Mugato: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?So much wrong with this story.
bearded clamorer: I was conceived at a GG Allin concert, and I feel sorry for this guy.
fusillade762: They couldn't wait until they got home? Didn't anyone tell them you can't hurry love?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: You didn't see me protesting when they closed the damned drive-in theater, did you?
Sum Dum Gai: Aww, that's too bad. I liked that oasis. It reminds me that I've successfully escaped from Chicago yet again.
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