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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for stealing $287 worth of feminine hygiene products. Maybe he can pull some strings and have the charges dismissed   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 59
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2014-03-14 04:38:01 PM  
Not bloody likely.
 
2014-03-14 04:45:11 PM  
He's going to jail.  Period!
 
2014-03-14 04:45:51 PM  
what a douche.
 
2014-03-14 05:04:07 PM  
The best thing he can do now is just go with the flow.
 
2014-03-14 05:37:53 PM  
That's crazy. Maybe they'll put him in a padded cell.
 
2014-03-14 08:17:56 PM  
Sounds mentally ill. I don't think he should be discharged.
 
2014-03-14 09:11:37 PM  
Meh. Fark gets funny headlines like this once a month.

/mostly long drawn-out lame ones that need to be flushed ...like mine
 
2014-03-14 09:29:12 PM  
The very rare tampon headline trifecta is in play
 
2014-03-14 09:31:02 PM  
Tampon bombs. That is all.
 
2014-03-14 09:31:33 PM  
He'll be put in the Super-Maxi wing.
 
2014-03-14 09:32:05 PM  
He was probably just too embarrassed to buy it for his wife/girlfriend. I've been there, buddy.
 
2014-03-14 09:33:57 PM  
These comments have me in tears....
 
2014-03-14 09:34:58 PM  
It was a crime of passion. Leave it alone.
 
2014-03-14 09:35:12 PM  
Discharge of mucus and blood from the vagina
 
2014-03-14 09:35:25 PM  
Tampon trifecta is now in play!!!
 
2014-03-14 09:36:27 PM  
As long as he doesn't have his discharges missed too.
 
2014-03-14 09:37:07 PM  
It's to clean up the $240 worth of blood pudding he and his cohort stole.

www.maigh.com
 
2014-03-14 09:40:02 PM  
All these feminine hygiene jokes are really cramping Fark's style.
 
2014-03-14 09:40:03 PM  
Did the cops pick him up at his pad?
 
2014-03-14 09:41:45 PM  
Was he released by Aunt Flo and cousin Red?
 
2014-03-14 09:42:00 PM  
He's better off in prison than coming home empty handed
 
2014-03-14 09:44:35 PM  
So which one of you farks spent half the day looking for tampax related new stories?
 
2014-03-14 09:44:41 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Meh. Fark gets funny headlines like this once a month.

/mostly long drawn-out lame ones that need to be flushed ...like mine


Hah!
 
2014-03-14 09:45:29 PM  
Ha ha. Oh wow!
 
2014-03-14 09:45:53 PM  
I am sure that the punishment will be comenstruate with the crime.
 
2014-03-14 09:46:54 PM  

shizbgby_v2: These comments have me in tears....


Pull out a rag to wipe those funny comments away!
 
2014-03-14 09:46:56 PM  
I guess he wasn't sponge-worthy.
 
2014-03-14 09:48:54 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: So which one of you farks spent half the day looking for tampax related new stories?


o/

I mean, not because I was submitting threads, I just spend most afternoons looking for Tampax related news stories.

Don't judge me.
 
2014-03-14 09:49:59 PM  
Did he steal the fake ones from Bourbon Outfitters?
 
2014-03-14 09:51:15 PM  
Feminine hygiene products should be free anyway.  It is a health issue.  STOP THE farkING WAR ON WOMEN YOU TEABAGGER ASSHOLES!
 
2014-03-14 09:52:27 PM  
Good job subby.

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-14 09:52:56 PM  
Did he have a panty on his head?
 
2014-03-14 09:53:09 PM  
He was just short of $300 and it is not considered that serious of a crime.

I am thinking over $300 and stealing something less  embarrassing would be preferred.
 
2014-03-14 09:57:07 PM  

supershaft: Tampon bombs. That is all.


Feminine hygiene trifecta in play!

Has there ever been a feminine hygiene trifecta on FARK?
 
2014-03-14 10:00:42 PM  

HTOFY

 
2014-03-14 10:00:46 PM  
The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too much..it's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?
 
2014-03-14 10:06:55 PM  

Mark Ratner: The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too much..it's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?


I dig a little stank down there too.

If it's too clean and it has no taste then I get confused and think I need to break out the soy sauce and wasabi.
 
2014-03-14 10:11:07 PM  

MFAWG: supershaft: Tampon bombs. That is all.

Feminine hygiene trifecta in play!

Has there ever been a feminine hygiene trifecta on FARK?


For some reason, these threads always appear in groups.
 
2014-03-14 10:13:57 PM  
$287 worth of feminine products is four boxes of Tampax and a big bag of Always with wings.

/shiat's expensive
 
2014-03-14 10:20:43 PM  

traylor: MFAWG: supershaft: Tampon bombs. That is all.

Feminine hygiene trifecta in play!

Has there ever been a feminine hygiene trifecta on FARK?

For some reason, these threads always appear in groups.


Lawlz. They synch up?
 
2014-03-14 10:28:09 PM  

Cymbal: Mark Ratner: The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too much..it's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?

I dig a little stank down there too.

If it's too clean and it has no taste then I get confused and think I need to break out the soy sauce and wasabi.


Too funny. I'm stealing this line the next time my wife is too clean. +1 sir
 
2014-03-14 10:43:09 PM  
Witnesses report the suspect fled the scene on horseback to go play tennis in white jeans.
 
2014-03-14 10:45:50 PM  
Something about this smells fishy
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-14 10:53:39 PM  
Did they catch him red-handed?

/Confucius say "Man who play with girl on period get caught red-handed"
 
2014-03-14 10:56:15 PM  
What a douche.
 
2014-03-14 10:59:31 PM  

Cymbal: Mark Ratner: The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too much..it's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?

I dig a little stank down there too.

If it's too clean and it has no taste then I get confused and think I need to break out the soy sauce and wasabi.


Neither of you are fooling me... both of you probably have your pinky elevated the entire time.
 
2014-03-14 11:08:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-14 11:09:06 PM  
Pretty good, subby, but the headline bar here is bloody low.

/Still worth a tip of the hat to you.
 
2014-03-14 11:14:51 PM  
C'mon, subby! Would it have cramped your style to use the "plug" tag?
 
2014-03-14 11:18:00 PM  
I just want to point out a male yeast infection could drive him to do it.

/ thought I had serious std
//constant terrible pain no easy cure
///even doctors say it is way worse for men
 
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