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(Daily Mail)   Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-14 08:23:16 PM  
I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'


Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-14 08:23:19 PM  
I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.
 
2014-03-14 09:36:23 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame
 
2014-03-14 09:36:28 PM  
Is that why club girls wear those giant sunglasses?
 
2014-03-14 10:37:34 PM  

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


That was you!!??
 
2014-03-14 10:44:09 PM  
I smell gag gift for mom!
 
2014-03-14 11:12:36 PM  

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


...or dad.
 
2014-03-14 11:15:12 PM  

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


Kinky!
 
2014-03-14 11:25:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.
 
2014-03-15 12:05:55 AM  
This seems a little... Pre-meditated.  Which somehow makes it seem less shameful, which should negate the need for said kit.
 
2014-03-15 12:08:46 AM  
Doesn't somebody try to market one of these things every few years and claim that it is a revolutionary idea?
 
Skr
2014-03-15 12:09:24 AM  
I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.
 
2014-03-15 12:10:18 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Csb
 
2014-03-15 12:12:21 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


I guess the point is to be wearing a respectable sundress and not dressed like you're headed to The Viper Room at 10 AM.
 
2014-03-15 12:12:31 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


I worked as a Concierge, and it's painfully obvious who's just spent the night with a stranger when they come through the lobby in last nights club gear, reeking of booze, sex, and cigarettes (usually). That's why it's called a 'walk of shame'.

/Protip: if you don't care what other people think, and I mean truly, there's no shame
 
2014-03-15 12:13:58 AM  
The walk of shame is when you are in Thailand and have to walk your date down through the hotel lobby to retrieve her passport from the front desk while other employees from your company are having breakfast and chatting in the lobby.

You just really have to hope you didn't get a kathoey.

/never happened to me
//not 100% certain
 
2014-03-15 12:18:44 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Ouch, brutal. Locking someone on a roof is going above and beyond to avoid those awkward post sex interactions.

I never really had the walk of shame experience. The closest I can think of is getting judged by hotel staff after hooking up with a girl in Costa Rica during study abroad. We checked in at like 3am and checked out around 8am, same staff was working the desk. Those looks didn't matter, she was a dime from Texas and I felt like I had won the Super Bowl.

/really miss college
 
2014-03-15 12:21:05 AM  
For guys the kit should include a tourniquet for after you have to gnaw off your own arm rather than wake her up to pull it out from under her. You know, the whole "coyote ugly" thing.
 
2014-03-15 12:24:08 AM  
I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.

Also, that can is huge. Far better just to stash some sunglasses in your purse when you go out.

Anyway, I don't really see the shame in coming home hungover from the night before, regardless of what you were up to. It can be a bit awkward, sitting on a bus full of old ladies and little kids while you can barely afford motor function, but there's nothing to be ashamed about. Well, there might be, but they don't know that.
 
2014-03-15 12:25:20 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Depends what the girl is wearing. If she was in jeans and a tshirt, it wouldn't matter. If she was wearing heels and a slutty dress, it would be obvious she was out the night before and is just heading home. Most girls don't want to make it so obvious they had hooked up the night before.
 
2014-03-15 12:26:01 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Because if your average guy walks around in the morning wearing the same clothes he had on the night before, he looks more-or-less like he always does.

The same is less true for the average woman.   It's not really just the clothes.  It's also hair and makeup.  Makeup worn overnight does not usually look good the next day; you generally have to take it off before you go to bed and re-apply it the next morning.   Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.

It's also a question of perception or attitude.  Men generally don't mind if the look like they woke up wearing last night's clothes.  For women it's embarrassing or even humiliating to be seen walking around like that.

And all that is all BEFORE the "It means you had sex and slept over in a stranger's apartment/dorm room" part.
 
2014-03-15 12:29:34 AM  

swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.



I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.
 
2014-03-15 12:30:41 AM  
Stop at the store on the way home, and buy her a "Thank you" kit. Buy a few, keep them in small cardboard mailing boxes, as a consolation prize. Along with a douche and some tic-tacs.
 
2014-03-15 12:31:34 AM  
It should include a morning-after pill, and should be covered under Obamacare.
 
2014-03-15 12:32:12 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


because daddy doesn't want to raise your bastard.
 
2014-03-15 12:35:44 AM  
Go sluts go!
 
2014-03-15 12:36:10 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


I suggest we call it "The Stride of Pride".
 
2014-03-15 12:38:07 AM  

Mugato: Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.

I guess the point is to be wearing a respectable sundress and not dressed like you're headed to The Viper Room at 10 AM.


Thats a bingo
 
2014-03-15 12:38:35 AM  
whore
 
2014-03-15 12:38:38 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


I can't top that, but maybe I can get close...

I was at a company picnic one time (alcohol provided) when my boss - a *much* older woman - and I decided to row around the lake.  Well, halfway around we decided to slip off into the woods.  Things got heated, we got busy, and then... applause?

We scrambled up to discover a Boy Scout troop had made their camp not 50 yards away.  We never even saw them until that moment.

/Row of shame indeed.
//Spent the rest of the weekend in a hotel room.
 
2014-03-15 12:53:01 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.



One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious.
 
2014-03-15 12:54:11 AM  

Le Bomb Suprize: The walk of shame is when you are in Thailand and have to walk your date down through the hotel lobby to retrieve her passport from the front desk while other employees from your company are having breakfast and chatting in the lobby.


She was old enough to have her own passport?
 
2014-03-15 12:56:43 AM  

ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.


Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?
 
2014-03-15 01:06:21 AM  

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


What Fiz and ciberido said. 

It simply being prepared and you can sleep around while being safe. Most of the time those that have a problem with sexual promiscuity couldn't get laid if a prison if they were holding a fistful of pardons. Sex feels good and it's ok to enjoy it for simply that.
 
2014-03-15 01:07:16 AM  

Bane of Broone: FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?

What Fiz and ciberido said. 

It simply being prepared and you can sleep around while being safe. Most of the time those that have a problem with sexual promiscuity couldn't get laid if in a prison if they were holding a fistful of pardons. Sex feels good and it's ok to enjoy it for simply that.


FTFM
 
2014-03-15 01:09:11 AM  
If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag
 
2014-03-15 01:12:16 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


lol
 
2014-03-15 01:13:28 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


memedepot.comwww.troll.meimg.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 01:17:38 AM  
"Sorry for the herpes! Gotta run!"
 
2014-03-15 01:20:35 AM  

fusillade762: I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'

Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.


You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.
 
2014-03-15 01:23:35 AM  

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


Nothing really.  But since shes willing to sleep around, anyone she wont sleep with hates her for it.  But they cant admit they are self conscious because they've been rejected.  So they call her a whore.
 
2014-03-15 01:25:48 AM  
There is no walk of shame there is only THE STRIDE OF PRIDE.
 
2014-03-15 01:27:39 AM  
So... do they deliver, 24 hours?
 
2014-03-15 01:30:22 AM  

mcmnky: You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.


Whatever's softest...
 
2014-03-15 01:32:10 AM  
Most girls I know who do the one night stand a lot usually just have a bunch of make-up products and a spare pair of panties in their purse.

In fact, when she opens her purse, if you can see the spare panties, then you know you're going to get some once you reach what I call her "cocktail barrier to entry".

Amazingly enough, there are a lot of women that like to get good 'n drunk and horny. It's sad we make them feel bad for it...
 
2014-03-15 01:37:10 AM  
If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.
 
2014-03-15 01:41:54 AM  
The inclusion of a pink bracelet supporting "a breast cancer foundation" makes this product unassailably noble, beautiful, and the ultimate expression of sisterhood. All you critics are the ones who should be ashamed.
 
2014-03-15 01:42:26 AM  

shtychkn: FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?

Nothing really.  But since shes willing to sleep around, anyone she wont sleep with hates her for it.  But they cant admit they are self conscious because they've been rejected.  So they call her a whore.


All of these. But not the original comment, that one must be washed before you bring it to me.
 
2014-03-15 01:50:43 AM  

mcmnky: fusillade762: I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'

Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.

You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.


I wake up, she hands me a cup of coffee and says: "Drink up, you've got to go". I stumble downstairs carrying half my clothes trying to figure out which MUNI bus gets me back to my car and realize she was wearing my t-shirt when she kicked me out.
 
2014-03-15 01:52:25 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.



Did you really need to shiat à la politics tab on this thread?
 
2014-03-15 01:53:17 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


It's okay to just come out and say, "I need a hug".

/not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)
 
2014-03-15 01:54:24 AM  
So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.
 
2014-03-15 01:57:24 AM  

ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.


Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...
 
2014-03-15 01:58:18 AM  

Brainsick: I worked as a Concierge, and it's painfully obvious who's just spent the night with a stranger when they come through the lobby in last nights club gear, reeking of booze, sex, and cigarettes (usually). That's why it's called a 'walk of shame'.


FizixJunkee: One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious


A nearly transparent T-shirt dress emblazoned with the "Walk of Shame" logo? Oh, yes, much less obvious.

Are we looking at the same picture in the article here?

Not to mention, if the kit comes with wipes for your face and under-parts, are you really going to want to wear
last night's panties under that not-so-coverall? And which is worse, swinging free or lacy purple fun bra?
 
2014-03-15 02:01:32 AM  
The whore-bath/wet-nap is a nice touch.
 
2014-03-15 02:02:29 AM  
In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.
 
2014-03-15 02:05:00 AM  

merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.


You're doing it wrong
 
2014-03-15 02:05:08 AM  

MisterTweak: /not sure the "average woman" stays at the W South Beach (rooms available tonight ranging from $942 to $3,072. Not including gratuities, check-out time is 12:00 noon, 11:00am for misogynist Republicans who need to get to church on time with the wife!)


Missed that.... Wait-a-minute....
Thousand bucks a night and he's not nice enough to let a lady use his room's sink after farking? WTF?
At a thousand bucks a night, there better be a backup washbasin in the room in case she wakes up to the sound of his shower.
Can't buy class. You can't buy class.
 
2014-03-15 02:09:31 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Attention everybody, this is a man who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

/Stop worrying about other people's sex lives and how they take care of it especially when it doesn't have any impact on you.
 
2014-03-15 02:11:55 AM  

o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong


So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.
 
2014-03-15 02:14:44 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


And you'd be wrong. It was a guy
 
2014-03-15 02:16:25 AM  

merrillvillain: o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong

So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.


Checked your profile and you appear to be female so my post is even dumber than I intended.

//cool pics in profile
/// showing myself out
 
2014-03-15 02:38:35 AM  
I've had some one-night stands.

Apparently "my dick smells like the inside of your ass" is not a very romantic post-coital thing to say. Who knew.
 
2014-03-15 03:08:09 AM  

FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...


I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.
 
2014-03-15 03:41:40 AM  
If don't shame them how are they going to learn.
 
2014-03-15 03:42:35 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.


If we
 
2014-03-15 04:53:30 AM  
I don't have any good 'hook up' stories.

/loser
 
2014-03-15 06:01:11 AM  
Shiat when I was like 18 at some festival this cougar of the ago of 40 ends up picking me up and taking me back to her place. Anyways we do the deed and a wash of panic hits me like cold water. I felt guilty as sin like I had just commited a crime.

so she gets up to use the washroom and in a fit of panic I left out her second story window. So I run off and only looked back once. And she saw me.

nevermind a walk of shame. Try the climb of shame.
 
2014-03-15 06:19:17 AM  

TwistedFark: FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...

I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.


Probably the same as a regular girl's....if they are heavy she'd carry tampons AND pads. Keeping them in a box was probably for easily finding them, otherwise they just roll around in the bottom of your bag and if it's full of stuff the wrapper can break.
 
2014-03-15 08:16:55 AM  

TwistedFark: FizixJunkee: ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.

Yup.

In addition to all the usual purse items--cell phone, wallet, keys, etc.--I carry a 14 language phrase book.  'Cause you never know what nationality that dark-haired hunk in the slim fitted oxford speaks...

I met a girl on an internet dating site back in the day. The next morning she needs to get ready for work and dumps the contents of her purse on the table:

Dress, pair of flats, change of undies, 2 small bags of makeup products, hair curler, 3 magazines, snacks, a couple of books, two phones (why two? Bet you know what I was thinking at that point...) and I shiat you not, an entire box full of tampons. I get sick just thinking about how heavy her periods must be.


Birth control pills can help that. :)
 
2014-03-15 08:18:08 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.


Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.
 
2014-03-15 08:20:56 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.


Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.
 
2014-03-15 08:41:11 AM  

ciberido: Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.


You sound like you have long hair.

/Seriously, short hair can get the worst bedhead.  I don't have long hair, but I imagine you can at least shake it out and fluff it with your hands.  With short hair, there's nothing to work with.  So you're stuck with whatever you have.  With me, it's like Ferris Bueller in the shower, but dry and lopsided.
 
2014-03-15 08:56:00 AM  

ciberido: For women it's embarrassing or even humiliating to be seen walking around like that.


Women wear embarrassing / humiliating clothing to bars that they'd be ashamed to wear in public in daylight?


c.cslacker.com
 
2014-03-15 09:33:51 AM  
I wonder if this is the same girl who came up with the "Walk of Shame Shuttle"
 
2014-03-15 09:37:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.

Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.


He did plead guilty to two lesser related charges though.
 
2014-03-15 09:44:33 AM  
Never bring a one time hookup to your place. biatches be cray cray and now they know where you live!
 
2014-03-15 09:49:04 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: QueenMamaBee: Mid_mo_mad_man: If don't shame them how are they going to learn.

Oh lookie... it's the Matthew Barnett fan.

Not a fan of him. Thou I did notice that he wasn't charged for rape. Not surpising in that case.

He did plead guilty to two lesser related charges though.


Only one Endangering the welfare of a child.
 
2014-03-15 10:23:01 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


Do you not understand how insurance works?
 
2014-03-15 11:19:23 AM  

merrillvillain: merrillvillain: o'really: merrillvillain: In my experience broads look worse for wear in the morning due to the mascara running after crying.

You're doing it wrong

So crying after sex is not normal or expected ? Help a brother out with some advice Romeo.

Checked your profile and you appear to be female so my post is even dumber than I intended.

//cool pics in profile
/// showing myself out


Ha, no offense taken.

/thanks
 
2014-03-15 11:38:55 AM  
Once I was driving somewhere on a Sunday morning with my dad and we saw a young woman limping down the street in high heels and a sparkly cocktail dress.  My dad was confused "does she work in a club and got off late?  Maybe some kind of theme party went all night..."

I laughed and told my dad that that was the Walk of Shame and explained the concept.

He laughed and said "oh yeah, I had my share of one night stands in the day.  I  guess I just never thought about how those girls got home."
 
2014-03-15 11:42:10 AM  
Out of all the college students I've known in my life, only one of them had any sort of story about doing the walk of shame.

He apparently had his pecker hanging out the entire way.
 
2014-03-15 11:54:28 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.


If you're going to shiat on a thread, at least try to be funny or entertaining or say something intelligent.   One of the three, anyway.  Vomiting all over the thread with your bitter political derp is a dick move.

Or at least be succinct and say "I don't want any of my taxes going to women."  That would've saved us from wading through quite so much crap.
 
2014-03-15 03:57:48 PM  

Even With A Chainsaw: Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.

Do you not understand how insurance works?


If you ever listen to these people's rants on the subject you would realize that they don't. They have absolutely know idea what so ever how insurance works or what it is, and the Republicans take advantage of that to give them a false idea of how it works.
 
2014-03-15 06:29:46 PM  

FizixJunkee: Did you really need to shiat à la politics tab on this thread?


With an account from 2001, no less. That's some deep cover sleeper trolling.
 
2014-03-16 02:16:29 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Seriously, whatever I wore to a club, I'd rather be seen in that than in a one-size-"fits"-all white - and thus inevitably non-opaque, as this one visibly is - t-shirt minidress. They could at least have made it black so it wouldn't show your underwear; even *white* underwear shows under white, the only thing that doesn't is underwear that matches your skin-tone. You wore a black bra in case the strap showed under your black top - which a lot of women do even during the work day - or your "sexy" underwear? Well it's certainly a "walk of shame" now! That's a swim coverup, or a sleep shirt - it is neither respectable anywhere but the beach, nor a sundress (sundresses are sleeveless, kthxbye).

And flip flops?? Even if I could stand shoes with toe-thongs, which I know is just a my-feet-suck thing, those things are NOT one-size, and not even remotely appropriate for any weather under 60F. Frostbitten toes: NOT SEXY.

Get a pair of those little flats-in-a-bag Dr. Scholl's sells, or at the size this thing is, a real pair of ballet flats, and pick your own mini-dress or shirt and leggings. Far better idea.
 
2014-03-16 03:50:45 AM  

ongbok: Even With A Chainsaw: Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.

Do you not understand how insurance works?

If you ever listen to these people's rants on the subject you would realize that they don't. They have absolutely know idea what so ever how insurance works or what it is, and the Republicans take advantage of that to give them a false idea of how it works.


I'm a Republican...and I'll readily admit the part I don't understand is if covering birth control ultimately saves money, then why, back before ACA, policies that exclude birth control wouldn't have had higher premiums?
 
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