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(AP)   Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right on the head. You better get yourself together, Pretty soon you're gonna be dead   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 20
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2014-03-15 02:48:21 PM  
Bomber's head, spine, gone.
 
2014-03-15 02:50:37 PM  
Thanks for the earworm BTW.
 
2014-03-15 04:04:40 PM  
own goal
 
2014-03-15 04:29:43 PM  
Mission accomplished
 
2014-03-15 04:32:04 PM  
First World Problem: Premature Ejaculation.   Third World Problem: Premature Detonation
 
2014-03-15 04:34:40 PM  
No virgins for you!
 
2014-03-15 04:35:44 PM  
Still waiting for the dead terrorist puppet pictures.
 
2014-03-15 04:35:44 PM  
The most surprising thing about this story is that there's a popular hotel in Mogadishu.
 
2014-03-15 04:37:22 PM  

aerojockey: The most surprising thing about this story is that there's a popular hotel in Mogadishu.


it does have some unique amenities

cdn.theweek.co.uk
 
2014-03-15 04:43:42 PM  
I was hoping Mark David Chapman had died.
 
2014-03-15 04:46:17 PM  
I think the bigger news is that the AP would seem to have a Mogadishu office.

How much do you have to fark up to get that assignment? Bang the boss' wife and teenage daughter in a True Detective-themed swing club and post all available footage to TMZ?

/craziest thing I could come up with in five seconds
 
2014-03-15 04:50:42 PM  

aerojockey: The most surprising thing about this story is that there's a popular hotel in Mogadishu.


Their continental breakfast is outstanding.

us.123rf.com
 
2014-03-15 04:57:14 PM  

derpy: I was hoping

Mark David Chapman had died.

Would not be instant karma if that were the case, more like long drawn out unnecessarily karma
 
2014-03-15 05:00:08 PM  

Mega Steve: No virgins for you!


What was he gonna do with 72 W.O.W. nerds anyway....
 
2014-03-15 05:04:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 05:06:00 PM  
Scatterbrain?
 
2014-03-15 05:29:20 PM  

aerojockey: The most surprising thing about this story is that there's a popular hotel in Mogadishu.


All things considered, that place is fairly okay for being in Somalia.
I wouldn't go there, but it seems decent enough in pictures.
 
2014-03-15 05:49:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
/approves
 
2014-03-15 06:12:00 PM  
Stupid Punt.
 
2014-03-15 06:58:40 PM  
"...as he tried to park."

"Achmed, I thought you said this guy knew how to parallel park!  He had plenty of room and he couldn't get it straighten out on the first two tries, then on the third, KA-BOOM!"
 
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