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(Deadline)   That guy who played Shiatbreak on American Pie cast in new CBS drama   (deadline.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-15 02:01:36 AM
Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.
 
2014-03-15 03:21:36 AM

TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.


Assuming you're just talking about the kids (because no one whose opinion matters would ever say Eugene Levy is anything but fantastic in everything he's in), I'm still going to have to disagree with you.

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2014-03-15 03:25:10 AM

Snapper Carr: TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.

Assuming you're just talking about the kids (because no one whose opinion matters would ever say Eugene Levy is anything but fantastic in everything he's in), I'm still going to have to disagree with you.

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Her and the broad that played Wendy Williams should do a lesbian sex scene
 
2014-03-15 04:43:10 AM
Cue the Nooo11!1Currr Dog
 
2014-03-15 05:19:59 AM

Snapper Carr: TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.

Assuming you're just talking about the kids (because no one whose opinion matters would ever say Eugene Levy is anything but fantastic in everything he's in), I'm still going to have to disagree with you.

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Eugene Levy is only good at playing Eugene Levy. He has no range and the only time gets a part, is when the casting director needs the Eugene Levy character.

Alyson Hannigan? Another non talent that made her bones as a theater full of teenage virgins sized up the cast, and seeing Tara Reid as unobtainable even in their wildest dreams, lowered their standards to the nerdy girl, and when she delivered the line about the flute, and her pussy they blew a load in their pants.
On that day, an uber nerd maturational fantasy was born.

She's not that hot, even given the best lighting, photoshop, and makeup available.
 
2014-03-15 05:23:28 AM

TommyymmoT: Snapper Carr: TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.

Assuming you're just talking about the kids (because no one whose opinion matters would ever say Eugene Levy is anything but fantastic in everything he's in), I'm still going to have to disagree with you.

[i.imgur.com image 360x450]
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Eugene Levy is only good at playing Eugene Levy. He has no range and the only time gets a part, is when the casting director needs the Eugene Levy character.

Alyson Hannigan? Another non talent that made her bones as a theater full of teenage virgins sized up the cast, and seeing Tara Reid as unobtainable even in their wildest dreams, lowered their standards to the nerdy girl, and when she delivered the line about the flute, and her pussy they blew a load in their pants.
On that day, an uber nerd maturational fantasy was born.

She's not that hot, even given the best lighting, photoshop, and makeup available.


coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
/the body of a 50 year old used up mom with terrible fake tits
 
2014-03-15 05:32:39 AM
robohobo: /the body of a 50 year old used up mom with terrible fake tits

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-15 06:42:07 AM
From TFA:

Scorpion centers on Walter (Gabel), an eccentric genius and his international network of super-geniuses who form the last line of defense against the complex threats of the modern age

Doesn't CBS already have like 5 shows based on that premise now?
 
2014-03-15 07:22:28 AM

jake_lex: From TFA:

Scorpion centers on Walter (Gabel), an eccentric genius and his international network of super-geniuses who form the last line of defense against the complex threats of the modern age

Doesn't CBS every network already have like 5 shows based on that premise now?


FTFY
 
2014-03-15 07:59:20 AM

TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?



I enjoyed American Pie a LOT when it first came out but I agree, it IS nothing more than the Porky's of it's time.  That doesn't mean it's not enjoyable.
It's not an Oscar winner, but it's a funny movie.

I'm not sure your anger towards it?

However, calling Jason Biggs the new Charles Grodin?  You, sir, have just paid Jason Biggs a generous compliment!
 
2014-03-15 09:00:10 AM
Plus, I'm fairly sure it was shiatBRICK.
 
2014-03-15 09:31:58 AM
I don't give much of a care about American Pie, but Eddie was one of the nicest guys I ever met.
 
2014-03-15 11:16:42 AM
Am I the only person who thought Paul Dano was Shiatbreak the first time I saw him in something?
 
2014-03-15 11:18:32 AM

buntz: TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?


I enjoyed American Pie a LOT when it first came out but I agree, it IS nothing more than the Porky's of it's time.  That doesn't mean it's not enjoyable.
It's not an Oscar winner, but it's a funny movie.

I'm not sure your anger towards it?

However, calling Jason Biggs the new Charles Grodin?  You, sir, have just paid Jason Biggs a generous compliment!


No kidding. I can't recall seeing Biggs in anything that I was impressed with. Plus, he seems to be a pretty unpleasant person in real life.
 
2014-03-15 03:01:58 PM
 
Alyson Hannigan? ... She's not that hot, even given the best lighting, photoshop, and makeup available.

As my redneck roommate used to say, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed, 'cept to fark her on the floor."

Buffy-era Alyson Hannigan:

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2014-03-15 04:29:22 PM
Eddie Thomas is a really nice guy

/ wish him the best of luck, but CBS? REALLY?
 
2014-03-15 04:34:01 PM

TommyymmoT: Snapper Carr: TommyymmoT: Am I the only one that couldn't give a rat's ass about the cast of "American Pie"?
None of them are some major talent, and the movie was little more than the "Porky's" of it's time.

When I watch "Orange Is The New Black", I fast forward past any of the scenes that feature Jason Biggs.
I've grown quite weary of the stereotypical neurotic Jewish guy that is so uptight, that when he farts, only dogs can hear it.

Biggs is at best, the new Charles Grodin, but with far less talent, and he was the biggest player in that whole movie.

Assuming you're just talking about the kids (because no one whose opinion matters would ever say Eugene Levy is anything but fantastic in everything he's in), I'm still going to have to disagree with you.

[i.imgur.com image 360x450]
=================================

Eugene Levy is only good at playing Eugene Levy. He has no range and the only time gets a part, is when the casting director needs the Eugene Levy character.

Alyson Hannigan? Another non talent that made her bones as a theater full of teenage virgins sized up the cast, and seeing Tara Reid as unobtainable even in their wildest dreams, lowered their standards to the nerdy girl, and when she delivered the line about the flute, and her pussy they blew a load in their pants.
On that day, an uber nerd maturational fantasy was born.

She's not that hot, even given the best lighting, photoshop, and makeup available.


Settle down there sparky, you're trying too hard.
 
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