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(Sun Sentinel)   Man whose threatening letters to Publix failed to yield a $5 million payout for lunacy decides a pipe bomb is the answer   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, Publix, pipe bombs, Broward County, Broward Sheriff, Dania Beach, Chase Bank, Hallandale Beach, toy car  
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2014-03-15 12:46:48 AM
News reports like this always make me wish I was still doing meth.
 
2014-03-15 12:54:44 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: News reports like this always make me wish I was still doing meth.


It's never too late to change
 
2014-03-15 12:59:08 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: News reports like this always make me wish I was still doing meth.


Yes, because it's done so much for him:

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December 2013 on the left, March 2014 on the right. Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-03-15 01:01:08 AM
I am going to have to rethink my Kickstarter plan for a wood sculpture import business.
 
2014-03-15 01:08:19 AM
This is perhaps the best part of the story:

The Broward man told FBI agents that he planted a pipe bomb - made with fireworks, a model rocket igniter and an alarm clock - behind a big rack of propane tanks at the front of a Dania Beach Publix store, prosecutors wrote in court records filed Friday.
Henderson said he set the timer to explode in one hour and left, federal prosecutor Michael Walleisa said.

The bomb partly went off sometime after it was planted in late February 2013, but it failed to get the desired response, investigators said.
The explosive device, hidden between the propane tanks and the store's wall, went unnoticed for three months until Broward Sheriff's deputies were called May 26 to disable the remains at the Griffin Road store.
"Henderson did not believe that the pipe bomb functioned correctly because he never heard anything about it on the news," prosecutors wrote.

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2014-03-15 01:11:38 AM
This would never happen to Winn Dixie.
 
2014-03-15 01:13:45 AM

emersonbiggins: This would never happen to Winn Dixie.


Actually the guy in the pic looks more like Winn Dixie's clientele.
 
2014-03-15 01:20:20 AM

99.998er: I am going to have to rethink my Kickstarter plan for a wood sculpture import business.


Yeah, reading that kind of hammered down the last corner stake in this guy's Big Tent Sale of Fail.
 
2014-03-15 01:21:41 AM
Well, that explains where CM Punk went...
 
2014-03-15 01:38:26 AM
I would think it'd be harder to write on
 
2014-03-15 02:11:23 AM
Doctor Evil he is not.
 
2014-03-15 02:28:37 AM
www.quickmeme.com

/Oblig
 
2014-03-15 02:31:44 AM

Mrtraveler01: This is perhaps the best part of the story:

The Broward man told FBI agents that he planted a pipe bomb - made with fireworks, a model rocket igniter and an alarm clock - behind a big rack of propane tanks at the front of a Dania Beach Publix store, prosecutors wrote in court records filed Friday.
Henderson said he set the timer to explode in one hour and left, federal prosecutor Michael Walleisa said.
The bomb partly went off sometime after it was planted in late February 2013, but it failed to get the desired response, investigators said.
The explosive device, hidden between the propane tanks and the store's wall, went unnoticed for three months until Broward Sheriff's deputies were called May 26 to disable the remains at the Griffin Road store.
"Henderson did not believe that the pipe bomb functioned correctly because he never heard anything about it on the news," prosecutors wrote.
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I was able to read.  Thanks.
 
2014-03-15 03:51:22 AM
Just another day for Florida.
 
2014-03-15 03:55:54 AM

emersonbiggins: This would never happen to Winn Dixie.


I was coming to make a similar remark because of the shootings in the Palm Bay store back in 1987, then saw there was a gasoline firebombing in another store in 1983. WTF?
 
2014-03-15 11:46:51 AM
Please. Everyone knows you keep a molotov for when the tank shows up, not hold on to pipe bombs. At which point you throw the molotov at the tank, it misses, and the tank runs around the fire and punches you off a building, instantly killing you.
 
2014-03-15 12:40:50 PM
DON'T HURT THE SUBS. LEAVE THE SUBS ALOOOONE!!!!
 
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