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(CBS Chicago)   Not news: Man protests closing of a rest stop. Weird: It was the place he was conceived, Fark: After a Phil Collins concert   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 8
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2014-03-15 03:14:59 AM  
1 votes:
1990s.  Phil Collins.  No Jacket Required.
You should have been conceived with a Naked Raygun.
2014-03-15 12:33:21 AM  
1 votes:
Aww, that's too bad.  I liked that oasis.  It reminds me that I've successfully escaped from Chicago yet again.
2014-03-15 12:00:37 AM  
1 votes:
Cue the South Park Phil Collins & Ritalin episode...
2014-03-14 09:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
I was conceived at a GG Allin concert, and I feel sorry for this guy.
2014-03-14 09:11:52 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.


The rest stops near my town was rampant with hookers looking get together with truckers. So his mom was a whore.
2014-03-14 08:44:18 PM  
1 votes:
My mom can feel my dad coming in her tonight, oh Lord.
They've been primed for this moment to give me life, oh Lord.

Well, when they told me they were conceiving, I could not lend a hand.
She's seen his "O" face before my friend
Though she didn't know who I am.

Well, I'm glad I wasn't sentient to see what they did,
To see it with my own two eyes.
They tried to wipe up the cream, to keep me from being,
In their backseat paradise.

My mom can feel my dad coming in her tonight, oh Lord.
They've been primed for this moment to give me life, oh Lord.

Well, I remember, I remember, don't worry,
How could I ever forget? It's the first time, the last time, I smelled them sweat.
But I know the reason why he kept his erection up, No he didn't fool me.
The jizz didn't show, but his penis still grows,
He's the father of you and me!

BA BUMP BA BUMP BA BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!
2014-03-14 08:36:14 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.


21 years ago was the Both Sides album.  Then again, at that point I was still listening to ...But Seriously.  (I was an odd teenager, what can I say?)
2014-03-14 08:30:19 PM  
1 votes:
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.
 
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