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(Denver Channel)   What could be worse than finding a couple of mutilated lizard parts in your salad? How about finding a couple of mutilated lizard parts in your salad after you've already eaten part of it? (includes helpful NSFL photo)   ( divider line
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3923 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2014 at 8:41 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-14 08:52:36 PM  
2 votes:
It's gross, but it happens all the time, though usually small enough bits that we don't notice. Most food comes from outside, stuff outside gets contacted by various wildlife. A bit of lizard or bug parts won't hurt anyone, some cultures eat this stuff regularly.

Get a new salad and get on with life.
2014-03-14 10:49:39 PM  
1 vote:
You know what doesn't have lizards hiding in it? Steak. I've never taken a bite out of a steak and seen a lizard poking out where I cut.

Y'all vegan hippie types ask to be closer to nature... what did you think pre-industrial food looks like? We spent quite a lot of time and money killing everything on the farm that we don't want to eat, but if you're going to reject all that technological advance, I think you deserve the little "extras" you get. In this case, a little fella that loves to eat the extras as much as you hippies must like them.
2014-03-14 09:20:31 PM  
1 vote:
You ask for organic... you get organic.
2014-03-14 09:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
What could be worse?
Being the lizard.
2014-03-14 09:02:26 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, you know how much adding meat to a salad costs. Free lizard.
2014-03-14 08:19:59 PM  
1 vote:
So what kind of moron doesn't inspect their food, before they eat it, to make sure there isn't anything in it they don't want to eat?

/Granted, lizard heads shouldn't be in a salad, unless advertised as such.
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