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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for stealing $287 worth of feminine hygiene products. Maybe he can pull some strings and have the charges dismissed   ( divider line 59
    More: Florida, feminine hygiene, Naples Daily News  
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2014-03-14 11:19:22 PM  

supershaft: Tampon bombs. That is all.

She's got a snuke in her snizz!
2014-03-14 11:25:17 PM  
Aunt Flo trifecta in play
2014-03-14 11:25:44 PM  
Not a smooth applicator. Bagful of crack pipes, huh?

/spotting the bottom from here
2014-03-14 11:26:03 PM  
Cartman's getting back into Nascar?
2014-03-14 11:44:40 PM  

Old Man Winter: I just want to point out a male yeast infection could drive him to do it.

/ thought I had serious std
//constant terrible pain no easy cure
///even doctors say it is way worse for men

I now have the terrifying image of a human-sized yeast infection playing wheelman for a vagisil heist
2014-03-15 12:09:21 AM  
Is this classified as a Feminine Man Hygiene Spree?
2014-03-15 06:00:57 AM  
Bet your not feeling so fresh now....
2014-03-15 06:08:52 AM  
are the Fark headline writers now working for newspapers?
2014-03-15 02:19:35 PM  
I said, ":PULL SOME STRINGS and have the charges dismissed"
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