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(Huffington Post)   Eleven sure-fire ways to get the worst sleep of your life   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 9
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10509 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2014 at 6:45 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-16 06:54:02 AM
3 votes:
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
Have kids
2014-03-16 07:32:15 AM
2 votes:
12: Sleep on the bathroom side of the bed from a woman

13: Take your partner to Unlimited Bratwurst and Sauerkraut night at the beerhaus

14: "Accidentally" stick it in her pooper and get banished to the couch

15: Fail to notice her new hair and get banished to the couch

16: Leave the toilet seat up and get banished to the couch

17: Forget you were no longer banished to the couch and get banished to the couch.
2014-03-16 06:48:31 AM
2 votes:
Huffington Post is doing a bang up job at catching up with the Daily Fail in terms of content
2014-03-16 01:53:34 PM
1 votes:
Rreal:  14: "Accidentally" stick it in her pooper and get banished to the couch

Make it "on purpose" with her permission.  Then fall asleep w/o pulling out.  Guaranteed to be the most restful night's sleep either of you will ever have.  (Standard warnings about priapism, sanitation, lube choice, etc. apply)  If you've done it, you know what I mean.
2014-03-16 12:50:34 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Experts believe the sweet spot is between about 60 and 67 degrees Fahrenheit.

Ok, I would die. I even have difficulty exercising in the low 60s and exercise warms you up.
/thanks goodness I live in a warm climate
2014-03-16 09:22:47 AM
1 votes:
Is there a website left that ISN'T resorting to "ten weird tricks" or "top five lifehacks" to whore for clicks?

Just such awful non-content.
2014-03-16 08:14:26 AM
1 votes:
12: Try to sleep when the neighbors upstairs are having their weekly oompa band and clog dancing night.

13: Forget you live under a flight path and leave a window open to catch some night breeze.

14: Get pregnant. Calf cramps at 4 am without fail.

15: Keep any sort of fur-bearing critter in the home. Hrk hrk hrk hrk hrk hrk hrk bloooort.

I need to get out of apartment life.
2014-03-16 07:08:33 AM
1 votes:
How to get to sleep quickly: Bring up Huffingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
2014-03-16 06:54:43 AM
1 votes:
Didn't read it but, I'll guess that having kids is likely related to at least half of these.

/off to check the article now...
 
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