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2014-03-16 10:11:26 AM
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Rot in hell, Fred..
 
2014-03-16 10:14:15 AM
It's not often I say this about a person dying.......

GOOD
 
2014-03-16 10:14:24 AM
His funeral is going to look like burning man
 
2014-03-16 10:17:36 AM

nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man


Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.
 
2014-03-16 10:17:39 AM
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2014-03-16 10:19:03 AM
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MBK [TotalFark]
2014-03-16 10:21:04 AM
They should host a big gay pride parade on the day of his funeral.
 
2014-03-16 10:21:51 AM

markie_farkie: nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man

Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.


Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral.  If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated.  He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.
 
2014-03-16 10:25:27 AM
He's going to need an unmarked grave or it's going to be shiat on and vandalized for years to come.
 
2014-03-16 10:31:22 AM
I want to learn more about Fred being "excommunicated" from his own church.  Is this true?  Why?
 
2014-03-16 10:33:23 AM

RTOGUY: He's going to need an unmarked grave or it's going to be shiat on and vandalized for years to come.


Safest thing would be to have him cremated and scatter the ashes.

Isn't it cute how his wonderful, loving family-slash-church have decided they can do without him?  If he's dying now and he was kicked out back in August, they could have given him the boot just as his health started taking a turn for the worse.  Who needs that expensive liability, right?

On the one hand, I'm scared that Westboro Baptist has apparently become autonomous, but on the other hand I think it'll eventually fall to infighting between the siblings as they try to take over.
 
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2014-03-16 11:00:20 AM

nekom: markie_farkie: nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man

Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.

Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral.  If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated.  He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.


I'd normally disagree out of respect to the family, but since they are equally reprehensible excuses for mammals, I think some "God Hates Bigots" pickets are in order here.
 
2014-03-16 11:01:28 AM

MBK: They should host a big gay pride parade on the day of his funeral.


We have a winner...
 
2014-03-16 11:02:11 AM
I've quoted her before - Bette Davis upon hearing Joan Crawford had died: I was taught to always say good about someone. Joan Crawford has died. Good!
 
2014-03-16 11:03:09 AM
No Spiffy tag?

/burn in hell
//you asshole
 
2014-03-16 11:03:26 AM
He's one of the people whose death you can truly say will make the world a better place.
 
2014-03-16 11:03:38 AM
He's about to see how god feels about bigots...or how imaginary people feel about nothing.
 
2014-03-16 11:03:50 AM
So, where's the story link to go with this story?
 
2014-03-16 11:04:09 AM
I generally don't wish death/ill health upon anyone but long ago made an exception for this stain upon humanity.  All I can say about this news is .... good.

They could probably solve California's drought if there was a piss tube installed over Fred's grave

/leading to a purification plant of course
 
2014-03-16 11:04:19 AM
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2014-03-16 11:05:24 AM
I'd prefer him to be terminally ill,and long suffering and the only way he can stay alive is through repeated transfusions from gay donors.
 
2014-03-16 11:05:34 AM
He can finally come out of the closet now
 
2014-03-16 11:05:35 AM

nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man



We can only hope.

I predict their gutless clan of frightened lawyers will make sure it's completely hidden away and inaccessible.
 
2014-03-16 11:05:37 AM
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Please, Dear Jesus. Please, Dark Lord Satan. We beg of you. Please let this farker die a horrible and painful death. And, in the end, please let him soil his pants. Amen.
 
2014-03-16 11:05:49 AM
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2014-03-16 11:06:08 AM
Someone should sodomize him with a rusty baseball bat before he dies..
 
2014-03-16 11:06:24 AM

jbc: nekom: markie_farkie: nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man

Actually the best funeral would have ZERO attendees, with the family choosing to have his corpse tossed in an unmarked ditch somewhere.

Though I've always held that the best thing is to never feed the trolls, i.e. ignore those asshats, it would seem pretty fitting and proper to me for an impromptu pride parade to break out at his funeral.  If for no other reason than the lulz that could be generated.  He's beyond "doesn't deserve any respect whatsoever" and well into the "deserves contempt, malice and shame" column.

I'd normally disagree out of respect to the family, but since they are equally reprehensible excuses for mammals, I think some "God Hates Bigots" pickets are in order here.


I wouldn't mind seeing that happen while he's still alive.  Make him lie on his deathbed while listening to angry people telling him that he's going to Hell.
 
2014-03-16 11:06:27 AM
I'd love to know what Fred did to get excommunicated from Westboro.
 
2014-03-16 11:06:40 AM
Is his grave going to be in the George Pullman style?

/i wish i believed in justice in an afterlife, you revolting piece of excrement from a syphilitic rat
 
2014-03-16 11:06:41 AM
Rumor has it that Fred was excommunicated by his own kids two years ago.

Probably because they finally realized he was heavily closeted.
 
2014-03-16 11:07:01 AM
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2014-03-16 11:07:45 AM
Kill 'em with kindness. Everybody send flowers.
 
2014-03-16 11:07:47 AM
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2014-03-16 11:08:04 AM
If this rumor is true, remember what I said to you Fark Mods. On that glorious day, just call in sick. Don't even bother to try moderating. There's simply going to be no damn way you can hold back the Tsunami of Schadenfreude that's going to slam through Fark like a Praxis Effect.

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2014-03-16 11:08:10 AM
Is he perplexed?
 
2014-03-16 11:08:10 AM

anfrind: I wouldn't mind seeing that happen while he's still alive.  Make him lie on his deathbed while listening to angry people telling him that he's going to Hell.


And feed his persecution/martyr complex, letting him believe he was justified while slipping off the mortal coil?  Naw, let him die with as little fanfare as possible, and then light the pride candle after.
 
2014-03-16 11:08:17 AM

Serious Black: I'd love to know what Fred did to get excommunicated from Westboro.


thebacklot.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-03-16 11:08:34 AM
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2014-03-16 11:08:39 AM
It's nice to have some good news after losing Newman
 
2014-03-16 11:08:50 AM
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2014-03-16 11:09:11 AM

Serious Black: I'd love to know what Fred did to get excommunicated from Westboro.


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2014-03-16 11:10:04 AM
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2014-03-16 11:10:17 AM

nekom: His funeral is going to look like burning man


that would be on his level.  he would enjoy that because he wins there.
 
2014-03-16 11:10:47 AM
I suddenly am filled with the urge to spread love and friendship to all my fellow humans. No greater insult can be given to this unfortunate man. So farkers, you may be sick, cynical reprobates (those that aren't alts, at any rate), but I thank you for bringing some joy and humor in to my life.
 
2014-03-16 11:10:54 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: I've quoted her before - Bette Davis upon hearing Joan Crawford had died: I was taught to always say good about someone. Joan Crawford has died. Good!

 
2014-03-16 11:11:26 AM

Serious Black: I'd love to know what Fred did to get excommunicated from Westboro.


He came out.
 
2014-03-16 11:11:44 AM

TV's Vinnie: If this rumor is true, remember what I said to you Fark Mods. On that glorious day, just call in sick. Don't even bother to try moderating. There's simply going to be no damn way you can hold back the Tsunami of Schadenfreude that's going to slam through Fark like a Praxis Effect.

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Always bugged me how they produced and distributed energy in the age of fusion and warp reactors. In a box? energoncube.jpg
 
2014-03-16 11:12:02 AM

Mad Tea Party: Serious Black: I'd love to know what Fred did to get excommunicated from Westboro.

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He obviously did Larry Craig
 
2014-03-16 11:12:26 AM
His grave should be a place where gay men can go and have orgies on top of it
 
2014-03-16 11:12:40 AM

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Rot in hell, Fred..


Done in one.


/I want to be a better person than Phelps, but this was perfect.
 
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