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(Pisau)   The best 'WTF am I reading?' conspiracy story surrounding Malaysian Flight MH370 you'll read all day, or at least until the next CNN briefing   (pisau.net) divider line 108
    More: Strange, Malaysia Airlines, United States Navy, W.T.F.?, Spratly Islands, US Navy SEAL, Hainan Province, civil aviation, China Mobile  
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2014-03-16 04:18:07 PM
Now if you could work in the rash of suicided bankers we might have something. Have something on my desk in the morning.
 
2014-03-16 05:23:17 PM

grumpfuff: indy_kid: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.

THE ARTICLE WAS BY SORCHA FAAL.

THAT MEANS THERE IS NO CARGO. STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.


/sorta fail
 
2014-03-16 07:50:22 PM

trappedspirit: grumpfuff: indy_kid: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.

THE ARTICLE WAS BY SORCHA FAAL.

THAT MEANS THERE IS NO CARGO. STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.

/sorta fail


Fine, there was no super-sekrit government cargo. There was normal passenger cargo and such though.
 
2014-03-16 09:21:34 PM
I'm betting there was a big ass splash.
 
2014-03-17 10:16:17 AM

eyeq360: It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranormal experts will find some use for them.


Delta Green approves...
 
2014-03-17 11:56:12 AM

martid4: I'm betting there was a big ass splash.


I am going with another cunning plan failure.
 
2014-03-17 01:32:51 PM
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/03/15/the-shootdown-of-malaysian-ai r lines-flight-mh370/

"...a Chinese SSK, believed to be a 636 Kilo class, shot down a Malaysian airliner, Boeing 777-2H6ER, 9M-MRO, Captain Zaharie Shah in command.  [...] USS Pinckney (DDG-91), God Bless her, whacked the Chinese Kilo, hence the diesel slick on the surface of the ocean, in an area where no surface vessel was reported."

Unconfirmed.  Not that it ever would be publicly.
 
2014-03-17 01:40:08 PM

CoonAce: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/03/15/the-shootdown-of-malaysian-ai r lines-flight-mh370/

"...a Chinese SSK, believed to be a 636 Kilo class, shot down a Malaysian airliner, Boeing 777-2H6ER, 9M-MRO, Captain Zaharie Shah in command.  [...] USS Pinckney (DDG-91), God Bless her, whacked the Chinese Kilo, hence the diesel slick on the surface of the ocean, in an area where no surface vessel was reported."

Unconfirmed.  Not that it ever would be publicly.


lol

As the unlawful seizure of my book and working papers in 2012 pushed back publication of Spyhunter by at least nine months airline pilots are unaware of my recommendation,

Greatest part of that article?

It seems there was someone of interest on the plane.  There is a bitter internal power struggle going on in China right now.  It seems like a powerful faction, backed by the DVD, was behind the attack.  The other faction are Chinese nationalists, rather than ideological communists, closer to those nice people the Kuomintang than any communist party member has a right to be.  It's interesting that most of the outrage seems to be coming from nationalist outlets in China.


Because waiting for the plane to land in China and then quietly disappearing that person is a much stupider idea than causing an international incident.

Oh, also. Your blog sucks.
 
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