ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?
nekom: I was going to say the U.S. Navy could just order one, but there doesn't seem to be a military variant like there is with the 747 (VC-25)
elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?Is it safe?Is it safe?Is it safe?
FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?Is it safe?Is it safe?Is it safe?Don't worry, we have top men working on it.
FonJellin: FrancoFile: elvisaintdead: ransack.: So what was the cargo?!?Is it safe?Is it safe?Is it safe?Don't worry, we have top men working on it.Who?
SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]
Chris Ween: Lets just hope people can stay calm enough in this thread to find the humor in a disappearance of one of the largest vehicles ever made by man, the Malaysian government and CNN incompetence, that Aliens guy, and anyone who doesn't understand that it was flying chupacabras that did the deed.
SithLord: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 489x298]Too soon.
liverleef: Im not reading this crap. Can someone just tell me whether or not it involves Obama?
The more you eat the more you fart: Bullshiat.
Useless Destruction of Exergy: After careful consideration, everyone will finally reach the only logical conclusion that Malaysian Flight MH370 was commandeered by Scientologists. After all, John Travolta is a qualified jet pilot. Has anyone seen him since last week?
RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!
opiumpoopy: RoyHobbs22: It would be WAY more funny if it weren't TRUE!I guess the Diego Garcia folks must have a pretty good idea whether it flew down their way.
ubermensch: Am I the only one who thinks that giving publicity to these outrageous theories is dangerous? See Brithers, Truthers, anti-vaxers, Young Earthers, Intelligent Designers, etc. The more that these people get their ideas out there, the more that it seems credible to people who don't think critically. And there are A LOT of people who don't think critically these days.But that's just me. Who am I to argue with people who just like to troll stupid people instead of feeling sorry for them and trying to be rational.
SithLord: It's been found!15,000,000 on Craigslist.http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html
blanchae: I would expect that if the Malaysian flight approached anywhere in the Indian ocean as suggested lately, that Diego Garcia's defenses would of noticed...
mark12A: Hmmmm... plane carrying stolen US tech item to China diverted by Navy Seals? To a convenient base in Diego Garcia? Sounds legit...for HOLLYWOOD!Personally, I've avoided trips to Diego Gracia. The Navy runs the place like a medium security prison. They search your luggage on arrival and confiscate every single pill or medicine. If you need to take a prescription drug, you have to inform them ahead of time so *they* can obtain it and have it ready for you when you arrive. They have a nice Lagoon, which they forbid you to snorkel in, because they don't feel like dealing with you if you get stung or bitten by something.../they *might* have lightened up in the past few years
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