brain damage.


I don't think you can fracture a skull by shaking. Neck and back trauma, sure. But my guess is that this guy slammed the kid against something hard.
 
2014-03-16 02:46:37 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Anne.Uumellmahaye: iheartscotch: Daddy ate my nose.

I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.

/at least he still has both eyes

For now. He has both eyes for now...

/ the kid's skull is fractured and he's got a hemorrhage in his brain; he's also 1 month old. I'm surprised that the kid survived. They had to get the paramedics there quick. If the kid makes it; he may never be able to live on his own.

You weren't saying "Daddy ate my nose," ironically?

Because "Daddy ate my eyes," is on my list of things that are infinitely sad.


Nope. No irony here. This one is pretty sad too.

I wouldn't be surprised if the kid lost an eye because of this; you see this kind of thing in shaken babies. The kid might recover; a young brain can recover from something that would scramble an older brain. There is some hope for the little guy; but, it's a very slim chance.

/ my mom is a physical therapist; she has some pretty horrific stories
 
2014-03-16 02:47:06 PM  

NateAsbestos: Mrbogey: We must ask the question of what we all did to fail this young man. Maybe there's a class we can offer to ensure this doesn't happen again?

What the hell are you on about?


Why bother asking? Did you need a dose of derp about liberals flooding schools with homosexual commu-nazi baby killers?
 
2014-03-16 02:54:55 PM  
The fracture came from the mic drop after the bite.
 
2014-03-16 03:12:25 PM  
Joshua Cooper, a teen father in Northern California, is under arrest after police say he bit the nose off his 1-month-old son because he was frustrated with the infant's crying.

Well, of course. Biting off a baby's nose will surely make it stop crying.
 
2014-03-16 03:19:20 PM  
Unforgivable.
 
2014-03-16 03:27:05 PM  

Molavian: [i184.photobucket.com image 499x420]


i.imgur.com

/oblig
 
2014-03-16 03:42:27 PM  
Yeah... that's not how you stop a baby from crying.
 
2014-03-16 03:52:24 PM  

Rubix^3: Yeah... that's not how you stop a baby from crying.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-16 03:55:56 PM  

AspectRatio: Unforgivable.


i179.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-16 03:56:59 PM  

Rubix^3: Yeah... that's not how you stop a baby from crying.


Yeah, I thought it was:

pics1.ds-static.com
 
2014-03-16 04:00:12 PM  

Rubix^3: Yeah... that's not how you stop a baby from crying.


I have this dream of a fishbowl shaped dome helmet lined with acoustic foam that fits right over my own head and house that's far enough away from the neighbors they don't mind.

starsmedia.ign.com

Babies, dogs, music: doesn't matter what. If it had a flip down eye cover, even better.
 
2014-03-16 04:02:22 PM  
Hurt people hurt people. Years ago someone else decided that baby Joshua Cooper was also a punching bag. The difference is that that time nobody cared and nobody helped. Things like this are cyclical.
 
2014-03-16 04:03:45 PM  
I submitted this with - damn near the same headline lol. Glad the main joke got greened.
 
2014-03-16 04:25:13 PM  

Mystery Vortex: Hurt people hurt people. Years ago someone else decided that baby Joshua Cooper was also a punching bag. The difference is that that time nobody cared and nobody helped. Things like this are cyclical.


Well I see Joshua still has his nose so fark Joshua.
 
2014-03-16 04:36:15 PM  
chimptube.tv
 
2014-03-16 04:48:44 PM  
d36x2367gbtu4b.cloudfront.net
He bit off his nose to spider face.
 
2014-03-16 05:05:27 PM  
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2014-03-16 05:15:39 PM  
Can we sterilize him?  Please, please, please.

/ know we can't
//but I can dream
 
2014-03-16 05:27:34 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I have a feeling this thread will be hilarious until it is instantly horrifying then uncomfortably funny and back to depressing again.


Wait, did we start at depressing?  Who's steering this roller coaster??
 
2014-03-16 06:17:53 PM  
Think the perp knows what he did wrong?
 
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