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(SFGate)   Man Googles himself to see if he's a wanted man, finds out he's wanted by someone, promptly surrenders himself to his new found friends the police   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-15 07:52:37 PM  
6 votes:
I just googled him and it said he's been caught. I must have a newer version of google.
2014-03-15 08:16:49 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-03-15 07:40:55 PM  
3 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: doglover: "Captured Fugitive"?

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests


Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.
2014-03-16 10:58:46 AM  
1 votes:

danielscissorhands: Well I see the antipsychotics aren't working.


Ah, so you see them out there on the sidewalk, marching back and forth all day, holding their "NO PSYCHOTICS" placards? Well, they're not working if they're volunteers, but maybe some of them are being paid to do it, so they might indeed be working.
2014-03-15 09:38:17 PM  
1 votes:
Goodness, the fluoride in the drinking water must be working.
2014-03-15 09:16:44 PM  
1 votes:
It could be worse.  Last time I googled myself, I found out two things: my last name is apparently French for some kind of weird fetish involving diapers and spaghetti noodles, and also that I apparently spend some time drunk in Paris a while ago.
2014-03-15 08:45:27 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: My name is wanted in Florida. I haven't been there since 1986, I was 11.


You must have done something really heinous for an 11 year old.

I'm impressed.
2014-03-15 08:09:30 PM  
1 votes:
That was mighty white of him.
2014-03-15 07:19:54 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: "Captured Fugitive"?

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.


Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests
 
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