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(Pisau)   The best 'WTF am I reading?' conspiracy story surrounding Malaysian Flight MH370 you'll read all day, or at least until the next CNN briefing   (pisau.net) divider line 19
    More: Strange, Malaysia Airlines, United States Navy, W.T.F.?, Spratly Islands, US Navy SEAL, Hainan Province, civil aviation, China Mobile  
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14643 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2014 at 10:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-16 08:22:20 AM  
6 votes:
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2014-03-16 10:42:15 AM  
3 votes:
STFU Russia. You're not really credible right now.
2014-03-16 10:36:07 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently Malaysian-Flight-MH370 fan-fiction is now a thing.
2014-03-16 09:21:34 PM  
1 votes:
I'm betting there was a big ass splash.
2014-03-16 04:18:07 PM  
1 votes:
Now if you could work in the rash of suicided bankers we might have something. Have something on my desk in the morning.
2014-03-16 02:54:13 PM  
1 votes:
It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranormal experts will find some use for them.
2014-03-16 02:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, and Rev, I take the stand that one cannot OD on marijuana, one of the really safe drugs.
2014-03-16 12:11:44 PM  
1 votes:

snocone: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

My Bad.
The heroin is cut frequently with ketamine.
But, now that the coffee is in place,,,
I misspoke. The new gift to junkies is Fentanyl.

Stops yer heart.

FENTANYL


Oh yeah that makes sense.

Not for where they were geographically when they died, though. They just got extra-pure heroin because they were so close to the source. The fentanyl is used by stateside dealers to stretch out the stash. Either way, they accidentally OD'd, nothing conspiratorial or shady about it. People shoot up smack when they're drunk and OD all the time, even in pairs.
2014-03-16 12:08:53 PM  
1 votes:

ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon


My Bad.
The heroin is cut frequently with ketamine.
But, now that the coffee is in place,,,
I misspoke. The new gift to junkies is Fentanyl.

Stops yer heart.

FENTANYL
2014-03-16 11:47:01 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.


Those guys OD'd on heroin
2014-03-16 11:36:53 AM  
1 votes:
"What remains  "perplexing" about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images..."

i57.tinypic.com
2014-03-16 11:11:37 AM  
1 votes:
By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol
2014-03-16 10:53:00 AM  
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!


I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.
2014-03-16 10:47:37 AM  
1 votes:
True: this is one of the most intensively monitored areas in the world.
Unless there was also a blackout affecting them, the US operators KNOW where that plane went.
Doubtful that any truth will escape at this point.

/let it go, it is gone, the Black has it now
2014-03-16 10:43:24 AM  
1 votes:
After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?
2014-03-16 10:32:39 AM  
1 votes:

FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.

Who?


Top.  Men.
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2014-03-16 09:40:38 AM  
1 votes:
"Damn."  I couldn't "follow" "that" for more than "two or three" sentences.
2014-03-16 09:18:55 AM  
1 votes:
Nobody listened after TWA 800. The rogue ultra elite super secret US Navy counter airliner special operations command continues to operate outside of channels. Wake up sheeple. Study it out already.
2014-03-16 08:34:59 AM  
1 votes:
Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.
 
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