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(AL.com)   John Daly shoots a 19-over-par 90. Now that's the Daly we know and love   (al.com) divider line 33
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2014-03-14 11:53:54 PM  
He hit his tee shot in the water, took a penalty stroke, then hit another shot in the water, resulting in another penalty stroke. he his what was his fifth shot in the water as well, taking a third penalty stroke.

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2014-03-14 11:58:06 PM  
He shot his best golf while he was a boozer.
 
2014-03-15 12:08:25 AM  
He's lost a lot of weight. He's probably got the shakes.
 
2014-03-15 12:10:24 AM  
If he's still on the wagon after a round like that he's a better man than I am
 
2014-03-15 12:23:07 AM  
As a practicing alcoholic I always root for Big John to get this shiat together.

We both know that ain't gonna happen...
 
2014-03-15 12:24:19 AM  
Question is, he gets into these tournaments with a sponsor exemption, meaning one of the tournament sponsors keeps sending him to these tournaments, meaning that fat, drunken asshats like John Daly keep making a mockery of the competition.
 
2014-03-15 12:32:07 AM  
Hole Done in one.
 
2014-03-15 12:35:56 AM  

bdub77: He hit his tee shot in the water, took a penalty stroke, then hit another shot in the water, resulting in another penalty stroke. he his what was his fifth shot in the water as well, taking a third penalty stroke.

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That was a great movie.  Probably a better golf movie than Caddyshack.
 
2014-03-15 12:52:20 AM  

Lsherm: That was a great movie.  Probably a better golf movie than Caddyshack.

Caddyshack

wasn't a golf movie; it was a kids getting tanned/stoned/laid/paid movie with really memorable side characters.
 
2014-03-15 12:55:33 AM  

dkendr: Lsherm: That was a great movie.  Probably a better golf movie than Caddyshack.

Caddyshack wasn't a golf movie; it was a kids getting tanned/stoned/laid/paid movie with really memorable side characters.


My personal advice to anyone seeing Caddyshack is just fast forward if you don't see Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, or Ted Knight on the screen.  There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.
 
2014-03-15 01:00:07 AM  

jake_lex: There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.


False.

www.galacticproductionsevents.com
 
2014-03-15 01:22:09 AM  

Confabulat: He's lost a lot of weight. He's probably got the shakes.


Yips
 
2014-03-15 01:24:42 AM  

Confabulat: jake_lex: There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.

False.

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Right, those are two points.
 
2014-03-15 01:33:42 AM  
Somebody needs to hit him over the head with a Jack Daniels bottle for wearing those fark ugly slacks.
 
2014-03-15 03:20:26 AM  

buckeyebrain: Confabulat: jake_lex: There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.

False.

[www.galacticproductionsevents.com image 850x672]

Right, those are two points.


I would give them more than two points. How much more would depend on several rigorous tests.
 
2014-03-15 03:23:52 AM  

Confabulat: jake_lex: There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.

False.

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I'd like to point out her nipples are pointing out

/nipples
 
2014-03-15 07:17:40 AM  
Which part did he fail at?  Grip it?  Or rip it?
 
2014-03-15 08:10:20 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Confabulat: jake_lex: There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.

False.

[www.galacticproductionsevents.com image 850x672]

I'd like to point out her nipples are pointing out

/nipples


Well, you can see them at a couple of points in the movie in the wild.

So they've got that going for them, which is nice.
 
2014-03-15 08:51:45 AM  
So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?
 
2014-03-15 10:31:34 AM  

dkendr: Question is, he gets into these tournaments with a sponsor exemption, meaning one of the tournament sponsors keeps sending him to these tournaments, meaning that fat, drunken asshats like John Daly keep making a mockery of the competition.


you haven't actually seen a picture of john daly in the last 10 + years have you. Perhaps you should you know .. look at one and realize what a retard you really are.
 
2014-03-15 10:54:53 AM  

abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?


Sounds good. That's only a few strokes past my best ever score, and I suck!

Going tomorow, Daly's 90 shall be my goal. complete with shots into water.
 
2014-03-15 12:07:45 PM  

abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?


Make sure you can drive the ball 300+ yards, and win 2 majors first. I prefer to pay my own greens fees and stuff a 6-pack in my golf bag.
 
2014-03-15 12:23:48 PM  

laid back w/bud light: abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?

Make sure you can drive the ball 300+ yards, and win 2 majors first. I prefer to pay my own greens fees and stuff a 6-pack in my golf bag.



Pretty sure Daly does that. So he's got that going for him...
 
2014-03-15 12:42:39 PM  

jake_lex: dkendr: Lsherm: That was a great movie.  Probably a better golf movie than Caddyshack.

Caddyshack wasn't a golf movie; it was a kids getting tanned/stoned/laid/paid movie with really memorable side characters.

My personal advice to anyone seeing Caddyshack is just fast forward if you don't see Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, or Ted Knight on the screen.  There's very little point to the movie if you don't see them.


Ahoy, polloi! Where'd you come from - a Scotch ad?
 
2014-03-15 02:02:23 PM  
Watching someone become a living caricature of themselves is just so incredibly sad.
 
2014-03-15 03:39:00 PM  
blogs.crikey.com.au
 
2014-03-15 06:01:50 PM  

ksdanj: As a practicing alcoholic I always root for Big John to get this shiat together.



I prefer the term 'Alcohol Enthusiast'.
 
2014-03-16 05:01:28 AM  

Rani13: Somebody needs to hit him over the head with a Jack Daniels bottle for wearing those fark ugly slacks.


Those are made by his own company, Loudmouth Golf.
 
2014-03-16 05:06:12 AM  
I think Daly should go back to drinking to see his golf game improve. Look at Carl Petterson. He lost weight, which screwed up his golf game since it altered his swing mechanics. What did he do? Grabbed the ice cream and put the weight back on. Bravo. That is embracing your Strengths! www.StrengthsFinder.com lacks categories for Alcoholic and Fatty, thus is woefully and clearly incomplete, since it would leave out top Strengths for most farkers.
 
2014-03-16 05:48:56 AM  
Daly was sober when he won the British Open.  He's been up and down no matter what he's put into his body.  What's between his ears is the problem, not what he's drinking or not drinking.
 
2014-03-16 08:42:15 AM  

MFAWG: laid back w/bud light: abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?

Make sure you can drive the ball 300+ yards, and win 2 majors first. I prefer to pay my own greens fees and stuff a 6-pack in my golf bag.


Pretty sure Daly does that. So he's got that going for him...


Didn't he finally quit? I know he went to rehab like a million times. I thought it finally stuck.
 
2014-03-16 10:13:47 AM  

abhorrent1: MFAWG: laid back w/bud light: abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?

Make sure you can drive the ball 300+ yards, and win 2 majors first. I prefer to pay my own greens fees and stuff a 6-pack in my golf bag.


Pretty sure Daly does that. So he's got that going for him...

Didn't he finally quit? I know he went to rehab like a million times. I thought it finally stuck.


I think he's been sober since that incident in a Hooter's parking lot where he apparently blacked out.  So probably 6 or 7 years?  He quit for periods maybe half that length in the past, iirc.
 
2014-03-16 01:34:26 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: abhorrent1: So you're saying I just need to reduce my score a little and I can go on the pro golfing tour?

Sounds good. That's only a few strokes past my best ever score, and I suck!

Going tomorow, Daly's 90 shall be my goal. complete with shots into water.


My best ever was 90. Usually I'm in the 100-110 range. I'm absolutely awful at putting. Of course, I only play once or twice a year. Would like to get out more but just don't have the time,
 
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