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(Daily Mail)   Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2014-03-15 01:53:17 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


It's okay to just come out and say, "I need a hug".

/not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)
 
2014-03-15 01:54:24 AM  
So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.
 
2014-03-15 01:57:24 AM  

ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.


Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...
 
2014-03-15 01:58:18 AM  

Brainsick: I worked as a Concierge, and it's painfully obvious who's just spent the night with a stranger when they come through the lobby in last nights club gear, reeking of booze, sex, and cigarettes (usually). That's why it's called a 'walk of shame'.


FizixJunkee: One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious


A nearly transparent T-shirt dress emblazoned with the "Walk of Shame" logo? Oh, yes, much less obvious.

Are we looking at the same picture in the article here?

Not to mention, if the kit comes with wipes for your face and under-parts, are you really going to want to wear
last night's panties under that not-so-coverall? And which is worse, swinging free or lacy purple fun bra?
 
2014-03-15 02:01:32 AM  
The whore-bath/wet-nap is a nice touch.
 
2014-03-15 02:02:29 AM  
In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.
 
2014-03-15 02:05:00 AM  

merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.


You're doing it wrong
 
2014-03-15 02:05:08 AM  

MisterTweak: /not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)


Missed that.... Wait-a-minute....
Thousand bucks a night and he's not nice enough to let a lady use his room's sink after farking? WTF?
At a thousand bucks a night, there better be a backup washbasin in the room in case she wakes up to the sound of his shower.
Can't buy class. You can't buy class.
 
2014-03-15 02:09:31 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Attention everybody, this is a man who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

/Stop worrying about other people's sex lives and how they take care of it especially when it doesn't have any impact on you.
 
2014-03-15 02:11:55 AM  

o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong


So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.
 
2014-03-15 02:14:44 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


And you'd be wrong. It was a guy
 
2014-03-15 02:16:25 AM  

merrillvillain: o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong

So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.


Checked your profile and you appear to be female so my post is even dumber than I intended.

//cool pics in profile
/// showing myself out
 
2014-03-15 02:38:35 AM  
I've had some one-night stands.

Apparently "my dick smells like the inside of your ass" is not a very romantic post-coital thing to say. Who knew.
 
2014-03-15 03:08:09 AM  

FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...


I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.
 
2014-03-15 03:41:40 AM  
If don't shame them how are they going to learn.
 
2014-03-15 03:42:35 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.


If we
 
2014-03-15 04:53:30 AM  
I don't have any good 'hook up' stories.

/loser
 
2014-03-15 06:01:11 AM  
Shiat when I was like 18 at some festival this cougar of the ago of 40 ends up picking me up and taking me back to her place. Anyways we do the deed and a wash of panic hits me like cold water. I felt guilty as sin like I had just commited a crime.

so she gets up to use the washroom and in a fit of panic I left out her second story window. So I run off and only looked back once. And she saw me.

nevermind a walk of shame. Try the climb of shame.
 
2014-03-15 06:19:17 AM  

TwistedFark: FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...

I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.


Probably the same as a regular girl's....if they are heavy she'd carry tampons AND pads. Keeping them in a box was probably for easily finding them, otherwise they just roll around in the bottom of your bag and if it's full of stuff the wrapper can break.
 
2014-03-15 08:16:55 AM  

TwistedFark: FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...

I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.


Birth control pills can help that. :)
 
2014-03-15 08:18:08 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.


Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.
 
2014-03-15 08:20:56 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.


Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.
 
2014-03-15 08:41:11 AM  

ciberido: Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.


You sound like you have long hair.

/Seriously, short hair can get the worst bedhead.  I don't have long hair, but I imagine you can at least shake it out and fluff it with your hands.  With short hair, there's nothing to work with.  So you're stuck with whatever you have.  With me, it's like Ferris Bueller in the shower, but dry and lopsided.
 
2014-03-15 08:56:00 AM  

ciberido: For women it's embarrassing or even humiliating to be seen walking around like that.


Women wear embarrassing / humiliating clothing to bars that they'd be ashamed to wear in public in daylight?


c.cslacker.com
 
2014-03-15 09:33:51 AM  
I wonder if this is the same girl who came up with the "Walk of Shame Shuttle"
 
2014-03-15 09:37:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.

Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.


He did plead guilty to two lesser related charges though.
 
2014-03-15 09:44:33 AM  
Never bring a one time hookup to your place. biatches be cray cray and now they know where you live!
 
2014-03-15 09:49:04 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.

Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.

He did plead guilty to two lesser related charges though.


Only one Endangering the welfare of a child.
 
2014-03-15 10:23:01 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Do you not understand how insurance works?
 
2014-03-15 11:19:23 AM  

merrillvillain: merrillvillain: o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong

So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.

Checked your profile and you appear to be female so my post is even dumber than I intended.

//cool pics in profile
/// showing myself out


Ha, no offense taken.

/thanks
 
2014-03-15 11:38:55 AM  
Once I was driving somewhere on a Sunday morning with my dad and we saw a young woman limping down the street in high heels and a sparkly cocktail dress.  My dad was confused "does she work in a club and got off late?  Maybe some kind of theme party went all night..."

I laughed and told my dad that that was the Walk of Shame and explained the concept.

He laughed and said "oh yeah, I had my share of one night stands in the day.  I  guess I just never thought about how those girls got home."
 
2014-03-15 11:42:10 AM  
Out of all the college students I've known in my life, only one of them had any sort of story about doing the walk of shame.

He apparently had his pecker hanging out the entire way.
 
2014-03-15 11:54:28 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


If you're going to shiat on a thread, at least try to be funny or entertaining or say something intelligent.   One of the three, anyway.  Vomiting all over the thread with your bitter political derp is a dick move.

Or at least be succinct and say "I don't want any of my taxes going to women."  That would've saved us from wading through quite so much crap.
 
2014-03-15 03:57:48 PM  

Even With A Chainsaw: Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.

Do you not understand how insurance works?


If you ever listen to these people's rants on the subject you would realize that they don't. They have absolutely know idea what so ever how insurance works or what it is, and the Republicans take advantage of that to give them a false idea of how it works.
 
2014-03-15 06:29:46 PM  

FizixJunkee: Did you really need to shiat à la politics tab on this thread?


With an account from 2001, no less. That's some deep cover sleeper trolling.
 
2014-03-16 02:16:29 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Seriously, whatever I wore to a club, I'd rather be seen in that than in a one-size-"fits"-all white - and thus inevitably non-opaque, as this one visibly is - t-shirt minidress. They could at least have made it black so it wouldn't show your underwear; even *white* underwear shows under white, the only thing that doesn't is underwear that matches your skin-tone. You wore a black bra in case the strap showed under your black top - which a lot of women do even during the work day - or your "sexy" underwear? Well it's certainly a "walk of shame" now! That's a swim coverup, or a sleep shirt - it is neither respectable anywhere but the beach, nor a sundress (sundresses are sleeveless, kthxbye).

And flip flops?? Even if I could stand shoes with toe-thongs, which I know is just a my-feet-suck thing, those things are NOT one-size, and not even remotely appropriate for any weather under 60F. Frostbitten toes: NOT SEXY.

Get a pair of those little flats-in-a-bag Dr. Scholl's sells, or at the size this thing is, a real pair of ballet flats, and pick your own mini-dress or shirt and leggings. Far better idea.
 
2014-03-16 03:50:45 AM  

ongbok: Even With A Chainsaw: Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.

Do you not understand how insurance works?

If you ever listen to these people's rants on the subject you would realize that they don't. They have absolutely know idea what so ever how insurance works or what it is, and the Republicans take advantage of that to give them a false idea of how it works.


I'm a Republican...and I'll readily admit the part I don't understand is if covering birth control ultimately saves money, then why, back before ACA, policies that exclude birth control wouldn't have had higher premiums?
 
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