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(ABC)   US sending 25,000 MREs to Ukraine. Haven't these people suffered enough?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 9
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2014-03-14 04:32:32 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe they can trick the Russians into eating them
2014-03-14 06:00:39 PM  
2 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: Um, dude, that's not how they're heated, eh.


Yeah, but where are they going to find a rock or something?
2014-03-14 07:08:23 PM  
1 votes:
when i was in kabul (2005-2007) I worked at the US Embassy. We had MRE's in our safe haven. The Security Office in charge of things like safe haven rations noticed that the stock was getting lower. He started asking around. We didn't know what was going on. Then we noticed the TDYer from another office. We never saw him at the dining hall and he was much larger.

evidently, he was eating two or three a day....for over a month. he gained over 20 lbs....and was severely constipated.

the marine security guards also used to have contests to see who could make the largest turd after eating an mre. they wanted me to judge once...i declined.
2014-03-14 05:42:00 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: The Bestest: demaL-demaL-yeH: You would. Skittles taste like aluminum foil.

Skittles are awesome. What's wrong with you?

Maybe he doesnt like being shot at


Nobody likes being on the receiving end of launched ordnance.
2014-03-14 04:54:24 PM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: demaL-demaL-yeH: stevarooni: Okay, that's...better, 25,000 cases of MREs.  Not much of a response "to a wide-ranging request from that country for some rifles, ammunition, medicine and other supplies for its troops. "

Bandages, bullets, and beans.
/Those poor, soon-to-be constipated bastards.

Drink water....lots of it...till you think you can't drink anymore...then drink some more water.


Um, no. The extremely high fat content is designed to plug you up. We used to joke that the MRE "cheese" was a plastic, self-forming buttplug.
/You know the phrase, "Shiatting bricks."? Literal.
That pack of toilet tissue? It was to wipe away the tears and blow your nose after passing desiccated MRE. Your butt sure didn't need wiping.
2014-03-14 04:53:55 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: 69gnarkill69: demaL-demaL-yeH: pyrotek85: Tazandra: Hey now, some MRE'S are pretty damn tasty. :)

Yeah the recent ones I've tried were pretty good, all things considered. Now the original ones I heard were pretty bad.

Bad is inadequate. On a scale from warm spring day to Fukushima'd, bad is mist. Original MREs are Fukushima cubed.

Pftftftftftf!  This is THE original Army MRE:

Hard tack is a little too old school


I thought it was a lumpy poptart
2014-03-14 04:42:00 PM  
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: pyrotek85: Tazandra: Hey now, some MRE'S are pretty damn tasty. :)

Yeah the recent ones I've tried were pretty good, all things considered. Now the original ones I heard were pretty bad.

Bad is inadequate. On a scale from warm spring day to Fukushima'd, bad is mist. Original MREs are Fukushima cubed.


Pftftftftftf!  This is THE original Army MRE:

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-03-14 04:40:42 PM  
1 votes:

stevarooni: Okay, that's...better, 25,000 cases of MREs.  Not much of a response "to a wide-ranging request from that country for some rifles, ammunition, medicine and other supplies for its troops. "


MREs are weapons on my colon.
2014-03-14 04:38:54 PM  
1 votes:
the internet is sending 25,000 Memes Ready to Eat
 
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