MasterAdkins: So what kind of moron doesn't inspect their food, before they eat it, to make sure there isn't anything in it they don't want to eat?
TinyFist: Psssht. I bet she ate half the salad, then she put the lizard parts in and "alerted" the waitstaff to it to get her meal comped.Seen it a million times.
James10952001: It's gross, but it happens all the time, though usually small enough bits that we don't notice. Most food comes from outside, stuff outside gets contacted by various wildlife. A bit of lizard or bug parts won't hurt anyone, some cultures eat this stuff regularly.Get a new salad and get on with life.
fusillade762: You gotta tell them to hold the lizard.
Colour_out_of_Space: Looks like an anole. From childhood experience, they turn brown when they're dead. Must have been really fresh.
doglover: A New York City woman who said she was enjoying a kale saladWell, we already know she's a terrible liar.
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