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(Yahoo)   Putin begins his liberation of villages neighboring the Crimea from non-Russian control   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Crimean, Russians, Ukraine, Russian control, Russian forces, East-West, helicopter gunships, Long-distance track event  
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4537 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2014 at 6:01 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-15 07:12:11 PM  
3 votes:
And to think, this is only happening because the president emboldened Putin by wearing mom jeans.....
2014-03-15 06:15:38 PM  
3 votes:
www.powerlineblog.com
2014-03-15 06:56:37 PM  
2 votes:
Will I get called a neocon. Again for saying Putin invading Ukraine is bad? Cause last time I got called a neocon.

/am I not a neocon if I'm sippin' that Putinaide?
//Putinborsche?
2014-03-15 06:14:22 PM  
2 votes:

A simulation of what could happen if those Pinko Commies take control of the Ukraine:


thunderbird37.com

2014-03-15 06:09:45 PM  
2 votes:
inB4 crimeariver.jpg
2014-03-15 06:06:01 PM  
2 votes:
There's going to be serious consequences!  We mean it guys!  You better stop!
2014-03-16 02:48:41 AM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: Russia invades a Russian village?

EVERYONE PANIC


I like it but it's a little nuanced for the Wal-Mart crowd. Can you make it even stupider?
2014-03-16 01:01:58 AM  
1 votes:
Do we not have any former NBA players who can intervene?
2014-03-16 12:15:55 AM  
1 votes:

eurotrash: also how do you get a carrier group in through straits of Isthmus?


You were doing pretty well until this point.
2014-03-15 11:39:00 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: You're confused, holmes. Putin said for America not to get involved, and America didn't.


Except for when Obama shot an angry look, and Putin's client state unilaterally disarmed, with the only condition being "Please, Mr. Obama, don't hurt us."

Night, man.
2014-03-15 11:28:23 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 554x730]

We've purged our country of men.  Obama is the reflection of what we are now

We were something completely different.


Do you write bumper stickers for a living, dude?
2014-03-15 11:16:44 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: eurotrash: Obama has done things right so far.

That's what Putin said


just out of curiosity, what do you think US should have done that hasn't been done, I'll camp here for the response.
2014-03-15 11:14:23 PM  
1 votes:

eurotrash: real_headhoncho: eurotrash: So if Canadian separatists seized 20% of Montana and the Montana and ND national guard mobilised to regain control of the territory you believe they deserve a spanking from Canadian forces because...

There are Canadian Separatists in Montana?  How many... two?

well since it's Montana it would probably only take one, but hey way to miss the point!


Why the hell would Canada want Montana?
2014-03-15 11:12:58 PM  
1 votes:

real_headhoncho: eurotrash: So if Canadian separatists seized 20% of Montana and the Montana and ND national guard mobilised to regain control of the territory you believe they deserve a spanking from Canadian forces because...

There are Canadian Separatists in Montana?  How many... two?


well since it's Montana it would probably only take one, but hey way to miss the point!
2014-03-15 11:00:48 PM  
1 votes:

eurotrash: Obama has done things right so far.


That's what Putin said
2014-03-15 10:23:45 PM  
1 votes:

udhq: BravadoGT: Obama gave up missile defense in eastern Europe without getting anything from Putin in exchange. Maybe he should reconsider that decision.

Yes, and in doing so he sent the message to them that we no longer view them as a credible counterweight to our global power, which has driven them absolutely crazy.

Seriously, you're underestimating what a head-case post-Soviet Russia is.


My wife is post-Soviet Russian.  I have a pretty good idea.
2014-03-15 09:45:05 PM  
1 votes:
I figured out how Obama can handle this.

He can run for office in Russia!

1. Gets Obama out of the US
2. polarize the citizens.
3. Will weaken their military
4. Will destroy their healthcare system
5. Lose respect of foreign countries, they'll see Russia as a pushover
6. Will get Russia deeply in debt
7. Make the rich, richer. Keeping the kleptocracy alive

And that's just the top 7. There really is no downside


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Come on Guys, we got him elected here, we can do it in Russia, then on to Iran, then North Korea, then The Netherlands
2014-03-15 09:24:26 PM  
1 votes:
Powerful strongman Obama will save us all!
2014-03-15 09:19:01 PM  
1 votes:
SithLord: Unless they hear it from the three Ms - Maddow, Matthews or Maher, to a liberal, it's not true. I interact with figments of my imagination because it's so much easier than dealing with real people.

FTFY
2014-03-15 07:37:30 PM  
1 votes:
Obama fiddled while Kiev burned.
2014-03-15 07:15:55 PM  
1 votes:

bim1154: Benghazi


DRINK!
2014-03-15 07:00:52 PM  
1 votes:
oh you're a charmer. just turned three months old too. such a cute little troll
2014-03-15 06:56:56 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?


Turn tail and run.... back to my testosterone free lifestyle  ?
2014-03-15 06:47:47 PM  
1 votes:
One demonstrator held up a plate of salo - cured pork fat that is a staple of Ukrainian cuisine and adored by many Russians - along with a poster that read: "Make salo, not war!"

I think I'd rather watch war than Salo
2014-03-15 06:45:37 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?


Throw on my favorite Mom Jeans..... eat a nice light watercress salad with a nice homemade raspberry vinegarette and then make an appearance on "The View"    ??
2014-03-15 06:37:37 PM  
1 votes:
Clearly, any sitting president that doesn't launch nukes to defend some villages we don't actually give a fark about is a pussy.
2014-03-15 06:34:33 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?


Go on TV and deny 'The Wimp label' the media has tagged him with ?
2014-03-15 06:31:09 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?



Write a paper advocating disarming the west at the peak of the cold war?
2014-03-15 06:29:56 PM  
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: bim1154: Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?

Keep mouth shut instead of continuing to make an ass out of one's self.

Now THAT'S effective foreign policy.

Do nothing.


And stop throwing a baseball like a sissy Obama.  Reagan would have brushed back Putin with a high-and-inside fastball.
2014-03-15 06:25:26 PM  
1 votes:

bim1154: Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?

Keep mouth shut instead of continuing to make an ass out of one's self.


Now THAT'S effective foreign policy.

Do nothing.
2014-03-15 06:23:21 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?


Keep mouth shut instead of continuing to make an ass out of one's self.
2014-03-15 06:22:27 PM  
1 votes:

Sinbox: jnapier: If you he doesnt stop we are going to have our community organizer send a strongly worded letter

So, you're in Obama's shoes right now. What would YOU do?


Go golfing again.
2014-03-15 06:21:01 PM  
1 votes:

Hector Remarkable: We need to begin massive nuclear strikes against Moscow NOW! Why is Obama delaying?


Because he's Putin's biatch.
2014-03-15 06:14:03 PM  
1 votes:
Can we call this "The War of Eastern Aggression"?
 
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