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(CBS Chicago)   Not news: Man protests closing of a rest stop. Weird: It was the place he was conceived, Fark: After a Phil Collins concert   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 32
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2014-03-14 08:28:24 PM
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2014-03-14 08:30:19 PM
"I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.
 
2014-03-14 08:36:14 PM

Mugato: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.


21 years ago was the Both Sides album.  Then again, at that point I was still listening to ...But Seriously.  (I was an odd teenager, what can I say?)
 
2014-03-14 08:44:18 PM
My mom can feel my dad coming in her tonight, oh Lord.
They've been primed for this moment to give me life, oh Lord.

Well, when they told me they were conceiving, I could not lend a hand.
She's seen his "O" face before my friend
Though she didn't know who I am.

Well, I'm glad I wasn't sentient to see what they did,
To see it with my own two eyes.
They tried to wipe up the cream, to keep me from being,
In their backseat paradise.

My mom can feel my dad coming in her tonight, oh Lord.
They've been primed for this moment to give me life, oh Lord.

Well, I remember, I remember, don't worry,
How could I ever forget? It's the first time, the last time, I smelled them sweat.
But I know the reason why he kept his erection up, No he didn't fool me.
The jizz didn't show, but his penis still grows,
He's the father of you and me!

BA BUMP BA BUMP BA BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!
 
2014-03-14 09:06:54 PM
I don't care anymore.
 
2014-03-14 09:11:52 PM

Mugato: "I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh L--

Wait, heterosexual sex at a rest stop? I call bullsh-

Wait, his parents told him the details of his conceptio-

Wait, Phil Collins was still touring 21 years ago?

So much wrong with this story.


The rest stops near my town was rampant with hookers looking get together with truckers. So his mom was a whore.
 
2014-03-14 09:51:30 PM
You didn't see me protesting when they closed the damned drive-in theater, did you?
 
2014-03-14 09:54:08 PM
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2014-03-14 09:54:25 PM
They couldn't wait until they got home? Didn't anyone tell them you can't hurry love?
 
2014-03-14 09:56:51 PM
Where did Mom and Dad do the deed?
In those days the tollway Oasis didn't have the [Family] rest room next [Men]  and [Women].
 
2014-03-14 09:57:35 PM
I was conceived at a GG Allin concert, and I feel sorry for this guy.
 
2014-03-14 11:13:25 PM
No idea where I was conceived, though it might be interesting asking my 90+ y/o parents that question. I'm fairly sure where my daughter was conceived. Havn't told her but that should also be a fun chat. Maybe I should double-check with her Mom (my ex). Also potentially an amusing conversation.
 
2014-03-14 11:15:44 PM
Phil Collins was the first concert I ever went to. Reunion arena, not sure of the year

/csb
 
2014-03-15 12:00:37 AM
Cue the South Park Phil Collins & Ritalin episode...
 
2014-03-15 12:02:05 AM
Su-su-sue dio man responsible
 
2014-03-15 12:07:40 AM
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo.

*drums*
 
2014-03-15 12:09:37 AM

bearded clamorer: I was conceived at a GG Allin concert, and I feel sorry for this guy.


Was your mom impregnated by ass farking, butt sucking, coont licking, masturbation?
 
2014-03-15 12:20:42 AM

fusillade762: They couldn't wait until they got home? Didn't anyone tell them you can't hurry love?


It was a goofy kind of love.
 
2014-03-15 12:23:47 AM
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2014-03-15 12:32:36 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You didn't see me protesting when they closed the damned drive-in theater, did you?


You just made a whole generation of Farkers Google "drive-in theater".
 
2014-03-15 12:33:21 AM
Aww, that's too bad.  I liked that oasis.  It reminds me that I've successfully escaped from Chicago yet again.
 
2014-03-15 12:35:06 AM
Came for song lyrics, leaving impregnated...

They started with Strangers Like Me and left with You'll be in my....Heart

/or was Tarzan after....probably after
/go-ri-la!
 
2014-03-15 12:38:14 AM
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
 
2014-03-15 12:38:38 AM
Well, take a look at him now!
 
2014-03-15 12:41:11 AM

Sum Dum Gai: Aww, that's too bad.  I liked that oasis.  It reminds me that I've successfully escaped from Chicago yet again.


That oasis is weird because now it's just a engine rev from Chicago (well, O'Hare) and it's surrounded by suburban sprawl.

I remember in my yute that getting that far from the city took a long time.

Yeah. I'm old enough that I remember riding with uncle from Chicago out to the other uncle's in Rolling Meadows before the tollway and the Kennedy Expressway were built.  It was two lane roads and hours...but we'd fall asleep.
 
2014-03-15 12:43:14 AM
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2014-03-15 01:37:22 AM
I was conceived in a hotel room in San Fransisco. Having knowledge of that never bothered me too much, nor was it a big deal to learn it. Just came up in conversation at some point, somehow.

However, I have not made a pilgrimage to the hotel, nor would I particularly care if it has since closed.
 
2014-03-15 02:34:32 AM
I drive under that stupid thing every morning on the way to work and I'm happy it's closing. The goddamn reflective glass plus the sunrise make for a searing glare. Anybody who gets food there should be just fine with eating from a gas station instead.

Not sure what they mean by "widening the Jane Addams" though. It's already 3 lanes. Although they could try to do something about the fun bottleneck where 10 toll lanes merge back together.
 
2014-03-15 02:39:51 AM

Sum Dum Gai: Aww, that's too bad.  I liked that oasis.  It reminds me that I've successfully escaped from Chicago yet again.


Yeah, now Hinsdale is the oasis to remind you you've returned to Chicago and civilization again.
 
2014-03-15 02:43:57 AM
netringer:
I remember in my yute that getting that far from the city took a long time.

Yeah. I'm old enough that I remember riding with uncle from Chicago out to the other uncle's in Rolling Meadows before the tollway and the Kennedy Expressway were built.  It was two lane roads and hours...but we'd fall asleep.


Do you remember?
 
2014-03-15 03:14:59 AM
1990s.  Phil Collins.  No Jacket Required.
You should have been conceived with a Naked Raygun.
 
2014-03-15 08:57:32 AM
Okay, this Millennials' entitlement is getting too far out of control.  We are not about to build shrines for the time your mom took your dad's dick and started you.  I have no idea where I was conceived, and I am totally fine not knowing.  For reals, I would pay them to not tell me.
 
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