ladyfortuna: I can almost approve of puns in articles; it would make Fox News almost bearable.Having assisted in raising chickens, I don't care if you love them as pets or want to eat them, WHY would you ever let them in your house past the fluffy yellow phase? They're pretty filthy. *shudder*
drongozone: Did not read the effin' article. Who's drunk on here besides me?
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