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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for stealing $287 worth of feminine hygiene products. Maybe he can pull some strings and have the charges dismissed   ( divider line
    More: Florida, feminine hygiene, Naples Daily News  
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2014-03-14 10:06:55 PM  
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Mark Ratner: The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?

I dig a little stank down there too.

If it's too clean and it has no taste then I get confused and think I need to break out the soy sauce and wasabi.
2014-03-14 09:42:00 PM  
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He's better off in prison than coming home empty handed
2014-03-14 09:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
The very rare tampon headline trifecta is in play
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