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(Pisau)   The best 'WTF am I reading?' conspiracy story surrounding Malaysian Flight MH370 you'll read all day, or at least until the next CNN briefing   (pisau.net) divider line 108
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2014-03-16 07:48:28 AM
So what was the cargo?!?
 
2014-03-16 08:22:20 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-16 08:34:59 AM
Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.
 
2014-03-16 08:36:19 AM

ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?


Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?
 
2014-03-16 08:50:16 AM
What is sitting on a tarmac at Diego Garcia?

I'll take potent potables for $400.
 
2014-03-16 09:00:44 AM
I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)
 
2014-03-16 09:04:02 AM

nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)


But not with two escapes Iranian nuke scientists on board. You don't think they were average asylum seekers do you?
 
2014-03-16 09:18:55 AM
Nobody listened after TWA 800. The rogue ultra elite super secret US Navy counter airliner special operations command continues to operate outside of channels. Wake up sheeple. Study it out already.
 
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2014-03-16 09:40:38 AM
"Damn."  I couldn't "follow" "that" for more than "two or three" sentences.
 
2014-03-16 10:26:44 AM

elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?


Don't worry, we have top men working on it.
 
2014-03-16 10:27:57 AM
It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!
 
2014-03-16 10:30:11 AM
It isn't over till Above Top Secret join the party
 
2014-03-16 10:31:49 AM

FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.


Who?
 
2014-03-16 10:32:39 AM

FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Is it safe?

Don't worry, we have top men working on it.

Who?


Top.  Men.
 
2014-03-16 10:33:32 AM
Bullshiat.
 
2014-03-16 10:34:20 AM
Oh good, I was hoping for the daily 'missing plane' thread.
 
2014-03-16 10:36:07 AM
Apparently Malaysian-Flight-MH370 fan-fiction is now a thing.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:01 AM

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]


Too soon.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:25 AM

Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.


Calm? here? Nah, it's going to be filled with overly technical analysts, trolls and fake outrage.

So, are you saying the plane is one of the largest vehicles, or it's one of the largest disappeared vehicles? There's a difference.
 
2014-03-16 10:38:50 AM

SithLord: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]

Too soon.


Yeah, it's only March.
 
2014-03-16 10:39:38 AM
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
 
2014-03-16 10:42:15 AM
STFU Russia. You're not really credible right now.
 
2014-03-16 10:43:20 AM
Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?
 
2014-03-16 10:43:24 AM
After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?
 
2014-03-16 10:47:37 AM
True: this is one of the most intensively monitored areas in the world.
Unless there was also a blackout affecting them, the US operators KNOW where that plane went.
Doubtful that any truth will escape at this point.

/let it go, it is gone, the Black has it now
 
2014-03-16 10:48:25 AM

liverleef: Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?


No, because our military just does random shiat totally on their own. You know, send helicopters of Seals into ostensibly friendly nations to kill people.

And that really is what some people want to believe.
 
2014-03-16 10:48:47 AM

liverleef: Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?


What would the House N*gg** know about it?
 
2014-03-16 10:51:14 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Bullshiat.


It is all Bullshait, and It is bad for you

the Master
 
2014-03-16 10:52:27 AM

Useless Destruction of Exergy: After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?


And he's qualified on the 777.  He's too busy butchering other people's names to care.
 
2014-03-16 10:52:31 AM
The movie is going to be so cool,,,
 
2014-03-16 10:52:54 AM
Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years
 
2014-03-16 10:53:00 AM

RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!


I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.
 
2014-03-16 10:53:27 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.
 
2014-03-16 10:53:58 AM

opiumpoopy: RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!

I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.


They would know if a fish flew by.
 
2014-03-16 10:54:30 AM
It was actually a  time warp like in  "The Langoliers."   Also, I "thought" the cold war was over.

"QUOTATION MARKS! "

/personally, I think it is at the "bottom" of the ocean."""""
 
2014-03-16 10:55:00 AM
It's been found!

15,000,000 on Craigslist.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html
 
2014-03-16 10:55:17 AM

Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.


AS a military intelligence veteran and one who used to work at the No Such Agency, I can concur that it is the Flying Chupacabras Brigade. The Chupacabras, flying and non-flying, have been upset about their food supply of goats, chickens, and the occasional dog, has dwindled to such low numbers The Chupacabras feel oppressed.

The oppression, real or not real, has caused fanatics in The Chupacabras core leadership to have a bigger, louder, and more palatable nightmarish scream to the Chupacabrain masses than the more moderate Chupacabras.

Hence, thus, and therefore we are screwed. Run up your credit card balance it will not matter in a couple of weeks.
 
2014-03-16 10:56:38 AM

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.


You need a "real" job.
Get some experience with the real world.
It is a remarkably zhitty place with all kinds of perpetrators, Foreign and Domestic, running around with the craziest agendas.
 
2014-03-16 11:11:37 AM
By:  Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

lol
 
2014-03-16 11:13:57 AM
www.ohwrd.com
 
2014-03-16 11:14:01 AM

SithLord: It's been found!

15,000,000 on Craigslist.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html


I predicted that 6 days ago.
 
2014-03-16 11:20:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 11:21:46 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-16 11:22:57 AM
I would expect that if the Malaysian flight approached anywhere in the Indian ocean as suggested lately, that Diego Garcia's defenses would of noticed...
 
2014-03-16 11:26:47 AM

blanchae: I would expect that if the Malaysian flight approached anywhere in the Indian ocean as suggested lately, that Diego Garcia's defenses would of noticed...


The US probably knows what happened to the aircraft but are going through diplomatic channels when releasing information. We do not want anyone knowing our secrets.
 
2014-03-16 11:29:36 AM
And you thought Obama was just another 'knucklehead'.
 
2014-03-16 11:35:44 AM
I honestly don't believe anybody living knows where that plane is.
 
2014-03-16 11:36:53 AM
"What remains  "perplexing" about this incident, GRU analysts in this report say, are why the American mainstream media outlets have yet to demand from the Obama regime the radar plots and satellite images..."

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-16 11:37:07 AM

ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous?  See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc.  The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically.  And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.

But that's just me.  Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.


Censorship is not a good thing. It's a slippery slope when certain ideas start getting banned. Everyone gets to voice their opinion. You don't have to listen. You left out my favorite tin foil hat theorists. The Sandy Hook Deniers.
 
2014-03-16 11:41:30 AM

mark12A: Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!

Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug,  you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something...

/they *might* have lightened up in the past few years


I've been to Diego Garcia and the reason for the luggage search is that it is a British owned island and when you arrive, you have to go thru a customs check unless you are waiting for further flights out and agree not to go out of the customs area.  We were able to swim in the lagoon in sandy areas, however, if there was no sand, swimming was prohibited sue to moray eels being in those areas (they are not friendly and see a human as just another part of their food chain).  Swimming in the ocean is not recommended sue to the ever present sharks.  Lots of ants in the trees so don't bump the branches or you will be wearing them.  You are not permitted to roast and eat any of the wildlife on your picnics as the Brits consider them "Her Majesty's subjects" and you will get into trouble if you kill them.
 
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