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(Daily Mail)   Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-03-14 08:23:19 PM
5 votes:
I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.
2014-03-15 02:09:31 AM
3 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Attention everybody, this is a man who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

/Stop worrying about other people's sex lives and how they take care of it especially when it doesn't have any impact on you.
2014-03-15 01:09:11 AM
3 votes:
If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag
2014-03-15 12:26:01 AM
3 votes:

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Because if your average guy walks around in the morning wearing the same clothes he had on the night before, he looks more-or-less like he always does.

The same is less true for the average woman.   It's not really just the clothes.  It's also hair and makeup.  Makeup worn overnight does not usually look good the next day; you generally have to take it off before you go to bed and re-apply it the next morning.   Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.

It's also a question of perception or attitude.  Men generally don't mind if the look like they woke up wearing last night's clothes.  For women it's embarrassing or even humiliating to be seen walking around like that.

And all that is all BEFORE the "It means you had sex and slept over in a stranger's apartment/dorm room" part.
Skr
2014-03-15 12:09:24 AM
3 votes:
I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.
2014-03-15 06:19:17 AM
2 votes:

TwistedFark: FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...

I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.


Probably the same as a regular girl's....if they are heavy she'd carry tampons AND pads. Keeping them in a box was probably for easily finding them, otherwise they just roll around in the bottom of your bag and if it's full of stuff the wrapper can break.
2014-03-15 12:29:34 AM
2 votes:

swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.



I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.
2014-03-14 08:23:16 PM
2 votes:
I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'


Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.
2014-03-15 11:54:28 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


If you're going to shiat on a thread, at least try to be funny or entertaining or say something intelligent.   One of the three, anyway.  Vomiting all over the thread with your bitter political derp is a dick move.

Or at least be succinct and say "I don't want any of my taxes going to women."  That would've saved us from wading through quite so much crap.
2014-03-15 10:23:01 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Do you not understand how insurance works?
2014-03-15 08:41:11 AM
1 votes:

ciberido: Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.


You sound like you have long hair.

/Seriously, short hair can get the worst bedhead.  I don't have long hair, but I imagine you can at least shake it out and fluff it with your hands.  With short hair, there's nothing to work with.  So you're stuck with whatever you have.  With me, it's like Ferris Bueller in the shower, but dry and lopsided.
2014-03-15 02:14:44 AM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


And you'd be wrong. It was a guy
2014-03-15 02:05:00 AM
1 votes:

merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.


You're doing it wrong
2014-03-15 01:58:18 AM
1 votes:

Brainsick: I worked as a Concierge, and it's painfully obvious who's just spent the night with a stranger when they come through the lobby in last nights club gear, reeking of booze, sex, and cigarettes (usually). That's why it's called a 'walk of shame'.


FizixJunkee: One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious


A nearly transparent T-shirt dress emblazoned with the "Walk of Shame" logo? Oh, yes, much less obvious.

Are we looking at the same picture in the article here?

Not to mention, if the kit comes with wipes for your face and under-parts, are you really going to want to wear
last night's panties under that not-so-coverall? And which is worse, swinging free or lacy purple fun bra?
2014-03-15 01:54:24 AM
1 votes:
So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.
2014-03-15 01:53:17 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


It's okay to just come out and say, "I need a hug".

/not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)
2014-03-15 01:52:25 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.



Did you really need to shiat à la politics tab on this thread?
2014-03-15 01:37:10 AM
1 votes:
If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.
2014-03-15 01:32:10 AM
1 votes:
Most girls I know who do the one night stand a lot usually just have a bunch of make-up products and a spare pair of panties in their purse.

In fact, when she opens her purse, if you can see the spare panties, then you know you're going to get some once you reach what I call her "cocktail barrier to entry".

Amazingly enough, there are a lot of women that like to get good 'n drunk and horny. It's sad we make them feel bad for it...
2014-03-15 01:25:48 AM
1 votes:
There is no walk of shame there is only THE STRIDE OF PRIDE.
2014-03-15 01:23:35 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


Nothing really.  But since shes willing to sleep around, anyone she wont sleep with hates her for it.  But they cant admit they are self conscious because they've been rejected.  So they call her a whore.
2014-03-15 01:06:21 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


What Fiz and ciberido said. 

It simply being prepared and you can sleep around while being safe. Most of the time those that have a problem with sexual promiscuity couldn't get laid if a prison if they were holding a fistful of pardons. Sex feels good and it's ok to enjoy it for simply that.
2014-03-15 12:56:43 AM
1 votes:

ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.


Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?
2014-03-15 12:53:01 AM
1 votes:

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.



One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious.
2014-03-15 12:36:10 AM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


I suggest we call it "The Stride of Pride".
2014-03-15 12:31:34 AM
1 votes:
It should include a morning-after pill, and should be covered under Obamacare.
2014-03-15 12:18:44 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Ouch, brutal. Locking someone on a roof is going above and beyond to avoid those awkward post sex interactions.

I never really had the walk of shame experience. The closest I can think of is getting judged by hotel staff after hooking up with a girl in Costa Rica during study abroad. We checked in at like 3am and checked out around 8am, same staff was working the desk. Those looks didn't matter, she was a dime from Texas and I felt like I had won the Super Bowl.

/really miss college
2014-03-15 12:12:21 AM
1 votes:

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


I guess the point is to be wearing a respectable sundress and not dressed like you're headed to The Viper Room at 10 AM.
2014-03-14 11:25:38 PM
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.
2014-03-14 11:12:36 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


...or dad.
2014-03-14 10:44:09 PM
1 votes:
I smell gag gift for mom!
2014-03-14 09:36:23 PM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame
 
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