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(Pisau)   The best 'WTF am I reading?' conspiracy story surrounding Malaysian Flight MH370 you'll read all day, or at least until the next CNN briefing   ( pisau.net) divider line
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2014-03-16 07:48:28 AM  
So what was the cargo?!?
 
2014-03-16 08:22:20 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-16 08:34:59 AM  
Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.
 
2014-03-16 08:36:19 AM  

ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?


Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?
 
2014-03-16 08:50:16 AM  
What is sitting on a tarmac at Diego Garcia?

I'll take potent potables for $400.
 
2014-03-16 09:00:44 AM  
I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)
 
2014-03-16 09:04:02 AM  

nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)


But not with two escapes Iranian nuke scientists on board. You don't think they were average asylum seekers do you?
 
2014-03-16 09:18:55 AM  
Nobody listened after TWA 800. The rogue ultra elite super secret US Navy counter airliner special operations command continues to operate outside of channels. Wake up sheeple. Study it out already.
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-03-16 09:40:38 AM  
"Damn."  I couldn't "follow" "that" for more than "two or three" sentences.
 
2014-03-16 10:26:44 AM  

elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?


Don't worry, we have top men working on it.
 
2014-03-16 10:27:57 AM  
It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!
 
2014-03-16 10:30:11 AM  
It isn't over till Above Top Secret join the party
 
2014-03-16 10:31:49 AM  

FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.


Who?
 
2014-03-16 10:32:39 AM  

FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.

Who?


Top.  Men.
 
2014-03-16 10:33:32 AM  
Bullshiat.
 
2014-03-16 10:34:20 AM  
Oh good, I was hoping for the daily 'missing plane' thread.
 
2014-03-16 10:36:07 AM  
Apparently Malaysian-Flight-MH370 fan-fiction is now a thing.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:01 AM  

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]


Too soon.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:25 AM  

Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.


Calm? here? Nah, it's going to be filled with overly technical analysts, trolls and fake outrage.

So, are you saying the plane is one of the largest vehicles, or it's one of the largest disappeared vehicles? There's a difference.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:50 AM  

SithLord: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]

Too soon.


Yeah, it's only March.
 
2014-03-16 10:39:38 AM  
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
 
2014-03-16 10:42:15 AM  
STFU Russia. You're not really credible right now.
 
2014-03-16 10:43:20 AM  
Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?
 
2014-03-16 10:43:24 AM  
After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?
 
2014-03-16 10:47:37 AM  
True: this is one of the most intensively monitored areas in the world.
Unless there was also a blackout affecting them, the US operators KNOW where that plane went.
Doubtful that any truth will escape at this point.

/let it go, it is gone, the Black has it now
 
2014-03-16 10:48:25 AM  

liverleef: Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?


No, because our military just does random shiat totally on their own. You know, send helicopters of Seals into ostensibly friendly nations to kill people.

And that really is what some people want to believe.
 
2014-03-16 10:48:47 AM  

liverleef: Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?


What would the House N*gg** know about it?
 
2014-03-16 10:51:14 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Bullshiat.


It is all Bullshait, and It is bad for you

the Master
 
2014-03-16 10:52:27 AM  

Useless Destruction of Exergy: After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?


And he's qualified on the 777.  He's too busy butchering other people's names to care.
 
2014-03-16 10:52:31 AM  
The movie is going to be so cool,,,
 
2014-03-16 10:52:54 AM  
Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years
 
2014-03-16 10:53:00 AM  

RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!


I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.
 
2014-03-16 10:53:27 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.
 
2014-03-16 10:53:58 AM  

opiumpoopy: RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!

I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.


They would know if a fish flew by.
 
2014-03-16 10:54:30 AM  
It was actually a  time warp like in  "The Langoliers."   Also, I "thought" the cold war was over.

"QUOTATION MARKS! "

/personally, I think it is at the "bottom" of the ocean."""""
 
2014-03-16 10:55:00 AM  
It's been found!

15,000,000 on Craigslist.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html
 
2014-03-16 10:55:17 AM  

Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.


AS a military intelligence veteran and one who used to work at the No Such Agency, I can concur that it is the Flying Chupacabras Brigade. The Chupacabras, flying and non-flying, have been upset about their food supply of goats, chickens, and the occasional dog, has dwindled to such low numbers The Chupacabras feel oppressed.

The oppression, real or not real, has caused fanatics in The Chupacabras core leadership to have a bigger, louder, and more palatable nightmarish scream to the Chupacabrain masses than the more moderate Chupacabras.

Hence, thus, and therefore we are screwed. Run up your credit card balance it will not matter in a couple of weeks.
 
2014-03-16 10:56:38 AM  

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.


You need a "real" job.
Get some experience with the real world.
It is a remarkably zhitty place with all kinds of perpetrators, Foreign and Domestic, running around with the craziest agendas.
 
2014-03-16 11:11:37 AM  
By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol
 
2014-03-16 11:13:57 AM  
www.ohwrd.com
 
2014-03-16 11:14:01 AM  

SithLord: It's been found!

15,000,000 on Craigslist.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html


I predicted that 6 days ago.
 
2014-03-16 11:20:31 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 11:21:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 11:22:57 AM  
I would expect that if the Malaysian flight approached anywhere in the Indian ocean as suggested lately, that Diego Garcia's defenses would of noticed...
 
2014-03-16 11:26:47 AM  

blanchae: I would expect that if the Malaysian flight approached anywhere in the Indian ocean as suggested lately, that Diego Garcia's defenses would of noticed...


The US probably knows what happened to the aircraft but are going through diplomatic channels when releasing information. We do not want anyone knowing our secrets.
 
2014-03-16 11:29:36 AM  
And you thought Obama was just another 'knucklehead'.
 
2014-03-16 11:35:44 AM  
I honestly don't believe anybody living knows where that plane is.
 
2014-03-16 11:36:53 AM  
"What remains  "perplexing" about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images..."

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 11:37:07 AM  

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.


Censorship is not a good thing. It's a slippery slope when certain ideas start getting banned. Everyone gets to voice their opinion. You don't have to listen. You left out my favorite tin foil hat theorists. The Sandy Hook Deniers.
 
2014-03-16 11:41:30 AM  

mark12A: Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years


I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).  Swimming in the ocean is not recommended sue to the ever present sharks.  Lots of ants in the trees so don't bump the branches or you will be wearing them.  You are not permitted to roast and eat any of the wildlife on your picnics as the Brits consider them "Her Majesty's subjects" and you will get into trouble if you kill them.
 
2014-03-16 11:42:55 AM  
Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.
 
2014-03-16 11:43:02 AM  

FrancoFile: FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.

Who?

Top.  Men.



Good.  I hate Illinois French Malaysian nazis.
 
2014-03-16 11:45:24 AM  

badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.


Who's da captain now?
 
2014-03-16 11:45:54 AM  

badhatharry: ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.

Censorship is not a good thing. It's a slippery slope when certain ideas start getting banned. Everyone gets to voice their opinion. You don't have to listen. You left out my favorite tin foil hat theorists. The Sandy Hook Deniers.


Sandy Hook Truthers

quietbuck.files.wordpress.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-16 11:46:33 AM  

badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.


I'd forgotten about that. daaaaamn.
 
2014-03-16 11:47:01 AM  

badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.


Those guys OD'd on heroin
 
2014-03-16 11:49:02 AM  
 Diego Garcia. I called it a couple days ago.
I missed the SEALS, I had CIA and Zionists.

/Where in the world is Diego Garcia?
//The Warrant!
/// Hit it Rockapella!
 
2014-03-16 11:51:50 AM  

ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin


Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,
 
2014-03-16 11:54:06 AM  

elvisaintdead: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

I'd forgotten about that. daaaaamn.


ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?


Something good, or good and scary?
 
2014-03-16 11:54:08 AM  

phojo1946: mark12A: Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years

I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).  Swimming in the ocean is not recommended sue to the ever present sharks.  Lots of ants in the trees so don't bump the branches or you will be wearing them.  You are not permitted to roast and eat any of the wildlife on your picnics as the Brits consider them "Her Majesty's subjects" and you will get into trouble if you kill them.


Learned to sail in the lagoon and when snorkeling was chased by a stingray. The Air force females were very friendly.
 
2014-03-16 11:58:09 AM  
Is it normal that after reading the link my brain sputtered and then demanded alcohol to refuel? Or is this just lunch?
 
2014-03-16 12:01:50 PM  

SithLord: Useless Destruction of Exergy: After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?

And he's qualified on the 777.  He's too busy butchering other people's names to care.


To be honest, Scientologists are crazy enough to do it.
 
2014-03-16 12:01:55 PM  

snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,


You can't overdose on ketamine you loon
 
2014-03-16 12:04:12 PM  

ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon


I'm pretty sure it was Keysor Soze.
 
2014-03-16 12:06:49 PM  

namegoeshere: STFU Russia. You're not really credible right now.


Never have been. Never will be.
 
2014-03-16 12:07:47 PM  

grumpfuff: By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol


Ha, Sorcha Fail. That's old school fark right there. I think I learned about chemtrails from Sorcha.
 
wow
2014-03-16 12:08:18 PM  
Fly-by-wire != autonomous there is so much derp in that article. Highly entertaining.
 
2014-03-16 12:08:53 PM  

ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon


My Bad.
The heroin is cut frequently with ketamine.
But, now that the coffee is in place,,,
I misspoke. The new gift to junkies is Fentanyl.

Stops yer heart.

FENTANYL
 
2014-03-16 12:11:27 PM  

SithLord: Useless Destruction of Exergy: After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?

And he's qualified on the 777.  He's too busy butchering other people's names to care.


He's qualified SIC on the 747, and he owns a 707. He's not rated on the 777.
 
2014-03-16 12:11:44 PM  

snocone: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

My Bad.
The heroin is cut frequently with ketamine.
But, now that the coffee is in place,,,
I misspoke. The new gift to junkies is Fentanyl.

Stops yer heart.

FENTANYL


Oh yeah that makes sense.

Not for where they were geographically when they died, though. They just got extra-pure heroin because they were so close to the source. The fentanyl is used by stateside dealers to stretch out the stash. Either way, they accidentally OD'd, nothing conspiratorial or shady about it. People shoot up smack when they're drunk and OD all the time, even in pairs.
 
2014-03-16 12:21:07 PM  

ransack.: snocone: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

My Bad.
The heroin is cut frequently with ketamine.
But, now that the coffee is in place,,,
I misspoke. The new gift to junkies is Fentanyl.

Stops yer heart.

FENTANYL

Oh yeah that makes sense.

Not for where they were geographically when they died, though. They just got extra-pure heroin because they were so close to the source. The fentanyl is used by stateside dealers to stretch out the stash. Either way, they accidentally OD'd, nothing conspiratorial or shady about it. People shoot up smack when they're drunk and OD all the time, even in pairs.


"all the time" is a misnomer. Most american "junkies" are functional citizens, not your Fox News anxiety closet street turd.

See: "Hoffman, P S"
 
2014-03-16 12:22:55 PM  

ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 12:27:35 PM  

ReverendJynxed: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

[i.imgur.com image 500x224]


Catch up.
If I had used the words I know Fentanl by, N-(1-(2-phenylethyl)-4-piperidinyl)-N-phenylpropanamide, very few would understand.

Forgive, for I have sinned and used the wrong civilian term.
 
2014-03-16 12:37:50 PM  
FTA: "However, this report notes, though this aircraft can be controlled remotely, the same cannot be said of its communication systems which can only be shut down manually; "

So the CIA/NSA/Freemasons/Reverse Vampire Lizards managed to install software enabling them to remotely take over an aircraft and lock out the pilots (who for some reason couldn't even pop the fuse that provided power to the autopilot) but being able to disable the communications was somehow beyond them? Wouldn't the crew get on the radio and say "Help! We're being hacked!"
 
2014-03-16 12:45:06 PM  

Flint Ironstag: FTA: "However, this report notes, though this aircraft can be controlled remotely, the same cannot be said of its communication systems which can only be shut down manually; "

So the CIA/NSA/Freemasons/Reverse Vampire Lizards managed to install software enabling them to remotely take over an aircraft and lock out the pilots (who for some reason couldn't even pop the fuse that provided power to the autopilot) but being able to disable the communications was somehow beyond them? Wouldn't the crew get on the radio and say "Help! We're being hacked!"


That is classified information and you will be visited by some men wearing black suits. Just ignore the vintage black  Cadillac they are in that is actually a spaceship/time machine.  You are now being watch. If black eyed kids come up to you just tell them there is free ice cream around the block or down the road and they will leave you alone.
 
2014-03-16 12:48:38 PM  
Well, first of all (FoA) you should be suspicious (ssp) of any report (rpt) containing too many (2mny) parenthetical abbreviations.

/amidoingitrite?
 
2014-03-16 12:51:15 PM  

phojo1946: mark12A: Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years

I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).  Swimming in the ocean is not recommended sue to the ever present sharks.  Lots of ants in the trees so don't bump the branches or you will be wearing them.  You are not permitted to roast and eat any of the wildlife on your picnics as the Brits consider them "Her Majesty's subjects" and you will get into trouble if you kill them.




Her Majesty's subjects, LOL.

The US Government asked the UK to lease an unpopulated island, so the British deported all the inhabitants.
 
2014-03-16 12:59:50 PM  
What remains "perplexing" about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images of the Indian Ocean and South China Sea regions as the US military covers this entire area

And the selfies.  Don't forget the selfies.  I want all the men rounded up and their selfies inspected.
 
2014-03-16 01:15:01 PM  
phojo1946:
I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).

It's like they say.  When a fish eats your eye (like a big pizza pie) that's a moray.
 
2014-03-16 01:15:21 PM  

Chris Ween: nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)

But not with two escapes Iranian nuke scientists on board. You don't think they were average asylum seekers do you?


You.
You I like.


/when generating conspiracies, go big or go home
 
2014-03-16 01:16:51 PM  

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous? See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc. The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.


www.kehilasmy.org

So, you're saying the Jews weren't in on it?
 
2014-03-16 01:17:41 PM  

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]


This is going to get more mileage than the airliner, isn't it?
 
2014-03-16 01:21:36 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

When the world and the media have you looking one way, go look somewhere else. Because pinning your attention one way is their job.

No one is mentioning Chechens. As in Muslim Chechen rebels. And how much they hate Putin .. coinciding with a time when Putin is high on the hog ..

vkb.isvg.org
 
2014-03-16 01:28:32 PM  
"During the time that the airplane was coming in to the Pentagon, there was a young man who would come in and say to the Vice President, "The plane is 50 miles out." "The plane is 30 miles out." And when it got down to "the plane is 10 miles out," the young man also said to the Vice President, "Do the orders still stand?" And the Vice President turned and whipped his neck around and said, "Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?"
 
2014-03-16 01:31:14 PM  

CruJones: grumpfuff: By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol

Ha, Sorcha Fail. That's old school fark right there. I think I learned about chemtrails from Sorcha.


That some people in the thread appear to be taking this seriously saddens me.
 
2014-03-16 01:53:57 PM  

CruJones: grumpfuff: By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol

Ha, Sorcha Fail. That's old school fark right there. I think I learned about chemtrails from Sorcha.


Ah, Sorcha is too much for me. I had to learn about che trails from rainbow sprinkler lady.
 
2014-03-16 01:56:02 PM  
I have the strangest craving for a hot coffee enema now.
 
2014-03-16 02:10:06 PM  

ReverendJynxed: snocone: ReverendJynxed: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

[i.imgur.com image 500x224]

Catch up.
If I had used the words I know Fentanl by, N-(1-(2-phenylethyl)-4-piperidinyl)-N-phenylpropanamide, very few would understand.

Forgive, for I have sinned and used the wrong civilian term.

Dafuq?
How did you confuse the two common names for (RS)-2-(2-Chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)cyclohexanone  and  N-(1-(2-phenylethyl)-4-piperidinyl)-N-phenylpropanamide? Besides that, I'm more wondering how you think you can't OD from Ketamine? You can OD from everything.

Which is why I wasn't sure if you were being facetious about not ODing on Ketamine.

It isn't about the term dickhole, it's about telling people they can't OD on something when they can.


Woah, there Rev.
I never indicated failure of Ketamine to be fatal.
Other joker to my left inserted that crap.

Ketamine came to mind because it is common in street H and I brain farted.
I was actually intending to say Fentanyl.
 
2014-03-16 02:11:56 PM  
Oh, and Rev, I take the stand that one cannot OD on marijuana, one of the really safe drugs.
 
2014-03-16 02:22:34 PM  

snocone: ReverendJynxed: ransack.: snocone: ransack.: badhatharry: Two former Navy Seals both have a heart attack at the same time aboard the Maersk. Nothing to see here.

Those guys OD'd on heroin

Ketamine. The heroin supply got short this year.
For some reason the press is not telling the truth about the Ketamine.
This is my surprised look,

You can't overdose on ketamine you loon

[i.imgur.com image 500x224]

Catch up.
If I had used the words I know Fentanl by, N-(1-(2-phenylethyl)-4-piperidinyl)-N-phenylpropanamide, very few would understand.

Forgive, for I have sinned and used the wrong civilian term.


Are you trying to Hipster chemical names?  I knew Fentanyl when it was cool and we called it...
 
2014-03-16 02:23:05 PM  

ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?


What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.
 
2014-03-16 02:24:09 PM  
Oh, Sorcha Faal. Now it all makes sense...7800 pounds of bugfark crazy in a five-ounce bag.
 
2014-03-16 02:24:57 PM  
Is that website East Asia's version of the 'Onion'?
 
2014-03-16 02:43:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Here's the pilot (right). Reportedly, his wife and kids moved out the day before

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysian-airlines-f li ght-mh370-3248001
 
2014-03-16 02:54:13 PM  
It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranormal experts will find some use for them.
 
2014-03-16 02:56:29 PM  

eyeq360: It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranor ...


You need more whitespace, man
 
2014-03-16 03:09:10 PM  

uber humper: eyeq360: It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and th ...


You forgot the Ogdru Jahad
 
2014-03-16 03:44:39 PM  
Farming reverse vampires are getting bold. Too bold.
 
2014-03-16 03:55:21 PM  
I feel like this singular comment on the whole thing sums it all up.  The all caps, the bizarre avatar, the misspellings and grammatical errors.  Superb.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-16 04:06:03 PM  

indy_kid: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.


THE ARTICLE WAS BY SORCHA FAAL.

THAT MEANS THERE IS NO CARGO. STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.
 
2014-03-16 04:18:07 PM  
Now if you could work in the rash of suicided bankers we might have something. Have something on my desk in the morning.
 
2014-03-16 05:23:17 PM  

grumpfuff: indy_kid: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.

THE ARTICLE WAS BY SORCHA FAAL.

THAT MEANS THERE IS NO CARGO. STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.


/sorta fail
 
2014-03-16 07:50:22 PM  

trappedspirit: grumpfuff: indy_kid: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

What might the USA have that the Chinese don't also have?  Fissionable materials?  Weaponized biologics?  Meth?

If the USA could "hijack" an airline by hacking the FBW, you can be sure some 17-year-old hacker in Eastern Europe would have done it by now.

THE ARTICLE WAS BY SORCHA FAAL.

THAT MEANS THERE IS NO CARGO. STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT.

/sorta fail


Fine, there was no super-sekrit government cargo. There was normal passenger cargo and such though.
 
2014-03-16 09:21:34 PM  
I'm betting there was a big ass splash.
 
2014-03-17 10:16:17 AM  

eyeq360: It's obvious that the End Times are near and the mysterious cargo contained inside the luggage hold contained the Seven Cryptic Books of Hsan which are needed in a ritual to summon Azathoth so he can change his mysterious atonal music to bring about the Earth's destruction.
You see, the Russian GRU has ghoul moles who are in cahoots with worshippers of Nyarlthothep, the Crawling Chaos, and are also working with death cultists and Nazi members of the Thule Society and the Hexenkommando.  Since the Fourth Reich is not possible through military means as the militaries of the world have links to the Grays and the Reptilians, and the Reptilians do not want the world to end as humans are the major food source, these Nyarly worshippers and death Nazi cultists have to go about it through magical occult means.
Well, the US government found out about this and sent SEAL teams to take down the plane.  Intelligence showed that the passengers weren't at all innocent, let alone the crew on board.  Everyone was a member of the Green Dragons, an arcane occult society bent on world domination by bringing about the Age of Tsan, which was part of the End Times script.  They used magic to make the plane invisible, making others believe the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.
However, the SEALs snuck aboard by use of teleportation technology stolen from the Atlanteans and somehow managed to neutralize everyone onboard.  This had the unfortunate effect of making the plane visible to radar.
Once the SEALs recognized this, they used their miniature radar jammer developed from Gray UFO technology taken from the Roswell craft to make the plane invisible again.
They also used Grey mental powers(alien implants) to mentally guide the plane to the base at Diego Garcia so the cargo could be safely taken and destroyed...or stored in the top secret warehouses built at S4 for later use.
I don't know what happened to the plane or the passengers after that, but I'm sure the US military and the paranormal experts will find some use for them.


Delta Green approves...
 
2014-03-17 11:56:12 AM  

martid4: I'm betting there was a big ass splash.


I am going with another cunning plan failure.
 
2014-03-17 01:32:51 PM  
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/03/15/the-shootdown-of-malaysian-ai r lines-flight-mh370/

"...a Chinese SSK, believed to be a 636 Kilo class, shot down a Malaysian airliner, Boeing 777-2H6ER, 9M-MRO, Captain Zaharie Shah in command.  [...] USS Pinckney (DDG-91), God Bless her, whacked the Chinese Kilo, hence the diesel slick on the surface of the ocean, in an area where no surface vessel was reported."

Unconfirmed.  Not that it ever would be publicly.
 
2014-03-17 01:40:08 PM  

CoonAce: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2014/03/15/the-shootdown-of-malaysian-ai r lines-flight-mh370/

"...a Chinese SSK, believed to be a 636 Kilo class, shot down a Malaysian airliner, Boeing 777-2H6ER, 9M-MRO, Captain Zaharie Shah in command.  [...] USS Pinckney (DDG-91), God Bless her, whacked the Chinese Kilo, hence the diesel slick on the surface of the ocean, in an area where no surface vessel was reported."

Unconfirmed.  Not that it ever would be publicly.


lol

As the unlawful seizure of my book and working papers in 2012 pushed back publication of Spyhunter by at least nine months airline pilots are unaware of my recommendation,

Greatest part of that article?

It seems there was someone of interest on the plane.  There is a bitter internal power struggle going on in China right now.  It seems like a powerful faction, backed by the DVD, was behind the attack.  The other faction are Chinese nationalists, rather than ideological communists, closer to those nice people the Kuomintang than any communist party member has a right to be.  It's interesting that most of the outrage seems to be coming from nationalist outlets in China.


Because waiting for the plane to land in China and then quietly disappearing that person is a much stupider idea than causing an international incident.

Oh, also. Your blog sucks.
 
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