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(Daily Mail)   Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2014-03-14 11:25:38 PM
6 votes:

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.
2014-03-15 12:31:34 AM
4 votes:
It should include a morning-after pill, and should be covered under Obamacare.
2014-03-15 01:41:54 AM
2 votes:
The inclusion of a pink bracelet supporting "a breast cancer foundation" makes this product unassailably noble, beautiful, and the ultimate expression of sisterhood. All you critics are the ones who should be ashamed.
2014-03-15 01:25:48 AM
2 votes:
There is no walk of shame there is only THE STRIDE OF PRIDE.
2014-03-15 01:17:38 AM
2 votes:
"Sorry for the herpes! Gotta run!"
2014-03-15 12:38:38 AM
2 votes:

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


I can't top that, but maybe I can get close...

I was at a company picnic one time (alcohol provided) when my boss - a *much* older woman - and I decided to row around the lake.  Well, halfway around we decided to slip off into the woods.  Things got heated, we got busy, and then... applause?

We scrambled up to discover a Boy Scout troop had made their camp not 50 yards away.  We never even saw them until that moment.

/Row of shame indeed.
//Spent the rest of the weekend in a hotel room.
2014-03-15 12:13:58 AM
2 votes:
The walk of shame is when you are in Thailand and have to walk your date down through the hotel lobby to retrieve her passport from the front desk while other employees from your company are having breakfast and chatting in the lobby.

You just really have to hope you didn't get a kathoey.

/never happened to me
//not 100% certain
2014-03-14 08:23:19 PM
2 votes:
I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.
2014-03-15 02:02:29 AM
1 votes:
In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.
2014-03-15 01:57:24 AM
1 votes:

ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.


Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...
2014-03-15 01:54:24 AM
1 votes:
So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.
2014-03-15 01:53:17 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


It's okay to just come out and say, "I need a hug".

/not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)
2014-03-15 01:13:28 AM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


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2014-03-15 01:09:11 AM
1 votes:
If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag
2014-03-15 12:36:10 AM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


I suggest we call it "The Stride of Pride".
2014-03-15 12:21:05 AM
1 votes:
For guys the kit should include a tourniquet for after you have to gnaw off your own arm rather than wake her up to pull it out from under her. You know, the whole "coyote ugly" thing.
2014-03-15 12:18:44 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Ouch, brutal. Locking someone on a roof is going above and beyond to avoid those awkward post sex interactions.

I never really had the walk of shame experience. The closest I can think of is getting judged by hotel staff after hooking up with a girl in Costa Rica during study abroad. We checked in at like 3am and checked out around 8am, same staff was working the desk. Those looks didn't matter, she was a dime from Texas and I felt like I had won the Super Bowl.

/really miss college
2014-03-14 11:15:12 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


Kinky!
2014-03-14 10:44:09 PM
1 votes:
I smell gag gift for mom!
2014-03-14 10:37:34 PM
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


That was you!!??
2014-03-14 09:36:23 PM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame
 
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