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(Pisau)   The best 'WTF am I reading?' conspiracy story surrounding Malaysian Flight MH370 you'll read all day, or at least until the next CNN briefing   (pisau.net) divider line 23
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2014-03-16 11:13:57 AM
3 votes:
www.ohwrd.com
2014-03-16 10:32:39 AM
3 votes:

FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.

Who?


Top.  Men.
2014-03-16 10:55:00 AM
2 votes:
It's been found!

15,000,000 on Craigslist.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html
2014-03-16 10:36:07 AM
2 votes:
Apparently Malaysian-Flight-MH370 fan-fiction is now a thing.
2014-03-16 09:18:55 AM
2 votes:
Nobody listened after TWA 800. The rogue ultra elite super secret US Navy counter airliner special operations command continues to operate outside of channels. Wake up sheeple. Study it out already.
2014-03-16 08:22:20 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-16 03:55:21 PM
1 votes:
I feel like this singular comment on the whole thing sums it all up.  The all caps, the bizarre avatar, the misspellings and grammatical errors.  Superb.

img.fark.net
2014-03-16 02:56:29 PM
1 votes:

eyeq360: It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranor ...


You need more whitespace, man
2014-03-16 01:28:32 PM
1 votes:
"During the time that the airplane was coming in to the Pentagon, there was a young man who would come in and say to the Vice President, "The plane is 50 miles out." "The plane is 30 miles out." And when it got down to "the plane is 10 miles out," the young man also said to the Vice President, "Do the orders still stand?" And the Vice President turned and whipped his neck around and said, "Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?"
2014-03-16 01:16:51 PM
1 votes:

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous? See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc. The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.


www.kehilasmy.org

So, you're saying the Jews weren't in on it?
2014-03-16 01:15:21 PM
1 votes:

Chris Ween: nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)

But not with two escapes Iranian nuke scientists on board. You don't think they were average asylum seekers do you?


You.
You I like.


/when generating conspiracies, go big or go home
2014-03-16 01:15:01 PM
1 votes:
phojo1946:
I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).

It's like they say.  When a fish eats your eye (like a big pizza pie) that's a moray.
2014-03-16 11:45:54 AM
1 votes:

badhatharry: ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.

Censorship is not a good thing. It's a slippery slope when certain ideas start getting banned. Everyone gets to voice their opinion. You don't have to listen. You left out my favorite tin foil hat theorists. The Sandy Hook Deniers.


Sandy Hook Truthers

quietbuck.files.wordpress.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-16 11:36:53 AM
1 votes:
"What remains  "perplexing" about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images..."

i57.tinypic.com
2014-03-16 11:21:46 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-16 10:55:17 AM
1 votes:

Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.


AS a military intelligence veteran and one who used to work at the No Such Agency, I can concur that it is the Flying Chupacabras Brigade. The Chupacabras, flying and non-flying, have been upset about their food supply of goats, chickens, and the occasional dog, has dwindled to such low numbers The Chupacabras feel oppressed.

The oppression, real or not real, has caused fanatics in The Chupacabras core leadership to have a bigger, louder, and more palatable nightmarish scream to the Chupacabrain masses than the more moderate Chupacabras.

Hence, thus, and therefore we are screwed. Run up your credit card balance it will not matter in a couple of weeks.
2014-03-16 10:43:20 AM
1 votes:
Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?
2014-03-16 10:31:49 AM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.


Who?
2014-03-16 10:30:11 AM
1 votes:
It isn't over till Above Top Secret join the party
2014-03-16 10:26:44 AM
1 votes:

elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?


Don't worry, we have top men working on it.
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2014-03-16 09:40:38 AM
1 votes:
"Damn."  I couldn't "follow" "that" for more than "two or three" sentences.
2014-03-16 09:04:02 AM
1 votes:

nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)


But not with two escapes Iranian nuke scientists on board. You don't think they were average asylum seekers do you?
2014-03-16 08:50:16 AM
1 votes:
What is sitting on a tarmac at Diego Garcia?

I'll take potent potables for $400.
 
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