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(Daily Mail)   Urban Outfitters to sell flasks disguised as tampons. They work especially well for smuggling Bloody Marys   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2014-03-14 09:14:52 PM  
I didn't need another reason to hate tomatoes and the juice they produce, subby.
 
2014-03-14 09:15:05 PM  
The cell phone flasks font work so well now that smart phones no longer resemble flip phones.
 
2014-03-14 09:15:26 PM  
oh, subby, there is so much that is not right about you
 
2014-03-14 09:16:16 PM  
I call "designated driver"!
 
2014-03-14 09:17:35 PM  
Bearded Clamato?
 
2014-03-14 09:19:33 PM  
Meh, we've been smoking Cherokee Hair since the mid 90s
 
2014-03-14 09:20:27 PM  
Apple comes out with iPon in 3...2...1..
 
2014-03-14 09:22:57 PM  
Subby has a salty sense of humor.
 
2014-03-14 09:26:03 PM  
The "walk of shame kit" advertised in the article looks more practical.
 
2014-03-14 09:27:46 PM  
TSA to issue tampon bomb warning in 3...2...1
 
2014-03-14 09:29:55 PM  
Also new "enhanced" screening in 3...2...1..
/ hey Lou I found a fuse in this ladies hoo ha!
 
2014-03-14 09:30:38 PM  
Why not just get loaded before you get to the club?

/ pre-drink.  It works.
 
2014-03-14 09:32:34 PM  
Nice plug, subby.
 
2014-03-14 09:35:08 PM  
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-14 09:35:24 PM  

studebaker hoch: Why not just get loaded before you get to the club?

/ pre-drink.  It works.


There's also sporting events to smuggle alcohol into. Even pre-gaming, you'll be sobered up by the time a football game is over. You need to pace yourself so you aren't one of the sorority girls passing out in the first quarter.
 
2014-03-14 09:36:17 PM  
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-14 09:45:23 PM  

TheSwizz: I didn't need another reason to hate tomatoes and the juice they produce, subby.


You're a poet and you didn't even know it.
 
2014-03-14 09:52:00 PM  
99.998er

I just pack one of these babies and nobody will even touch it with latex gloves. Holds more booze, too.

Pack it in what?

/don't answer that.
 
2014-03-14 09:54:56 PM  
Geez, I just saw these at a Spencer's earlier today.  Just as weird seeing it a second time.
 
2014-03-14 09:57:05 PM  
joeydryer.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-14 10:07:09 PM  

MrBallou: Bearded Clamato?


Clam Digger
 
2014-03-14 10:16:40 PM  
For the discriminating person who wants to appear to be drinking a bunch of tampons.
 
2014-03-14 10:16:48 PM  
Who would pay $14 for something to smuggle about 2-3 shots worth of booze into a concert? Oh yeah, rich little sorority girls.

Stupid tag is busy tonight I see.
 
2014-03-14 10:26:24 PM  
Hiding my pot in a tampon box while in high school saved my bacon when the school security officer searched my pockets one day. Told him it was my GF's and he was too respectful/embarrassed to check.
 
2014-03-14 10:33:12 PM  
Would these get through airport security?
 
2014-03-14 10:35:41 PM  
Was the article succinct? Did it flow well?  or did they pad it? That type of wring cramps my style.
 
2014-03-14 10:45:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
Plus sized.
 
gja
2014-03-14 10:46:40 PM  

voodoomedic: The "walk of shame kit" advertised in the article looks more practical.


Thanks jerky. I just shot that link to my lady and got an unexpected arm-punch for my humor.....

/i still larfed, maybe thats why........punchy
 
2014-03-14 11:05:22 PM  
www.majoronions.com
You peasants.
 
2014-03-14 11:18:48 PM  

Mugato: Would these get through airport security?


So how much oxycontin can you fit in one of these? I'm just asking for a friend who's in prison.
 
2014-03-14 11:26:50 PM  
Better than a flask-shaped tampon, I suppose.
 
2014-03-14 11:35:28 PM  
It looks like maybe one shot bottle's worth. Wouldn't you get more of a buzz soaking a real tampon in vodka and putting it in your snatch?
 
2014-03-15 12:10:23 AM  
Not to belittle the target customer for this product, but how big a loser do you have to be to smuggle alcohol in a fake tampon?

Is it so much harder to sneak booze today than it was for all-of-time up until now?

Jesus I feel old.
 
2014-03-15 12:18:06 AM  

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: Not to belittle the target customer for this product, but how big a loser do you have to be to smuggle alcohol in a fake tampon?

Is it so much harder to sneak booze today than it was for all-of-time up until now?

Jesus I feel old.


It depends where you're going. In May 2001 I walked through airport security with a bottle of Captain Morgan. The stewardess caught me mixing it on the plane and just told me to put it away. Today I'd be in Gitmo,
 
2014-03-15 03:22:52 AM  
I'm sticking with my ostomy bag flask. I encourage anyone to search it.
 
2014-03-15 09:39:04 PM  
One of the oldest tricks in the book for savvy females.  Past all that now, but yes, it is a clever idea to market.
 
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