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2014-03-15 12:15:35 AM
The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?
 
2014-03-15 12:19:45 AM
Women shake hands before kissing each other?
 
2014-03-15 12:21:40 AM

RodneyToady: Women shake hands before kissing each other?


Sorority sisters.
 
2014-03-15 12:31:25 AM
I would totally hit it; Trust Buster style...
 
2014-03-15 12:40:11 AM

fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?


From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.
 
2014-03-15 01:12:45 AM
It's art because it's in sepia
 
2014-03-15 01:29:36 AM

HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?

From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.


An ad for what, exactly?
 
2014-03-15 01:48:52 AM

fusillade762: HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?

From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.

An ad for what, exactly?


I dunno. Laxatives?
 
2014-03-15 01:57:23 AM

fusillade762: HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?

From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.

An ad for what, exactly?


fashion advertisement for L.A.-based label "Wren"
 
2014-03-15 02:08:21 AM

calbert: fusillade762: HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?

From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.

An ad for what, exactly?

fashion advertisement for L.A.-based label "Wren"


Thanks. Though I still have no idea what product I'm supposed to be buying...
 
2014-03-15 02:48:05 AM
Thanks a whole lot subby.

I gave up masturbation for Lent, but that was just so hot that I spent the last hour churning butter, all the while sobbing uncontrollably, and begging Jesus' forgiveness at the top of my lungs.
It woke up the whole house.

I have to admit though, tears make for some pretty fine lube.
 
2014-03-15 04:53:52 AM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-03-15 05:02:27 AM
Shortly after filming, the one on the left got a little wet and spontaneously melted.
 
2014-03-15 05:09:51 AM

Atillathepun: Shortly after filming, the one on the left got a little wet and spontaneously melted.


Winnar.

When I saw the pictures I thought "are you sure that one on the left is woman?"

/And your little dog too!
 
2014-03-15 05:17:25 AM

illannoyin: Atillathepun: Shortly after filming, the one on the left got a little wet and spontaneously melted.

Winnar.

When I saw the pictures I thought "are you sure that one on the left is woman?"

/And your little dog too!


I think when you look at the closeup at the top, she looks like she has a hook nose, but there may be a spot on the photograph that caused that.
 
2014-03-15 05:25:08 AM
Just more homosexual indoctrination from the gay agenda.

that hurt to type
 
2014-03-15 05:25:17 AM
The first woman on woman kiss on American television happened on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the 90's.  They got away with it because Dax was actually the other girls husband before she became a woman, who would later become another woman in the final season.

images.wikia.com

 /hot
 
2014-03-15 05:33:31 AM

Spotticus: The first woman on woman kiss on American television happened on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the 90's.  They got away with it because Dax was actually the other girls husband before she became a woman, who would later become another woman in the final season.

[images.wikia.com image 692x530]

 /hot


ummm. no. not the 1st woman on woman kiss on American television. more like the 5th time.

The "lesbian kiss episode" is a sub-genre of the media portrayal of lesbianism in American television media, created in the 1990s. Beginning in 1991 with a kiss on the American L.A. Law series' episode "He's a Crowd" between C.J. Lamb and Abby Perkins

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-03-15 05:41:04 AM
Scrolling a bit down further, I'm pretty sure that was pornography, which had to be disguised as art since it was the 1880s.

Also:
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2014-03-15 05:47:51 AM
Watch the first kiss in the history of cinema, filmed by Thomas Edison
In 1896, the famed inventor, futurist, and elephant electrocution archivist made history yet again by recording the first kiss in cinema history....


Umm, what?
 
2014-03-15 06:07:08 AM

calbert: Spotticus: The first woman on woman kiss on American television happened on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the 90's.  They got away with it because Dax was actually the other girls husband before she became a woman, who would later become another woman in the final season.

[images.wikia.com image 692x530]

 /hot

ummm. no. not the 1st woman on woman kiss on American television. more like the 5th time.

The "lesbian kiss episode" is a sub-genre of the media portrayal of lesbianism in American television media, created in the 1990s. Beginning in 1991 with a kiss on the American L.A. Law series' episode "He's a Crowd" between C.J. Lamb and Abby Perkins

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x347]


I probably should have clarified that I meant the first full on make-out session. And from a show that actually matters and that wasn't farking terrible.  And come on man, that Roseanne shiat doesn't even count.  I just watched the clip, and it isn't even close.  But yes, I stand corrected.
 
2014-03-15 06:33:06 AM

strangeluck: Watch the first kiss in the history of cinema, filmed by Thomas Edison
In 1896, the famed inventor, futurist, and elephant electrocution archivist made history yet again by recording the first kiss in cinema history....

Umm, what?


Edison electrocuted an elephant to death in order to "prove" that AC power was deadly and that everyone should use his nice, safe, friendly DC power instead.
 
2014-03-15 06:35:40 AM
Next up:  First "scissors" caught on film...
 
2014-03-15 06:48:14 AM

Spad: strangeluck: Watch the first kiss in the history of cinema, filmed by Thomas Edison
In 1896, the famed inventor, futurist, and elephant electrocution archivist made history yet again by recording the first kiss in cinema history....

Umm, what?

Edison electrocuted an elephant to death in order to "prove" that AC power was deadly and that everyone should use his nice, safe, friendly DC power instead.


But did he archive the electrocuted elephant?
 
2014-03-15 06:52:24 AM

Slaxl: Spad: strangeluck: Watch the first kiss in the history of cinema, filmed by Thomas Edison
In 1896, the famed inventor, futurist, and elephant electrocution archivist made history yet again by recording the first kiss in cinema history....

Umm, what?

Edison electrocuted an elephant to death in order to "prove" that AC power was deadly and that everyone should use his nice, safe, friendly DC power instead.

But did he archive the electrocuted elephant?


He filed it under D for Dead
 
2014-03-15 07:08:28 AM
This thread needs less:
img.fark.net

and more:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 07:08:44 AM
I was ready to fap my brains out until I saw the speedo guys boxing... Goddamitsomuch.
 
2014-03-15 07:19:28 AM

Satanus Maximus: I was ready to fap my brains out until I saw the speedo guys boxing... Goddamitsomuch.


Not that I wanted to fap, but why are the women completely nude, but guys' modesty is promoted?  Were the twigs and berries too much even for art?
 
2014-03-15 07:29:37 AM

fusillade762: calbert: fusillade762: HotWingAgenda: fusillade762: The Internet is currently ablaze over a video of strangers having a first kiss

Did we get a Fark thread out of that one?

From what I hear, the video was actually an advertisement, and they were actors and models, not really strangers. I'm glad it didn't make it here.

An ad for what, exactly?

fashion advertisement for L.A.-based label "Wren"

Thanks. Though I still have no idea what product I'm supposed to be buying...





This is the kiss TFA was referring to
 
2014-03-15 07:53:06 AM

cherryl taggart: Not that I wanted to fap, but why are the women completely nude, but guys' modesty is promoted?  Were the twigs and berries too much even for art?


Nude boxing can result in unexpected injury. What they were wearing was the equivalent of athletic supporters. Consider if he'd filmed two double D women running a marathon. I'd hope that he'd bend on the nudity rule in that case as well to prevent injury to the model.
 
2014-03-15 08:12:30 AM

chozo13: This thread needs less:
[img.fark.net image 400x286]

and more:
[img.fark.net image 850x517]


I agree.
I was ready to jump on the Edison -vs- Tesla bandwagon - and I usually do.
www04.abb.com
Then I thought - if this is were a true nerdfest, it always needs more scantily clad women, together, and in erotic embraces.
images.askmen.com

/Women do that all the time when we aren't looking anyway - I know this because I read it on the internet.
//And naked pillow fights too.
/// And what they do in the showers together...
 
2014-03-15 08:32:46 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: cherryl taggart: Not that I wanted to fap, but why are the women completely nude, but guys' modesty is promoted?  Were the twigs and berries too much even for art?

Nude boxing can result in unexpected injury. What they were wearing was the equivalent of athletic supporters. Consider if he'd filmed two double D women running a marathon. I'd hope that he'd bend on the nudity rule in that case as well to prevent injury to the model.


Citation please
 
2014-03-15 08:35:57 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 08:56:18 AM

chitownmike: Monkeyhouse Zendo: cherryl taggart: Not that I wanted to fap, but why are the women completely nude, but guys' modesty is promoted?  Were the twigs and berries too much even for art?

Nude boxing can result in unexpected injury. What they were wearing was the equivalent of athletic supporters. Consider if he'd filmed two double D women running a marathon. I'd hope that he'd bend on the nudity rule in that case as well to prevent injury to the model.

Citation please


I've fought naked.
 
2014-03-15 09:21:20 AM
emotibot.net
 
2014-03-15 09:25:43 AM

Spotticus: The first woman on woman kiss on American television happened on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the 90's.  They got away with it because Dax was actually the other girls husband before she became a woman, who would later become another woman in the final season.



 /hot


Welp. Fond memories, that.
 
2014-03-15 09:27:39 AM

TommyymmoT: Thanks a whole lot subby.

I gave up masturbation for Lent


I tried to do that once - I think I was maybe 11 at the time. Made it about 3 weeks.
 
2014-03-15 09:32:17 AM

God-is-a-Taco: It's art because it's in sepia


Really it's more science than art.
 
2014-03-15 09:35:04 AM
Oh, and Muybridge murdered his wife's lover, and got away with it. There was a Phillip Glass opera about it.
 
2014-03-15 09:44:18 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Eadweard Muybridge is one of my favorite historical characters. He was obsessed with movement and motion, particularly human movement and motion. The grid you see on the background was there to help him quantitify human movement, and his models appear without clothes so as to provide a more accurate measurement.

The grid makes it science, you see.

Fun fact - Muybridge killed his wife's lover in cold blood when he was in his 40's. He was acquitted by jury nullification when his jury went against the judge's instructions and ruled the murder a justifiable homicide.
 
2014-03-15 10:14:53 AM
Baby got back....and shag carpet.
 
2014-03-15 11:13:46 AM

TommyymmoT: Thanks a whole lot subby.

I gave up masturbation for Lent, but that was just so hot that I spent the last hour churning butter, all the while sobbing uncontrollably, and begging Jesus' forgiveness at the top of my lungs.
It woke up the whole house.

I have to admit though, tears make for some pretty fine lube.


You picked the wrong thing to give up for Lent.
 
2014-03-15 11:19:12 AM
I came for the kiss, I stayed for the artful nudity. Ok, I came for that too.
 
2014-03-15 11:26:24 AM

Elegy: [upload.wikimedia.org image 350x510]

Eadweard Muybridge is one of my favorite historical characters. He was obsessed with movement and motion, particularly human movement and motion. The grid you see on the background was there to help him quantitify human movement, and his models appear without clothes so as to provide a more accurate measurement.

The grid makes it science, you see.

Fun fact - Muybridge killed his wife's lover in cold blood when he was in his 40's. He was acquitted by jury nullification when his jury went against the judge's instructions and ruled the murder a justifiable homicide.


More fun - Phillip Glass wrote an opera based on the Muybridge trial, called The Photographer .
 
2014-03-15 11:33:47 AM

Spotticus: The first woman on woman kiss on American television happened on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in the 90's.  They got away with it because Dax was actually the other girls husband before she became a woman, who would later become another woman in the final season.

[images.wikia.com image 692x530]

 /hot


rindastartrekds9.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-15 11:34:41 AM

Waxing Moronic: More fun - Phillip Glass wrote an opera based on the Muybridge trial, called The Photographer .


Yeah, although it was composed by Philip Glass, so it has that going against it.

/Ira is the talented one
//largely kidding, "The Photagrapher" is a tolerable Interesting for what it is.
///Steve Reich is still better
////Slashies
 
2014-03-15 11:35:26 AM
www.chud.com
 
2014-03-15 11:57:59 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: chitownmike: Monkeyhouse Zendo: cherryl taggart: Not that I wanted to fap, but why are the women completely nude, but guys' modesty is promoted?  Were the twigs and berries too much even for art?

Nude boxing can result in unexpected injury. What they were wearing was the equivalent of athletic supporters. Consider if he'd filmed two double D women running a marathon. I'd hope that he'd bend on the nudity rule in that case as well to prevent injury to the model.

Citation please

I've fought naked.


I remember you from band camp.
 
2014-03-15 11:59:19 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 12:07:35 PM

chozo13: [img.fark.net image 485x405]


i.imgur.com
 
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