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(Daily Mail)   Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2014-03-14 08:23:16 PM  
I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'


Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.
 
2014-03-14 08:23:19 PM  
I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.
 
2014-03-14 09:36:23 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame
 
2014-03-14 09:36:28 PM  
Is that why club girls wear those giant sunglasses?
 
2014-03-14 10:37:34 PM  

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


That was you!!??
 
2014-03-14 10:44:09 PM  
I smell gag gift for mom!
 
2014-03-14 11:12:36 PM  

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


...or dad.
 
2014-03-14 11:15:12 PM  

jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!


Kinky!
 
2014-03-14 11:25:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame


When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.
 
2014-03-15 12:05:55 AM  
This seems a little... Pre-meditated.  Which somehow makes it seem less shameful, which should negate the need for said kit.
 
2014-03-15 12:08:46 AM  
Doesn't somebody try to market one of these things every few years and claim that it is a revolutionary idea?
 
Skr
2014-03-15 12:09:24 AM  
I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.
 
2014-03-15 12:10:18 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Csb
 
2014-03-15 12:12:21 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


I guess the point is to be wearing a respectable sundress and not dressed like you're headed to The Viper Room at 10 AM.
 
2014-03-15 12:12:31 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


I worked as a Concierge, and it's painfully obvious who's just spent the night with a stranger when they come through the lobby in last nights club gear, reeking of booze, sex, and cigarettes (usually). That's why it's called a 'walk of shame'.

/Protip: if you don't care what other people think, and I mean truly, there's no shame
 
2014-03-15 12:13:58 AM  
The walk of shame is when you are in Thailand and have to walk your date down through the hotel lobby to retrieve her passport from the front desk while other employees from your company are having breakfast and chatting in the lobby.

You just really have to hope you didn't get a kathoey.

/never happened to me
//not 100% certain
 
2014-03-15 12:18:44 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


Ouch, brutal. Locking someone on a roof is going above and beyond to avoid those awkward post sex interactions.

I never really had the walk of shame experience. The closest I can think of is getting judged by hotel staff after hooking up with a girl in Costa Rica during study abroad. We checked in at like 3am and checked out around 8am, same staff was working the desk. Those looks didn't matter, she was a dime from Texas and I felt like I had won the Super Bowl.

/really miss college
 
2014-03-15 12:21:05 AM  
For guys the kit should include a tourniquet for after you have to gnaw off your own arm rather than wake her up to pull it out from under her. You know, the whole "coyote ugly" thing.
 
2014-03-15 12:24:08 AM  
I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.

Also, that can is huge. Far better just to stash some sunglasses in your purse when you go out.

Anyway, I don't really see the shame in coming home hungover from the night before, regardless of what you were up to. It can be a bit awkward, sitting on a bus full of old ladies and little kids while you can barely afford motor function, but there's nothing to be ashamed about. Well, there might be, but they don't know that.
 
2014-03-15 12:25:20 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Depends what the girl is wearing. If she was in jeans and a tshirt, it wouldn't matter. If she was wearing heels and a slutty dress, it would be obvious she was out the night before and is just heading home. Most girls don't want to make it so obvious they had hooked up the night before.
 
2014-03-15 12:26:01 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.


Because if your average guy walks around in the morning wearing the same clothes he had on the night before, he looks more-or-less like he always does.

The same is less true for the average woman.   It's not really just the clothes.  It's also hair and makeup.  Makeup worn overnight does not usually look good the next day; you generally have to take it off before you go to bed and re-apply it the next morning.   Bedhead is more of a problem if you have long hair, and especially if you wear it in a "fancy" hairstyle.

It's also a question of perception or attitude.  Men generally don't mind if the look like they woke up wearing last night's clothes.  For women it's embarrassing or even humiliating to be seen walking around like that.

And all that is all BEFORE the "It means you had sex and slept over in a stranger's apartment/dorm room" part.
 
2014-03-15 12:29:34 AM  

swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.



I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.
 
2014-03-15 12:30:41 AM  
Stop at the store on the way home, and buy her a "Thank you" kit. Buy a few, keep them in small cardboard mailing boxes, as a consolation prize. Along with a douche and some tic-tacs.
 
2014-03-15 12:31:34 AM  
It should include a morning-after pill, and should be covered under Obamacare.
 
2014-03-15 12:32:12 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


because daddy doesn't want to raise your bastard.
 
2014-03-15 12:35:44 AM  
Go sluts go!
 
2014-03-15 12:36:10 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.


I suggest we call it "The Stride of Pride".
 
2014-03-15 12:38:07 AM  

Mugato: Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.

I guess the point is to be wearing a respectable sundress and not dressed like you're headed to The Viper Room at 10 AM.


Thats a bingo
 
2014-03-15 12:38:35 AM  
whore
 
2014-03-15 12:38:38 AM  

Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.

No double standards!

/this attitude still won't get me laid.

The walk of shame is not gender specific.

/I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame

When I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there.  When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked.  Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.

The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking.  They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat.  I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up.  Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.

If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame.  Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours.  When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes.  I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.


I can't top that, but maybe I can get close...

I was at a company picnic one time (alcohol provided) when my boss - a *much* older woman - and I decided to row around the lake.  Well, halfway around we decided to slip off into the woods.  Things got heated, we got busy, and then... applause?

We scrambled up to discover a Boy Scout troop had made their camp not 50 yards away.  We never even saw them until that moment.

/Row of shame indeed.
//Spent the rest of the weekend in a hotel room.
 
2014-03-15 12:53:01 AM  

Skr: I just don't quite get the whole clothing aspect. Did they show up naked? Why can't they just re-wear the clothing they had on the night before. They're most likely going back to their place to shower and change anyway.



One of the things that screams, "Walk of shame!" is a girl (or guy) wearing wrinkled, or otherwise un-fresh, club/bar/party clothes at 10:30 in the morning.   The long t-shirt/dress thing is less obvious.
 
2014-03-15 12:54:11 AM  

Le Bomb Suprize: The walk of shame is when you are in Thailand and have to walk your date down through the hotel lobby to retrieve her passport from the front desk while other employees from your company are having breakfast and chatting in the lobby.


She was old enough to have her own passport?
 
2014-03-15 12:56:43 AM  

ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.


Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?
 
2014-03-15 01:06:21 AM  

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


What Fiz and ciberido said. 

It simply being prepared and you can sleep around while being safe. Most of the time those that have a problem with sexual promiscuity couldn't get laid if a prison if they were holding a fistful of pardons. Sex feels good and it's ok to enjoy it for simply that.
 
2014-03-15 01:07:16 AM  

Bane of Broone: FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?

What Fiz and ciberido said. 

It simply being prepared and you can sleep around while being safe. Most of the time those that have a problem with sexual promiscuity couldn't get laid if in a prison if they were holding a fistful of pardons. Sex feels good and it's ok to enjoy it for simply that.


FTFM
 
2014-03-15 01:09:11 AM  
If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag
 
2014-03-15 01:12:16 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


lol
 
2014-03-15 01:13:28 AM  

Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag


memedepot.comwww.troll.meimg.fark.net
 
2014-03-15 01:17:38 AM  
"Sorry for the herpes! Gotta run!"
 
2014-03-15 01:20:35 AM  

fusillade762: I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'

Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.


You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.
 
2014-03-15 01:23:35 AM  

FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?


Nothing really.  But since shes willing to sleep around, anyone she wont sleep with hates her for it.  But they cant admit they are self conscious because they've been rejected.  So they call her a whore.
 
2014-03-15 01:25:48 AM  
There is no walk of shame there is only THE STRIDE OF PRIDE.
 
2014-03-15 01:27:39 AM  
So... do they deliver, 24 hours?
 
2014-03-15 01:30:22 AM  

mcmnky: You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.


Whatever's softest...
 
2014-03-15 01:32:10 AM  
Most girls I know who do the one night stand a lot usually just have a bunch of make-up products and a spare pair of panties in their purse.

In fact, when she opens her purse, if you can see the spare panties, then you know you're going to get some once you reach what I call her "cocktail barrier to entry".

Amazingly enough, there are a lot of women that like to get good 'n drunk and horny. It's sad we make them feel bad for it...
 
2014-03-15 01:37:10 AM  
If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.
 
2014-03-15 01:41:54 AM  
The inclusion of a pink bracelet supporting "a breast cancer foundation" makes this product unassailably noble, beautiful, and the ultimate expression of sisterhood. All you critics are the ones who should be ashamed.
 
2014-03-15 01:42:26 AM  

shtychkn: FizixJunkee: ciberido: swahnhennessy: I'm not sure I'd want to put my penis in a woman who'd come so prepared, and it's really got almost zero to do with the fact that she'd most likely be a skank. It's that she'd have those assumptions in the first place. Takes any sort of the immediacy out of the act, and is insulting to all parties. It's planning on waking up wherever and knowing you have to leave so quick that you can't even wash your face or fix your hair. Either he's going to be a jerk or you are. Yeah, let's get some of that.


I don't see how it's in principle any different from carrying a condom around with you wherever you go.

Agreed.

And, besides, what's wrong with being a skank?  So what if a girl likes to get laid as much as a guy?

Nothing really.  But since shes willing to sleep around, anyone she wont sleep with hates her for it.  But they cant admit they are self conscious because they've been rejected.  So they call her a whore.


All of these. But not the original comment, that one must be washed before you bring it to me.
 
2014-03-15 01:50:43 AM  

mcmnky: fusillade762: I prefer to own up to my drunken hijinks. No shame in getting it on.


'For you guys, aren't you tired of her taking your favorite T-shirt the morning after to walk home in?' it reads.

'Your problem is now solved, keep a Walk of Shame Kit in your house and you don't have to worry about calling her to get your favorite tee back again.'

Don't give her your favorite. Problem solved.

You don't give her your favorite.  Being a woman, she blindly reaches into your t-shirt drawer, and just happens to pull out your favorite.


I wake up, she hands me a cup of coffee and says: "Drink up, you've got to go". I stumble downstairs carrying half my clothes trying to figure out which MUNI bus gets me back to my car and realize she was wearing my t-shirt when she kicked me out.
 
2014-03-15 01:52:25 AM  

Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan.  Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.

Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free.   God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.



Did you really need to shiat à la politics tab on this thread?
 
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