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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)   Cute 22-year old teacher arrested for sex with one of her students: "I am in love with [name redacted]. I have never been in love before" (w/mugshot)   (fox5vegas.com) divider line 97
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2014-03-15 12:03:53 AM
Tanikka Queen huh? That student isn't old enough to take care of the kids.
 
2014-03-15 12:07:12 AM
isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?
 
2014-03-15 12:28:43 AM
You are Tanikka Queen,
He is young,
Under seventeen
Bad romance, you'll do time, this crime can ruin your life
Tell that judge, take that plea, jailing Tanikka Queen
 
2014-03-15 01:43:21 AM
Keep sharpies away from substitute teachers.
 
2014-03-15 01:45:33 AM
Tanikka, say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
Tannikka
Ima never stop saying, Tanik-ka
 
2014-03-15 01:46:31 AM
What does her being submissive have to do with anything?

Oh, substitute.... never mind.
 
2014-03-15 01:46:49 AM
Take note here, this things always get green lighted.
 
2014-03-15 01:47:21 AM
22-15= 7 years. There's marriages that have much wider gaps and 15 is the traditional age of adulthood in Mexico.

Make them get married in Mexico.
 
2014-03-15 01:48:54 AM
Who taught the live on scene guy how to hold a mic??
 
2014-03-15 01:49:02 AM

NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?


The video mentioned that the student was attempting 8th grade for the third time.
 
2014-03-15 01:49:54 AM
Redact fail in the video. Nice job local law enforcement and news.
 
2014-03-15 01:50:30 AM

milowitz: Who taught the live on scene guy how to hold a mic??


Your mom did.
 
2014-03-15 01:50:45 AM

HortusMatris: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

The video mentioned that the student was attempting 8th grade for the third time.


That boy is dumb as the day is long.
 
2014-03-15 01:51:33 AM

HortusMatris: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

The video mentioned that the student was attempting 8th grade for the third time.


I'm going to out on a limb and say she wasn't after him for his brains.
 
2014-03-15 01:52:10 AM

jm105: HortusMatris: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

The video mentioned that the student was attempting 8th grade for the third time.

I'm going to out on a limb and say she wasn't after him for his brains.


Must be a big one.
 
2014-03-15 01:55:01 AM
"I am in love with [name redacted]

Having the name redacted makes the story so much hotter.
 
2014-03-15 01:55:39 AM

doglover: 22-15= 7 years.


Are you some kind of math professor?
 
2014-03-15 02:00:25 AM
Old Tanikka Queen, If you know what I mean
Old Tanikka Queen, She taught me everything
Way down around Vegas, Around the Nevada way
Lived a cajun lady, Aboard the O Tanikka Queen
You know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
 
2014-03-15 02:02:43 AM
At least it wasn't a white woman this time.
 
2014-03-15 02:10:26 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

"I am in love with [name redacted]. I have never been in love before."
 
2014-03-15 02:18:00 AM
Tanikka Queen
Now we're sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more love on the run
 
2014-03-15 02:26:27 AM
Sexual assault = rape
You can't rape the willing.

/I don't care what the law says, this isn't sexual assault
 
2014-03-15 02:28:48 AM

sandbar67: What does her being submissive have to do with anything?

Oh, substitute.... never mind.


lol my thoughts exactly
 
2014-03-15 02:30:42 AM
She's Tanikka Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite in the classroom scene
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime!!!
 
2014-03-15 02:30:56 AM
So, (name redacted) how many times can you make 15 go into 22?
 
2014-03-15 02:31:26 AM
pikigeek.com
 
2014-03-15 02:32:50 AM

NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?


My sediments exactly. But when I read the story, I was thinking "Isn't an 8th grader supposed to be 13?".
 
2014-03-15 02:36:23 AM

God-is-a-Taco: doglover: 22-15= 7 years.

Are you some kind of math professor?


He's doing the math in doglover years.
 
2014-03-15 02:36:57 AM
If he had been a year older, or she a year younger, it would have been legal in my state, under the Romeo and Juliet rule (22 can have sex with a 17 year old legally, and 21 can do so with someone as young as 16)  Well, other than the part about her being a teacher.  You can still be charged with statutory rape if someone is a student, prisoner, or medical patient under your care.
 
2014-03-15 02:40:28 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-15 02:41:02 AM

Kevin72: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

My sediments exactly. But when I read the story, I was thinking "Isn't an 8th grader supposed to be 13?".

My sediments exactly.
I see what you did there!
/I think.

 
2014-03-15 02:42:44 AM

NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?


We have a lot of permanent subs here.  The district cant hire teachers with the lowest pay in the nation, so they just take subs and put them there year round for 100 a day, and no benefits.  The subs dont write lessons plans, and are glorified baby sitters.
 
2014-03-15 02:43:18 AM
statutory sexual seduction

Huh. What an odd charge. Does the "statutory" mean that there's a normal charge of "sexual seduction" for adults?
 
2014-03-15 02:46:00 AM
imgace.com
 
2014-03-15 02:50:13 AM
Tanikka should've known better. This is America and she isn't a pretty white girl, she's, she's brown. They're going to out her away for a long time.
 
2014-03-15 02:50:22 AM
(reads)  22?  That's barely out of high school herself!  (reads more)  Middle School?  Gotdamnitsomuch.. (reads) 15?  Wait, what?
 
2014-03-15 02:50:28 AM
22 and a teacher? I thought the amount of school required would mean she'd be at least two years older.
 
2014-03-15 02:58:04 AM
Tanika Queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In student-banging!


/Though it's more a case of the Buzzcocks here
// "Ever fallen in love, in love with someone, you shouldn't fall in love with?..."
 
2014-03-15 03:01:31 AM
Did Florida annex Las Vegas when we weren't looking?
 
2014-03-15 03:06:10 AM

NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?


Some people have to repeat grades. Some people........
 
2014-03-15 03:07:11 AM

Medic Zero: 22 and a teacher? I thought the amount of school required would mean she'd be at least two years older.


That's a BA/BS normally.  A Master's maybe a couple more years, but she's a Junior High sub.  I guess it depends on the district's requirements.
 
2014-03-15 03:10:06 AM

Bigedmond: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

We have a lot of permanent subs here.  The district cant hire teachers with the lowest pay in the nation, so they just take subs and put them there year round for 100 a day, and no benefits.  The subs dont write lessons plans, and are glorified baby sitters.


Teachers around here (Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana) start out at about that, but they get benefits, have to write lesson plans, and deal with the snot-nosed little shiats and the parents. Honestly, I've thought about teaching (high school, because I certainly am not going to clean up the dookies and piss). It's a decent paycheck, after all. Just a shiat-ton of work.
 
2014-03-15 03:18:19 AM

maram500: Bigedmond: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

We have a lot of permanent subs here.  The district cant hire teachers with the lowest pay in the nation, so they just take subs and put them there year round for 100 a day, and no benefits.  The subs dont write lessons plans, and are glorified baby sitters.

Teachers around here (Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana) start out at about that, but they get benefits, have to write lesson plans, and deal with the snot-nosed little shiats and the parents. Honestly, I've thought about teaching (high school, because I certainly am not going to clean up the dookies and piss). It's a decent paycheck, after all. Just a shiat-ton of work.


Ok, I'm calling shenanigans here. Apparently the filter recognizes shiat and replaces it. What the hell, modmins? Have you no decency?
 
2014-03-15 03:18:43 AM
American cute
 
2014-03-15 03:19:10 AM

maram500: maram500: Bigedmond: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

We have a lot of permanent subs here.  The district cant hire teachers with the lowest pay in the nation, so they just take subs and put them there year round for 100 a day, and no benefits.  The subs dont write lessons plans, and are glorified baby sitters.

Teachers around here (Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana) start out at about that, but they get benefits, have to write lesson plans, and deal with the snot-nosed little shiats and the parents. Honestly, I've thought about teaching (high school, because I certainly am not going to clean up the dookies and piss). It's a decent paycheck, after all. Just a shiat-ton of work.

Ok, I'm calling shenanigans here. Apparently the filter recognizes shiat and replaces it. What the hell, modmins? Have you no decency?


S. H. Exclamation point. T. is not s**t. God. Damn. It.
 
2014-03-15 03:19:14 AM

doglover: 22-15= 7 years. There's marriages that have much wider gaps and 15 is the traditional age of adulthood in Mexico.

Make them get married in Mexico.


You know what else you can (probably) do in Mexico?
 
2014-03-15 03:33:52 AM

uttertosh: American cute


Your day will come, Sweden
 
2014-03-15 03:36:49 AM

maram500: maram500: maram500: Bigedmond: NickelP: isn't a 15 year old ushually in like 10th grade.....?

how often did she sub to fall in love with a student?

We have a lot of permanent subs here.  The district cant hire teachers with the lowest pay in the nation, so they just take subs and put them there year round for 100 a day, and no benefits.  The subs dont write lessons plans, and are glorified baby sitters.

Teachers around here (Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana) start out at about that, but they get benefits, have to write lesson plans, and deal with the snot-nosed little shiats and the parents. Honestly, I've thought about teaching (high school, because I certainly am not going to clean up the dookies and piss). It's a decent paycheck, after all. Just a shiat-ton of work.

Ok, I'm calling shenanigans here. Apparently the filter recognizes shiat and replaces it. What the hell, modmins? Have you no decency?

S. H. Exclamation point. T. is not s**t. God. Damn. It.


Welcome to Fark.
 
2014-03-15 03:55:46 AM

God-is-a-Taco: uttertosh: American cute

Your day will come, Sweden


not if I can't fap to it it won't...
 
2014-03-15 04:09:15 AM

puffy999: doglover: 22-15= 7 years. There's marriages that have much wider gaps and 15 is the traditional age of adulthood in Mexico.

Make them get married in Mexico.

You know what else you can (probably) do in Mexico?


I'm telling you in all these older "woman" young "child" cases that are actually just bionormative sex: Mexican marriage is the answer. They don't have to go to Mexico to get married, just to get the divorce papers.

Basically, it's true privatization of the prison system as it shifts the burden of the imprisonment entirely onto the "criminals" themselves. They can either stay married or drive to Mexico, pay lawyers, and split up. Either way, the price is on them not the taxpayers. Which frees up more tax money to pay for universal public health care, better light rail systems, and a big ass wall that keeps people with Ohio plates from driving east.
 
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